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NWA Clash of the Champions VI: Ragin’ Cajun

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This is my first review in nearly 11 months.  I hope I’ve still got it.

Jim Ross and Michael Hayes introduce the show.  Apparently it’s some kind of legends night.  The show Terry Funk, Lou Thesz, Gene Kiniski, Sam Muchnick, and Pat O’Connor arriving.  They had dinner with NWA World Heavyweight Champion Ricky Steamboat had dinner with them.  Buddy Rogers, Dory Funk Jr., and Harley Race are also there.  Jim Herd says some kind words about them.

Opening video.

They play the national anthem.  Pyro and ballyhoo.

Commercials.  There’s a plug for the Wrestling Hotline.  1-900-909-9900.  Not that I recommend trying that number in 2012.

Gary Michael Cappetta is the ring announcer.

The Samoan Swat Team (w/ Paul E. Dangerously) vs. The Midnight Express (w/ Jim Cornette).  Samu beats up Lane to start.  Lane scores a shoulder block.  They do some drop down and leap overs.  Lane ends up getting a cross body for a 1 count.  Samu accidentally knocks Fatu off the apron.  Fatu recovers quickly and tags in to put a hurting on Lane.  Lane is having none of that and tags in Eaton.  Eaton hits a diving dropkick.  I’m not going to dignify it with the name of missile dropkick.  MX make quick tags and work over Fatu.  Cornette hits Samu with the tennis racket on the outside, which pisses Samu off.  MX continue working over Fatu.  Fatu chops Lane in the throat and tags out.  Lane gets a sunset flip on Samu for 2.  The Samoans try to double team Lane in the corner, but Samu ends up accidentally decking Fatu again.  Hayes on commentary calls this “a main event in any arena.”  He must have hit the nose candy before they went on the air.  MX work over Samu.  The Samoans cut Lane off briefly, but Eaton gets the tag and cleans house.  MX switch behind the referee’s back without making a tag, but they’re babyfaces so it’s okay.  The match continues to drag.  Lane gets a near fall off a jackknife hold.  The referee took a while to count because everyone was in the ring.  Samoans get the heat on Eaton.  Lane gets the hot tag and runs wild.  The Samoans conk heads, which we know has no effect on Samoans.  Paul E. trips Lane.  Cornette hits Fatu with the tennis racket.  Samu kicks Lane.  Fatu covers for 2.  Fatu beats up Lane for a while.  Fatu knocks Eaton off the apron.  This pisses Eaton off, so he comes in to distract Tommy Young while the Samoans double team Lane.  Fatu goes for a diving headbutt, but Lane avoids it.  Samu and Eaton tag in.  Eaton runs wild.  He bonks the Samoans’ heads together.  They shrug it off and headbutt him.  One of the Samoans accidentally hits the other when Eaton moves.  Clusterfuck ensues.  MX hit the Rocket Laucher while Cornette decks Paul E.  Fatu hits Eaton with Paul E’s cell phone and puts Samu on top.  Samu pins Eaton in 20:33.  Solid formulaic tag match, but felt long.

Next, The Great Muta!

Great Muta (w/ Gary Hart) vs. Steve Casey.  Man, Muta is young here.  He meditates, then blows mist into the air, the blows mist into Casey’s face and kicks his ass.  Muta hits a handspring elbow to the corner, then hits a snapmare and clamps on a rear chin lock.  Casey manages to hit an arm drag and works Muta’s arm a bit.  Muta hits a nifty dropkick in the corner, then sends Casey outside and teases a dive.  Hart throws Casey back into the ring and Muta hits a diving dropkick.  Muta rakes Casey’s eyes and continues beating on him.  Casey works Muta’s arm a bit more.  Muta flips around and works on Casey’s leg.  Muta drops Casey with a sweet roundhouse kick, then puts a claw on his armpit.  Not a typo.  Casey makes his comeback and runs wild briefly.  Muta avoids a dropkick and sends Casey out of the ring with the kick that Shelton Benjamin would call the Dragon Whip 15 years later.  Muta then wipes Casey out with a cross body to floor and throws him into the barricade.  Back inside, Muta hits a backbreaker and finishes Casey with the moonsault press in 8:12.  Fine little showcase for Muta.  I love Muta, I love moonsaults, and I love Muta’s moonsaults.

Junkyard Dog comes out with a New Orleans marching band.

Junkyard Dog vs. “Hacksaw” Butch Reed (w/ Hiro Matsuda).  Ross puts over that these two are old rivals from the Mid-South territory, appropriate since we’re in the Superdome in New Orleans.  JYD lands a punc and Reed bails for a moment.  They want to fight, but Teddy Long insists that they open up the hands.  JYD grabs a side headlock, then some shoulder blocks.  He does the doggie headbutting deal and sends Reed outside again.  Reed dicks around for a bitm then comes back in.  JYD works Reed’s arm some.  JYD hits a hip toss and a body slam and continues to beat up Reed.  Reed finally gets the advantage and beats up JYD.  Reed drops some elbows for 2, then clamps on a chin lock.  JYD almost goes down, but rallies and makes his comeback.  BIG back body drop by JYD gets 2.  Double clothesline spot.  Reed hits  a diving shoulder block and covers, but JYD gets his foot on the ropes.  Reed stupidly celebrates.  Matsuda distracts the ref.  Reed collides with Matsuda.  For some reason, this knocks Reed out and allows JYD to get the pin in 8:54.  It wasn’t completely horrible.

Bob Orton Jr. (w/ Gary Hart) vs. “Captain Redneck” Dick Murdoch.  Lock up.  Orton hits a couple of fireman’s carrys.  Spell check doesn’t like that word.  Murdoch hits a fireman’s carry of his own.  They trade arm wringers.  I approve.  The work around arm locks for some time, and I’m perfectly fine with that.  Murdoch escapes a rough spot and they lock up again.  Orton puts a hurting on the back of Murdoch’s head.  Murdoch fights back on spaghetti legs (term stolen from Jim Ross).  Murdoch lands a dropkick and Orton takes a front bump into the turnbuckles.  Murdoch drops Orton with a BIG right hand.  Murdoch rolls to the floor and beats up Orton on the apron.  Orton rallies and goes for the superplex.  Murdoch fights him off and lands some blows.  Orton rakes the eyes.  Murdoch catches Orton coming into the corner and drops him.  Murdoch goes for the brainbuster, but Hart trips him and Orton lands on top for the pin in 9:47.  I dug the hell out of this.

NWA World Tag Team Championship Match: The Road Warriors (c) (w/ Paul Ellering) vs. Mike Rotunda & “Dr. Death” Steve Williams of The Varsity Club (w/ Kevin Sullivan).  Hawk and Rotunda start.  Hawk gets the better of it and Rotunda bails.  Hawk gives chased, but is blocked by referee Teddy Long.  Animal tags in.  He gets whipped towards the enemy corner and drops Doc with an elbow smash.  Animal press slams Rotunda.  Doc runs in and gets the same treatment.  Hawk and Doc tag in and brawl.  Hawk hits an atomic drop and a clothesline.  Cover, but Rotunda pulls him off.  Doc hits a clothesline and taunts Animal.  Rotunda tags in and hits an elbow drop for 2.  Hawk kicks out with authority.  Animal tags in and grabs a headlock.  Doc tags in and Animal gabs him too.  They go for a backdrop suplex, but Animal flips out and dropkicks them, then hits a double clothesline.  Animal gets low bridged out of the ring.  Doc drops him in the hard floor.  Back inside, the heels get the heat on Animal.  Hawk gets the tag, but the referee didn’t see it.  Animal continues to play face in peril.  He eventually drops Rotunda with a lariat.  Doc prevents him from making the tag.  Animal clotheslines Doc.  Hawk gets the hot tag and runs wild.  Clusterfuck ensues.  Animal shoves the ref.  Doomsday Device on Rotunda.  Sullivan and Ellering brawl on the floor.  Long refuses to count for the Road Warriors.  Doc schoolboys Hawk and Long makes a fast count to give the Varsity Club the titles in 11:37.  Okay match.  This must be the beginning of Teddy’s heel turn and becoming a manager.

Jim Ross interviews some pissed off Road Warriors and Paul Ellering at ringside.

Ranger Ross vs. The Iron Sheik (w/ Rip Morgan).  America vs. Iran.  Sheik sings the Iranian national anthem, then jumps Ross and chokes him with his robe.  Sheik hits a side suplex, then chokes Ross with his own shirt.  Ross hits a suplex for 1.  Rosss beats up Sheik.  Sheik applies an abdominal stretch.  Ross rallies and kicks Sheik in the head.  Cover.  Morgan hits Ross with the flag to cause the DQ in 1:55.  Sheik and Morgan attack Ross.  Junkyard Dog makes the save.

Bob Caudle interviews Ric Flair, who is going for his 6th World Championship tonight.

NWA United States Tag Team Championship Match: Rick Steiner & Eddie Gilbert (c) of The First Family (w/ Missy Hyatt) vs. Kevin Sullivan & Dan Spivey of The Varsity Club.  The heels attack the champs before the bell and get the jump on them.  The much larger Spivey beats up Gilbert.  The much shorter Sullivan tags in and provokes Steiner, who kindly distracts referee Tommy Young so Spivey can beat up Gilbert on the outside.  Gilbert continues to take abuse from the Varsity Club.  Steiner gets the tag and runs wild on Spivey.  Powerslam gets 2.  Steiner hits a belly to belly.  Sullivan breaks the cover.  Clusterfuck ensues.  Steiner clotheslines Spivey and both tumble out of the ring.  Gilbert nails Sullivan with Hyatt’s Gucci bag and cradles him for the pin in 3:51, even though neither were legal.  The Varsity Club beat up Gilbert, but Steiner makes the save with a chair.  It was short.

Wrestling Hotline!

2/3 Falls Match for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship: Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat (c) (w/ Bonnie & Richie Steamboat) vs. “The Nature Boy” Ric Flair.  Terry Funk has joined Jim Ross for commentary on this match.  Flair and Steamboat lock up.  Steamboat pushes Flair into the corner and slaps him.  They trade holds and do some amateur-type stuff o the mat.  Steamboat slaps the piss out of Flair again, then wins a power arm lock contest.  Flair gets the ropes to break and bails.  They lock up again.  Steamboat hits a hip toss and gets a side headlock takeover.  They work around the headlock for a bit.  I always enjoy that.  They trade chops.  Back to the headlock.  Flair forces Steamboat into the corner and chops him.  Steamboat replies with a chop that knocks Flair off his feet.  Steamboat hits a big back body drop.  Flair lands a closed fist punch.  Steamboat gets a reverse cradle for 2, then hits a clothesline and goes back to the headlock.  Steamboat beats up Flair a bit.  Flair face plants and Steamboat covers for 2.  Flair hits an inverted atomic drop.  Steamboat drops Flair with another chop for 2.  Steamboat hits a shoulder block for 2.  Another chop gets 2 for Steamboat.  Flair bails and face plants at ringside.  Back inside, Flair lands some chops.  Steamboat responds in kind.  Steamboat gets another near fall.  Steamboat hits a vertical suplex and goes for a splash, but Flair gets his knees up.  Flair goes to work on Steamboat.  Flair hits a butterfly suplex and tries to hold Steamboat down, but gets only a series of 2 counts.  Steamboat fires back, but whiffs a dropkick.  Flair goes for the figure-four, but Steamboat cradles him ala Chi-Town Rumble.  Flair cuts back the cradle and pins Steamboat to win the first fall in 19:35.  Commercials.  They go at it again.  Steamboat hits a diving chop for 2.  Flair hits a backdrop suplex and a knee drop.  He misses a second knee drop and Steamboat attacks his leg.  Steamboat locks in the figure-four.  Flair suffers for a moment, but gets the ropes.  Steamboat locks on a crab hold.  Flair gets another rope break and hides out in the corner.  Steamboat goes back on the attack anyway.  They do some more sweet mat wrestling, then end up outside.  Flair sends Steamboat into the barricade and slams him on the floor.  Coming back inside, Flair jerks Steamboat’s neck down across the ropes.  Flair suplexes Steamboat back inside for 2.  Flair applies an abdominal stretch and turns it into a ground Cobra Twist for 2.  Flair tries to pin Steamboat with his feet on the ropes, but fails.  Steamboat gets a reverse cradle for 2, then a jackknife hold for 2.  Flair goes back on the offensive.  He goes up top, but Steamboat cuts him off and hits a superplex.  Steamboat applies a double chickenwing armlock and Flair submits to give Steamboat the second fall in 35:03.  Insta-commercials.  They keep going hard at it.  Flair hits a shin breaker and applies the figure-four.  Steamboat quickly gets the ropes.  Flair argues with the referee.  They do some stuff.  Flair does the Flair flip in the corner and runs into a chop from Steamboat on the apron.  Flair begs off, then trips up Steamboat and goes for the Flair pin in the corner, but only gets 2.  Steamboat misses Flair in the corner and gets hung their briefly, injuring his knee.  Flair goes to work on the leg and reapplies the figure-four.  Steamboat suffers for a while, but finally roles into the ropes.  Flair sends Steamboat’s bad leg into the apron.  Flair hits a diving cross body for 2.  Steamboat goes for a slam, but his leg gives out and Flair gets another 2 count.  Steamboat hits a flying headbutt and a chop, then comes off the top with the diving cross body for 2.  Steamboat hits a swinging neckbreaker for 2.  Steamboat goes for a springboard sunset flip.  Flair fights it, but Steamboat gets him over for 2.  Flair clamps on a sleeper hold.  Steamboat nearly goes out, but rallies and manages to send Flair outside.  Back inside, Steamboat lands an enzuigiri for 2.  Steamboat comes off the top rope, but Flair avoids it and goes back to work on Steamboat’s leg.  They trade chops.  Steamboat wins the exchange and beats up Flair int he corner.  Flair goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Steamboat blocks it and chops him.  Cover, but Flair gets his foot on the rope.  Flair elbows Steamboat on the head and hits a backdrop suplex.  Flair goes up top again.  Steamboat throws him off.  Steamboat gets the chickenwing armlock again.  Steamboat’s leg gives out and they fall back, putting both mens’ shoulders on the mat.  Steamboat lifts his at the last second and gets the pin in 55:30, even though Flair’s foot is under the rope.  Steamboat retains the title.  Great match, but I disagree with those who say this is better than Chi-Town Rumble.  Insta-commercials.

Jim Ross interviews NWA World Heavyweight Champion Ricky Steamboat.  He’s ready to move on from Ric Flair.  They examine the video and see that Flair’s foot was on the bottom rope.  Steamboat agrees that Flair deserves another shot.

Enjoyable show.  Flair/Steamboat is a classic and I really dug the Orton/Murdoch match and the Muta showcase.

NWA Clash of the Champions V: St. Valentine’s Massacre

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Cool opening video.  Clash of the Champions open.  We’re LIVE from Cleveland, Ohio.  Jim Ross and Magnum T.A. hype up the show.  The ring announcer is… a guy I don’t recognize.

The Russian Assassins (w/ Paul Jones) vs. The Midnight Express (w/ Jim Cornette).  Lane feigns some of his hokey karate crap.  The Russian pushes him across the ring.  They lock up.  Lane does his hokey karate crap.  Eaton tags in and works the Russian’s arm.  The Russian slams Eaton and tags in the other Russian.  Ross says it’s #2.  Lane tags in and heats a weak clothesline.  MX double team Russian Assassin #2.  We get an inset promo from Paul E. Dangerously while the match is going on.  Jones takes his coat off and acts like he wants to fight Cornette.  Lane hits Jones with hokey karate kicks.  The Russians console Jones.  Paul E. joins Ross and Magnum for commentary.  The MX clean house.  Cornette hits one of the Russians with the tennis racket on the outside.  The Russians fail to get any heat going.  They pull the switcheroo and get the advantage on Lane.  Lane is sent outside.  Cornette threatens Jones with the tennis racket to keep him from getting in a cheap shot… just like Cornette got in a few minutes ago.  The Russians get the heat on Lane.  It’s boring.  Lane catches one of them with a cross body for 2.  That’s called a hope spot, kids!  The Russians keep the heat on Lane.  The legal one tries to apply a crab hold, falls over, and grabs the ropes to apply a half crab.  Eaton makes the save.  Russians try to double team Lane, but Eaton prevents it again.  Eaton gets the hot tag and runs wild.  Clusterfuck ensues.  Paul E. leaves the booth.  MX hit the Rocket Launcher on one of the Assassins.  Eaton gets the pin in 13:15.  This wasn’t any good.  I normally like the MX, so the Russians must have sucked.

Bob Caudle interviews Ricky Steamboat, who is holding the baby who would grow up to be Richie Steamboat.  They show video of Steamboat beating up Ric Flair.

Steve Casey vs. “Hacksaw” Butch Reed.  They lock up.  Reed pushes Casey into the ropes, then poses.  Reed hits an arm drag and dances a bit.  They lock up again.  Reed pushes Casey into the ropes again.  This time he doesn’t give a clean break.  Casey hits a dropkick and an arm drag.  Casey cranks on Reed’s arm.  They trade arm locks.  Casey wins that exchange and takes Reed down the mat, where he keeps working on the arm.  Reed powers his way to his feet and backs Casey in the corner.  Casey hits another arm drag.  Reed slams Casey, but Casey holds on to the arm.  Reed gets a rope break.  Reed hides in the safety of being near the ropes for a bit.  Reed gives Casey a taste of his own medicine by working his arm.  Reed pulls Casey’s hair.  Casey hits an arm drag to reverse the momentum in the battle of who can hurt whose arm more.  Reed pushes Casey into the ropes.  Casey hits… another arm drag.  Casey works the arm some more.  Reed bails.  After a bit of time wasting, Reed calls for a test of strength.  Casey stupidly obliges.  Reed wins the test of strength, of course.  Casey finally escapes and gets a hammerlock.  Reed gouges his face.  Reed throws Casey out of the ring and poses.  Casey gets back to the apron.  Reed pulls his head across the top rope.  Casey fights his way back into the ring and makes his comeback.  Reed cuts him off with a forearm to the back of the head and applies a camel clutch.  It transitions into a rear chin lock.  Said rear chin lock continues for some time.  Casey tries to fight back again, but Reed throws him out of the ring again.  This match has officially gone on longer than the MX match.  Reed hits a suplex for 2.  Reed argues with the referee.  Casey tries to make his comeback, but Reed avoids a dropkick.  Reed applies a rear chin lock again.  He has a foot on the bottom rope just to be a dick.  I’m pretty sure that would actually decrease your leverage, Magnum.  Teddy Long accuses Reed of using the ropes.  Nothing comes of that.  Casey fights out of the rear chin lock and makes his comeback.  Casey hits corner punches, a hip toss, and a monkey flip.  Casey lands a couple of dropkicks.  He goes for a cross body, but Reed catches him and press slams him.  Reed goes up top and hits a diving shoulder block for the pin in 17:42.  This would have been fine at 5 minutes.  At almost 18, it was WAY too long and boring.

NWA World Heavyweight Champion Ric Flair comes out to the ring with Hiro Matsuda and a bunch of random women.  Bob Caudle interviews him.  Flair puts himself over and calls out Ricky Steamboat.  He offers Caudle his pick of the women.  Caudle isn’t interested.  Steamboat comes out.  Flair talks about how boring monogamy is and says he’ll beat Steamboat at the PPV on Monday.  Steamboat talks about what a scumbag Flair is.  Flair tells Steamboat to “go home and help the missus with the dishes.”  Steamboat attacks Flair and they begin to fight.  Caudle and women awkwardly stay in the ring.  Steamboat rips off Flair’s suit and gives him a press slam and a back body drop, then hits the diving cross body and gets a phantom three count.  Hiro Matsuda wakes up after being decked earlier and he and Flair double team Steamboat.  Steamboat makes his own comeback, sends Flair out of the ring, and knocks him into the crowd.  Steamboat comes back to the ring and puts on the tattered remains of Flair’s suit.  The crowd approves.  Steamboat rips it off and throws the pieces to the crowd, who still approve.

Coming up, The Road Warriors!  The Total Package!

The Blackmailer (w/ Hiro Matsuda) vs. “The Total Package” Lex Luger.  They lock up.  Luger shoves Blackmailer across the ring.  Repeat.  Luger blocks a wrist lock.  Blackmailer grabs a headlock.  Luger throws him off and absorbs a shoulder block.  Luger grabs a headlock, then drops Blackmailer with a shoulder block.  Blackmailer bails.  Back inside, the lock up again.  Luger grabs a headlock again.  Blackmailer tires of this shit and hits a backdrop suplex.  Luger no-sells it.  They stare at each other.  They lock up again.  Luger grabs another headlock.  Blackmailer backs Luger into the corner and beats on him a bit.  Luger reverses a whip, hits a back body drop, and does… a side headlock takeover.  Luger lets go and the walk around and look at each other.  They lock up again.  Blackmailer lands some blows.  Luger hits a powerslam.  Luger does… another side headlock takeover.  He works it for a while, then hits a press slam.  Luger charges, but Blackmailer ducks and Luger tumbles out of the ring.  Blackmailer pulls Luger’s neck into the top rope to keep him out of the ring.  This match will never end at that rate.  He chokes Luger against the ropes, then knocks him off the apron again.  Luger hits a slingshot sunset flip for 2.  They trade punches.  Blackmailer scrapes Luger’s eyes and goes on the offensive.  Blackmailer grabs a rear chin lock.  Luger escapes and gets caught in the balls.  Luger blocks a suplex attempt and hits one of his own.  Blackmailer beats on Luger.  Luger hulks up and makes his comeback.  Luger hits a superplex for the pin in 13:02 to end it.  That was a message to Barry Windham, who Luger will challenge for the United States title at Chi-Town Rumble.  This pretty much sucked.

Still to come, the Varsity Club vs. The Fantastics.

Michael Hayes delivers NWA World Television Champion Rick Steiner to Bob Caudle for an interview.  I’m pretty sure Steiner’s early gimmick was that he was borderline retarded.

NWA United States Tag Team Championship Match: Mike Rotunda & “Dr. Death” Steve Williams (c) of The Varsity Club (w/ Kevin Sullivan) vs. The Fantastics.  Sullivan & Williams won the titles, but the Varsity Club is using the Freebirds rule.  Rotundo and Rogers lock up.  Rotundo hits a fireman’s carry.  Rotundo takes him down.  Rogers gets back to his feet.  They stare at each other for a while.  Rogers hits an arm drag.  They stare at each other again.  Rogers grabs a side headlock.  Rotundo pulls his hair.  Rotundo does the drop down, leap frog, and is met with a clothesline, which gets 2 for Rogers.  Doc tags in and beats up Rogers, which is probably the most enjoyable thing on this show so far.  Rogers avoids an elbow drop and tags in Fulton.  The Fantastics hit a double dropkick.  Fulton swivels his hips.  They lock up.  Doc hits a shoulder block, then takes Fulton down.  We get an inset promo from Rick Steiner, who just had an interview 5 minutes ago.  Fulton fights back, but Doc takes him down again.  Rotundo takes in.  Fulton gets a sunset flip for 2.  Doc tags in.  Rotundo takes Fulton down to keep him from making the tag.  Fulton ducks some clotheslines and hits a cross body for 2.  Rogers tags in and hits a dropkick.  Doc recovers immediately and pounds on Rogers.  Rogers takes a rough looking bump off of a back body drop.  Rotundo tags in and lands an elbow smash on Rogers, then slaps Fulton.  Rogers fights back and tags in Fulton.  Fulton hits a knee lift for 2.  Fulton hits corner punches.  Doc decks Fulton and sends him to the floor.  With the referee distracted, Williams drops Fulton across the guardrail.  Fulton plays face in peril as the Varsity Club put a beating on him.  Fulton gets his knees up to block a splash from Rotundo.  Williams tags in and keeps Fulton from making the tag.  Rogers comes in the ring to attack Doc and is immediately forced out by the referee.  Fulton stays in the pressure cooker.  Doc hits an impressive press slam  and a football tackle.  Fulton holds onto the ropes to avoid the Oklahoma Stampede and lands on top of Doc.  Rogers gets the hot tag and RUNS WILD~!  Rotundo trips Rogers from the outside.  Rogers avoids an elbow drop and fights back, but gets sent to the floor.  Fulton makes a comeback.  Rogers hits a diving cross body on Doc.  Rotundo stomps Rogers in the back of the head.  Doc gets the pin on Rogers in 13:25.  For the first time all show, I can say I enjoyed this match.

Up next, The Dragon in action!

Bob Bradley vs. Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat (w/ Bonnie & Richie Steamboat).  Bradley talks trash.  They shove each other.  Steamboat ducks a punch and hits an atomic drop and some punches and a chop.  Bradley bails.  They lock up.  Bradley hit a hip toss.  They lock u p again.  Bradley hits a body slam.  Bradley hits an arm drag.  Steamboat hits a hip toss and a few slams, then a pair of the best arm drags in the history of professional wrestling.  Bradley bails.  Steamboat slingshots him back into the apron and rams his face into the mat.  Bradley bails again.  Steamboat joins him and gets slammed on the floor and sent into the barricade.  Back inside, Bradley rakes Steamboat’s eyes and hits a body slam.  Bradley lands an elbow smash and another body slam, and a clothesline.  Steamboat avoids Bradley in the corner.  Bradley does the Flair flip.  Steamboat hits an arm drag into an arm lock.  Bradley telegraphs a back body drop.  Steamboat succeeds with one, then hits another arm drag.  The leap frog each other.  Steamboat hits a hip toss and another arm drag.  I will never complain about Ricky Steamboat doing arm drags.  Bradly does a drop down, leap frog, leap frog, elbow smash.  Bradley hits a sidewalk slam.  Steamboat avoids a diving headbutt and drops Bradley with a chop.  Steamboat hits a diving chop and a diving cross body for the pin in 6:24.  See, kids?  In the magical land of 1989, a guy getting a title shot on the next PPV wins matches to build himself up!  What a novel concept.  The match was okay.

Coming up, JYD, Sting, & Michael Hayes!  Also, Rick Steiner.

Non-Title: Rip Morgan vs. NWA World Television Champion Rick Steiner.  Morgan stomps the mat.  Steiner bites his leg.  We get an inset promo from Mike Rotundo while Morgan beats up Steiner.  Steiner hits a Steiner Line and sends Morgan out of the ring.  They lock up.  Morgan beats up Steiner in the corner.  Steiner no sells blows to the head.  Because he’s too dumb to feel them, see?  Morgan hits a clothesline.  Steiner hits a powerslam, then barks and gets on all fours.  Morgan stomps around some more.  They lock up again.  Morgan beats on Steiner.  Morgan hits an elbow smash for 2, then grabs a rear chin lock.  Morgan hits a body slam.  Steiner avoids a diving splash and makes his comeback.  Morgan avoids an elbow drop and bear hugs Steiner.  Dumb move.  Steiner hits a belly to belly suplex for the pin in 4:41.  Steiner drinks something a fan throws in the ring.  It was okay.

Bob Caudle interviews Sting, Junkyard Dog, & Michael Hayes, who are going for the Six-Man Tag Team titles tonight.  They go back down into their dressing room.  Kevin Sullivan comes in and locks the gate leading to the babyface dressing room.  They can’t get out and they’re in the main event NEXT!  What will they do?

The Road Warriors and Genichiro Tenryu come out for the main event.  The Varsity Club hit the ring and attack them.  The bell rings, so I guess this is the main event now.

NWA World Six-Man Tag Team Championship Match: NWA World Tag Team Champions The Road Warriors & Genichiro Tenryu (w/ Paul Ellering) vs. NWA United States Tag Team Champions The Varsity Club.  They brawl while we get an inset of Doug Dillinger trying to open the door for Sting, JYD, & Hayes.  Animal clotheslines everybody.  They keep cutting to the back and interrupting the match.  Hawk beats up Sullivan.  Tenryu and Rotundo lock up.  Tenryu lands a chop and a dropkick.  Rotundo begs off.  Cut to the back again.  Don’t these fuckers know what bolt cutters are?  Tenryu drops Doc with an enzuigiri.  Hawk tags in and gives Doc a clothesline.  Cut to the back, where Sting, JYD, and Hayes are finally released.  Animal and Doc lock up.  Animal powers Doc into the heel corner.  Doc and Rotundo double team Animal.  Rotundo sends Animal’s shoulder into the post and the barricade.  Varsity Club get the heat on Animal.  Hawk gets the hot tag, but the referee didn’t see it.  The Varsity Club hit a spike piledriver on Hawk.  Sting, Hayes, and JYD hit the ring for a three-way brawl.  It’s a double DQ in 5:47.  And this was lame.  Folks are bawling all over the place.  Cut to commercials.

People are still brawling.  Ross and Magnum hype Chi-Town Rumble.  Roll credits.

I think I enjoyed one match on this show.  The rest of it was pretty suckish.

NWA Clash of the Champions III: Fall Brawl

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Opening video about Sting wanting to be a champion.

Clash of the Champions open.

Tony Schiavone introduces the show.  Jim Ross and Bob Caudle are the announcers.  Not sure who the ring announcer is.

NWA World Television Championship Match: Mike Rotunda (c) (w/ Kevin Sullivan) vs. Brad Armstrong.  Rotunda schools Armstrong with some amateur takedowns.  Rotunda hits a rebound cross body, but Armstrong rolls through for 2.  Rotunda bails to consult with Sullivan.  Rotunda hits arm strong with some European uppercuts, then Armstrong hits a hip toss and a dropkick for 2.  Rotunda bails again.  Insta-commercials.  Rotunda hits a knee lift, then hot shots Armstrong into the top rope.  Rotunda throws Armstrong out of the ring for Sullivan to get his cheap shots in behind referee Tommy Young’s back.  Rotunda beats up Armstrong on the outside.  Back inside, a suplex gets 2 for Rotunda.  Rotunda clamps on a rear chin lock.  Rotunda lands some more European uppercuts and otherwise abuses Armstrong.  Rotunda goes back to the rear chin lock.  Armstrong fights out, then gets his head knocked off with a lariat.  Rotunda hits an elbow drop for 2.  Insta-commercials.  Rotunda has Armstrong in the rear chin lock again.  Steve Williams has come to ringside to cheer for Armstrong.  Rotunda goes for the airplane spin for 2.  Rotunda hits a side suplex for 2.  Rotunda gets an inside cradle for 2.  Rotunda lands a punch for 2.  Another cover for 2.  Rotunda hits a clothesline for 2.  Rotunda tries desperately to get the pin, but the 20 minute time limit expires (about 11 minutes shown).  Man, almost half of the match was cut out.  What I saw of it was good, though.  Williams congratulates Armstrong for not losing, I guess.

Lots of commercial breaks on this show are making it feel rushed.

“Dr. Death” Steve Williams & Nikita Koloff vs. The Sheepherders (w/ Rip Morgan).  Doc starts with (I think) Luke.  The Sheepherders both beat up on Doc, then both teams square off and the Sheepherders bail.  Doc drops Luke with a big shoulder block.  Doc hits drops Luke and hits Butch with a shoulder tackle.  Morgan comes in, then leaves before he can get dropped.  Butch and Nikita tag in.  Butch hides on the apron, then comes in and beats up Nikita.  Nikita fights back  and slams both Sheepherders.  The Sheepherders try to work over Nikita, but Nikita is having none of that shit.  Doc tags in and works Luke’s arm.  Doc suplexes Luke in from the apron, then hits a diving cross body for 2, as Butch saves.  Nikita and Doc take turns working Luke’s arm.  Luke avoids Doc in the corner, causing him to spear the post.  Insta-commercials.  Williams shrugs off Luke’s punches, but Butch nails Doc from behind.  Doc ducks a shot from Butch, causing him to deck Luke.  Nikita tags in and runs wild on Butch.  The Sheepherders get the advantage on Nikita and send him into the barricade on the outside.  Sheepherders get heat on Nikita.  Butch spits at Doc, giving the Sheepherders time to double team Nikita behind Tommy Young’s back as he tries to keep Doc out of the ring.  Morgan attacks Doc with the flag pole to distract Doc when Nikita makes it to the corner.  Nikita avoids a diving headbutt and makes the hot tag to Doc.  Doc runs wild.  He tries to press slam Luke, but Butch clips his leg from behind.  Nikita tags back in, completely revived after having 30 seconds to rest, and blasts Butch with the Russian Sickle for the pin about 16 minutes shown).  Okay match.

Insta-commercials.

Dusty Rhodes vs. Kevin Sullivan (w/ Gary Hart).  No entrances or intros.  Man, they’re rushing through this show.  They lock up.  Sullivan throws chops at Dusty.  Dusty elbows Sullivan, throws him out of the ring, and rams him into the announce table.  Stuff happens.  Dusty beats up Sullivan and throws him out of the ring again.  Bob Caudle is on commentary with Ross now.  What happened to Schiavone?  Rhodes elbows Sullivan a bunch.  Sullivan knocks Rhodes down and puts the boots to him.  Hart hits Dusty with his shoe on the outside.  Sullivan locks Dusty in a rear chin lock.  Dusty fights out and makes his comeback.  Sullivan tries to use the spike, but fails,  Dusty hits Sullivan with the spike.  Cover, but Hart pulls Dusty out of the ring.  Dusty goes after Hart, but Al Perez attacks Dusty with a chair.  Is this No DQ?  Sullivan whips Dusty with the chain.  Dusty hits a cross body on the chain to knock Perez and Sullivan down, then pins Gary Hart with a half assed inside cradle in 7:00.  This was retarded.

Insta-commercials.

Russian Chain Match: Ivan Koloff (w/ Paul Jones) vs. Ricky Morton.  Koloff beats up Morton.  Morton pulls the chain into Koloff’s balls.  Koloff beats up Morton some more.  Morton gets sent outside and pulls Koloff into the ropes with the chain.  Koloff beats up Morton.  Morton beats up Koloff.  They use a chain.  Morton pulls Koloff off the top rope with a chain.  Insta-commercials.  Morton goes for the pin, touching 3 corners before Koloff holds into the ropes to keep him from touching the fourth.  Jones holds out his cane for Koloff to hold on to, but Morton gets away and touches the fourth corner for the win (about 6 minutes shown).  This sucked.  A Russian Assassin comes in and takes out Morton.  Koloff tires of Jones’ shit and shoves him.  The Russian Assassins jump Koloff and kicks his ass.  This whole scenario was lame.

Next, Sting vs. Windham for the BELT!

NWA United States Heavyweight Championship Match: Barry Windham (c) (w/ JJ Dillon) vs. Sting.  Sting hits some arm drags.  They argue.  They lock up.  Sting leap frogs Windham and hits a couple of dropkicks to send Windham out of the ring.  They lock up again.  Windham hits a backdrop suplex, but Sting no sells it an dropkicks Windham out of the ring again.  Insta-commercials.  Windham beats on Sting.  Sting hits an inverted atomic drop and hits Windham with punches in the corner.  Windham beats up Sting on the outside, then back in the ring.  Sting gets a sunset flip for 2.  Windham hits a knee drop for 2.  Sting gets an inside cradle for 2.  Windham tries a Stinger Splash, but Sting avoids it and Windham hits the turnbuckle.  Windham goes outside.  Sting follows and rams his head into the post.  Windham falls over the barricade.  Back inside, Sting bites Windham’s forehead.  Windham is bleeding.  Sting rakes his back.  Sting lands some punches and dropkicks Windham.  Cover, but too close to the ropes.  Sting applies a sleeper hold.  Sting finally releases it… then goes right back to it.  Windham hits a shin breaker to escape the sleeper hold.  Windham attacks Sting’s leg.  Windham locks in the figure-four leglock.  Dillon helps Windham get extra leverage behind the referee’s back.  After releasing the hold, Windham hits a backdrop suplex.  Sting hits a suplex.  Windham applies the claw to Sting’s pec.  Sting manages to send Windham outside.  Sting slingshots Windham back into the ring and hits a back body drop and a couple of elbow drops.  Sting hip tosses Windham.  Windham goes for a lariat, but accidentally hits the referee.  Sting hits the Stinger Splash and locks in the Scorpion Death Lock.  Dillon brings a chair in the ring.  Sting kicks his ass.  Windham hits Sting with the chair.  Tommy Young comes back to the count the pin, but football player John Ayers comes in and tells Young what happened.  Young gives it to Sting by DQ (about 21 minutes shown).  Sting takes out Windham and Ayers takes out Dillon.  Okay match.

This show felt way too rushed and was mostly mediocre.

NWA Clash of the Champions II: Miami Mayhem

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Opening video.

Jim Ross is in the parking lot of the James L. Knight Center.  Some uninteresting people show up, including Frances Crockett, Gary Juster, and some other names I didn’t catch.

Miami Mayhem!

Clash of the Champions open.

Tony Schiavone and Bob Caudle introduce the show.  I assume they’re the announcers.  Bruce Owens is the ring announcer.  Who?

Intros for the United States title match, then commercials.  Seriously?  Commercials?

NWA United States Heavyweight Championship: Barry Windham (w/ JJ Dillon) vs. Brad Armstrong.  They lock up.  Armstrong hits what Caudle calls a nice arm drag, but I didn’t see it because they cut away to fans.  Windham hits an arm drag and they cut away to Dillon.  Does this camera man hate arm drags?  Armstrong slams Windham, who bails from the ring.  They lock up again and Windham beats up Armstrong.  Armstrong hits a hip toss and a headlock takeover.  Windham turns it into a headscissors.  After the break, Windham bails again to consult with Dillon.  They lock up again and Armstrong goes back to his side headlock.  Windham goes back to his headscissors.  Windham argues with referee Teddy Long.  They lock up and fuck around some more, then Windham BLASTS Armstrong with a big right hand.  Another right and a body slam from Windham.  Windham goes for a fist drop, but Armstrong avoids it.  Windham bails again.  Back inside, Armstrong takes over Windham with a headlock yet again.  They finally get up and do some jumping around.  Armstrong applies… a side headlock.  Windham turns it into a backdrop suplex.  Good.  Windham hits a powerslam for 2.  Windham applies a figure-four leglock.  Dillon helps him behind Teddy Long’s back.  Armstrong tries to turn it over, but fails.  Long finally catches Windham using the ropes and forces him to break.  Windham beats up the weakened Armstrong and throws him out of the ring.  Windham slams Armstrong into the barricade.  Windham slingshots Armstrong back into the ring and slams him, then goes for a diving elbow drop.  Armstrong avoids it and makes his comeback.  Armstrong hits a diving cross body for 2, then goes for another one.  Windham rolls through and clamps on the claw hold to get the pin in 13:57.  Fine match.

Coming up, The Fantastics!

More 1988 commercials!  They’re actually kind of amusing.

Tony Schiavone and Bob Caudle talk to Lyle Alzado, some former football player doing a TV show.  They show footage of the show (Learning The Ropes), where Alzado plays a teacher moonlighting as a pro wrestler.  That looks kind of amusing.

Bob Caudle interviews the returning Rock & Roll Express.

Next, we’re on a boat!  Well, a yacht, where Ric Flair and Lex Luger sign the contract for their World Championship Match at the Great American Bash PPV.  Amazingly, the Four Horsemen leave without beating the hell out of Luger.

Next, the Fantastics vs. The Sheepherders!

Commercials!  Hah!  An A&W Cream Soda commercial with the guy who played Larry on Newhart!

The Four Horsemen arrive!  Except for Windham, who was already there.  Jim Ross interviews Ric Flair.

Intros for the United States Tag Team title match, then cut TO THE BACK!

Lex Luger arrives and is immediately jumped by the Four Horsemen.  They beat the shit out of him.

More commercials!

NWA United States Tag Team Championship Match: The Fantastics (c) vs. The Sheepherders (w/ Rip Morgan).  Never heard a bell.  It was probably lost somewhere in all the hubub.  The Sheepherders beat up Tommy Rogers.  Rogers hits a cross body and tags in Fulton.  It’s weird that the Sheepherders/Bushwhackers look just alike when they’re apparently not related.  I can’t tell them apart, and the announcers don’t bother to identify them.  Sheepherders beat up Fulton.  Okay, so Luke Williams is apparently the blond one and Butch Miller is the one with the bald spot.  Fulton and Luke fight outside, then Morgan accidentally clothesline Luke.  Rogers tags in and runs wild on Luke.  Clusterfuck ensues and the Fantastics sends the Sheepherders out of the ring.  Butch comes in and beats up Rogers.  Luke tags in and does the same.  Rogers avoids a shot to make the Sheepherders collide, then makes the tag to Fulton.  Fulton ends up in the wrong corner quick and ends up playing face in peril just like his partner just did.  Fulton hits a cross body on both of them for 2, then the Fantastics take turns splashing them for 2.  Isn’t only 1 of them legal?  The Sheepherders bail again.  Rogers tags in and works Butch’s arm.  The Sheepherders get Rogers outside and hit him with one of the belts, then with a chair.  Luke covers Rogers and bites the bottom rope for some reason.  Luke hits a splash on Rogers for 2.  Butch accidentally hits Luke with a diving double axe handle.  Butch tags in.  Rogers hits him with a clothesline.  Butch hits a knee lift and something else for 2.  Luke tags in and applies a sleeper hold.  Luke continues to beat on Rogers.  Rogers sends Luke into a chair held by Butch on the apron.  Fulton gets the hot tag and runs wild.  Fulton gets Luke with a reverse cradle for the pin (about 18 minutes shown).  Okay match.  Kind of hard to follow.  Heel Bushwhackers was fun though.  I had never seen the Sheepherders before.

Next, the Garvins vs. The Varsity Club!  Commercials!

“Dr. Death” Steve Williams (in a suit!) has joined Tony Schiavone for commentary for the next match.  They talk about the beat down of Lex Luger.

Intros for the Varsity Club/Garvins match, then TO THE BACK!

Jim Ross promises an update on Lex Luger soon.  The show FOOTAGE of what happened EARLIER TONIGHT!

More commercials!  I actually remember those Folgers commercials.

The Varsity Club of NWA World Television Champion Mike Rotunda & Rick Steiner (w/ Kevin Sullivan) vs. Ron & Jimmy Garvin (w/ Precious).  Kevin Sullivan is locked in a cage.  They’re already brawling.  I THINK I heard a bell.  Ron beats up Steiner.  Jimmy tags in and works Steiner’s arm.  Steiner bails to consult with Sullivan.  Sullivan tries to get Precious to come over to him.  Rotunda tags in.  He and Jimmy trade fireman’s carrys.  Ron tags in and wrestles with Rotunda.  Sullivan has some paper he wants to show Precious.  Steiner tags in and works Ron’s arm.  Precious slowly goes towards Sullivan, but Jimmy retrieves her.  Rotunda works Ron’s arm.  Jimmy goes and yells at Sullivan for aggravating Precious.  Precious has the key to Sullivan’s cage.  Varsity Club continue working over Ron.  Ron fights Steiner off and makes the tag to Jimmy.  Jimmy does stuff, then tags Ron back in.  Ron gets various cradles on Steiner for 2.  Ron tries a sunset flip on Rotunda.  Rotunda grabs the ropes to avoid it, but Teddy Long kicks his arms away.  Steiner saves anyway.  Rotunda hits a back body drop and a leg drop and otherwise beats up him, including choking him with a rope or something behind the referee’s back.  Rotunda holds Ron in front of the cage so Sullivan can punch him.  Clusterfuck ensues.  Precious  goes over to Sullivan’s cage and he grabs her.  Jimmy pins Steiner in about 13 minutes.  Sullivan kisses Precious and tries to choke her.  Steve Williams saves Precious from Sullivan.  Precious gets away from Sullivan and shoves Jimmy and leaves.  This was all about the stupid angle.  Match was sort of okay, though.

Commercials.

Schiavone and Caudle talk.  They show the Powers of Pain and Ivan Koloff attacking The Road Warriors a while back.  They talk about the upcoming retarded Tower of Doom Match at the Great American Bash.

Al Perez (w/ Gary Hart) vs. Nikita Koloff.  They lock up and shove each other around.  Perez wrings Nikita’s arm.  Nikita takes Perez over and works his arm in return.  They finally break that up, lock up again, and do nothing much.  Koloff accidentally hits his shoulder on the turnbuckle.  Perez kicks him out of the ring to Hart and get his cheap shots in.  Koloff tires of that shit and goes after Hart, but Perez attacks him from behind and slams him on the concrete floor.  Perez tries to suplex Nikita in from the apron, but Nikita lands on top for 2.  Nikita goes for an elbow drop, but misses.  Perez continues to beat on Nikita.  Nikita tries a springboard sunset flip, but Perez back walks across the ring into the ropes.  Never seen that one before.  Perez tries a suplex, but Nikita reverses it and suplexes Perez.  Nikita makes his comeback and shoulder blocks Perez out of the ring.  Hart distracts Nikita, then Larry Zbyszko attacks Nikita to cause the DQ in 11:51.  The heels leave Nikita laying.  The match was boring.

The World Tag Team Championship match is NEXT!

NWA World Tag Team Championship Match: Arn Anderson & Tully Blanchard (c) (w/ JJ Dillon) vs. Dusty Rhodes & Sting.  Anderson and Sting start.  Anderson goes after the arm, but Sting doesn’t sell it.  After a brief break outside, Arn comes back in and beats up Sting, then throws him out of the ring and tries to clothesline him against the post.  Sting moves and Arn clotheslines the post.  Sting wraps the arm around the post, then brings Arn back in and works his arm.  Tully comes in and Sting hits him with a headscissors, then tags in Dusty.  Dusty does the flip, flop, & fly on Tully, then decks Arn too.  Florida loves Dusty for obvious reasons.  The Horsemen get the advantage on Dusty.  Dillon chokes Dusty behind the referee’s back.  Dusty drops Tully with a lariat and a dropkick, of all things, then makes the tag to Sting.  Sting press slams Tully, then whips him into the corner and hits the Stinger Splash.  Sting goes for the Scorpion Death Lock, but Arn isn’t having any of that shit.  Horsemen beat up Sting on the outside.  Anderson beats up Sting in the ring and goes for a Vader Bomb, but Sting gets his knees up.  Sting continues to play face in peril.  Arn DDTs Sting on the concrete floor!  Dillon throws Sting back in the ring.  Tully covers, but Teddy Long takes too damn long to count.  Dusty gets the hot tag and runs wild on everybody, including Dillon.  Dusty hits a big elbow drop on Anderson, but Tully saves.  Sting takes out Tully, then tosses Teddy Long.  Sting and Tully brawl outside while Dusty and Arn brawl inside.  Dusty shoves the referee too.  Barry Windham attacks Dusty and the ref calls for the DQ in 11:01.  Windham puts the claw on Dusty.  Horsemen beat down Dusty.  Commercials.  I assume it’s a double DQ.  Really good match, though.  Arn & Tully were so awesome.

Jim Ross, Tony Schiavone, and Bob Caudle are at ringside.  Ross promises an update on Lex Luger this coming Saturday.

Credits.

Okay show, but I hated the way they would do intros for matches, then cut to the back.  That’s some TNA shit.