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WWE Friday Night Smackdown! 9/17/10

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WWE open, Smackdown open.  Tonight, Kane answers The Undertaker!  What suspense!  Also, Christian takes on CM Punk.  Todd Grisham and Matt Striker are the announcers.  Tony Chimel is the ring announcer.

Christian is in the ring to do the Peep Show.  He starts to introduce his guest, but Ricardo Rodriguez protests in Spanish, as he is the exclusive ring announcer of the guest, Alberto Del Rio.  Del Rio comes out and Christian talks about what a dick he is.  Del Rio still has nothing new to talk about since he injured Rey Mysterio, so he calls Christian a servant or something.  Christian challenges him to a match at Night of Champions.  Neither of them are champions.  Del Rio says no, because he’s a pussy.  Christian slaps him.  Del Rio leaves, because he’s a pussy.  He again says that he won’t face Christian, because he’s a pussy.

Next, the Hart Dynasty face Cody Rhodes & Drew McIntyre!


Non-Title: WWE Tag Team Champions The Hart Dynasty (w/ Natalya) vs. “Dashing” Cody Rhodes & Drew McIntyre.  Smith and McIntyre start.  McIntyre cheap shots him.  Smith gets a jackknife hold for 2.  Smith hits a powerslam for 2.  McIntyre hits a jawbreaker and tags in Rhodes, who Smith promptly throws with a belly to belly suplex.  Kidd tags in.  Harts double team Rhodes for 2.  Rhodes throws Kidd out of the ring, but Kidd skins the cat back in and hits him with a dropkick.  Natalya slaps Rhodes.  Insta-commercials.  McIntyre has Smith in a headlock.  Kidd tags in and and hits a drop toe hold.  McIntyre applies an arm lock.  Kidd fights out and gets a reverse cradle for 2.  McIntyre knocks Kidd off the apron to the floor.  Heels get the heat on Kidd.  Rhodes hits Kidd with his springboard kick for 2.  McIntyre beats up Kidd some more.  Kidd hits a swinging neckbreaker.  Smith and Rhodes tag in.  Smith runs wild.  He goes for the Sharpshooter, but McIntyre intervenes.  Smith decks him.  Harts go for the Hart Attack, but McIntyre intervenes again.  Rhodes hits Smith with Cross Rhodes for the pin (8:35 shown).  Fine little match.

Tonight, Kane answers The Undertaker! plug.

Kofi Kingston comes out and cuts a promo about Dolph Ziggler and Vickie Guerrero.  He promises to rid WWE of them this Sunday.  If he does, he’ll be my hero.  Jack Swagger comes out.  They’ll meet next.

Tonight, Kane answers The Undertaker.  I care a little less every time they plug it.

Kofi Kingston vs. Jack Swagger.  They lock up.  Swagger takes Kofi down and immediately goes for the ankle lock, but Kofi kicks him away.  Kofi avoids another take down and throws some kicks.  Swagger delivers some clubbing blows to Kofi’s back and takes him down and rolls around with him.  He goes for the ankle lock again and Kofi avoids it again.  Kofi lands a flying forearm for 2.  Swagger bails, then comes back in and beats up Kofi.  Swagger works Kofi’s arm.  Swagger catapults Kofi to the apron.  Kofi tries to springboard, but Swagger catches him with a slam.  Insta-commercials.  Swagger continues beating on Kofi.  He applies an abdominal stretch in the ropes.  Swagger hits a belly to belly suplex and a springboard Vader Bomb for 2.  Swagger beats up Kofi for a while.  Kofi goes for the corner rebound kick that he and Christian do, but Swagger counters it.  Swagger does something for a 2 count.  Swagger hits the bottom rope decapitator, then applies a grounded abdominal stretch.  Kofi finally fights back with some hard kicks and a diving cross body for 2.  Kofi makes his comeback and goes for the S.O.S.  Swagger counters and also ducks the Trouble In Paradise.  Swagger locks in the ankle lock, but Kofi gets a rope break.  Kofi bails.  Swagger dropkicks the steps, but Kofi moves and jumps over the steps to tackle and punch him.  Back inside, Kofi hits the corner punches.  Swagger comes out of it and goes for the ankle lock.  Kofi kicks free, but gets booted in the face.  Swagger goes for the springboard Vader Bomb, but Kofi gets his feet up.  Kofi hits the Trouble In Paradise for the pin (12:55 shown).  Okay match that felt way longer than it needed to be.


2 weeks ago, they did some stupid segment with Teddy Long having Hornswoggle undergo shock therapy.

Now, Teddy Long and Hornswoggle go to Catholic school.  Stupidity ensues.

Tonight, Kane… Undertaker… you know the deal.

Kelly Kelly & Rosa Mendez (w/ Naomi) vs. WWE Women’s Champion Layla & Michelle McCool (w/ Kaval).  LayCool are bitches to Naomi at ringside, so the faces jump them.  McCool refuses to wrestle Kelly because of her alleged body odor.  Kelly knocks Layla off the apron, then the fucking match finally starts.  Kelly beats up McCool.  McCool tags out at first opportunity.  Kelly hits them both with a double clothesline.  Kelly stomps Layla in the corner, then tags in Rosa.  McCool slaps Mendez from the apron, allowing Layla to get the advantage.  McCool chokes Rosa with her boot behind the referee’s back.  Layla beats up Rosa.  Rosa kicks Layla in the face.  Layla knocks Kelly off the apron.  Rosa goes for a suplex, but McCool sneaks in and kicks her.  Layla hits the neckbreaker on Rosa for the pin in 2:02.  The usual crap.

Tonight, CM Punk faces Christian.  Normally I would be excited, but this show has killed all semblance of joy in my heart.

Speaking of things that kill joy in my heart, tonight: Kane, Undertaker, etc.

WWE bullshit fact of the night.

Very cool video of the WWE Championship to hype the Six Pack Challenge Match at the PPV.

Grisham and Striker hype the Night of Champions card.

LayCool and Kaval are backstage.  They (minus Kaval) are obnoxious.  Kaval draws McCool’s name out of a hat, so she’ll face Melina at the PPV.  She leaves, then Kaval and Layla realize that McCool wrote her name on all of the slips of paper.  Hopefully that means they’ll split up soon.

CM Punk comes out.  He’ll face Christian next.

Alberto Del Rio has joined Grisham and Striker for commentary.

CM Punk vs. Christian.  Christian scores a shoulder block for 1.  Repeat.  Punk leap frogs Christian.  Christian kind of falls on Punk for 1 again.  They do a knuckle lock, then Punk kicks Christian in the gut and starts beating on him.  Christian slaps Punk in the face and does his “stand on the guys back as the guy lays against the ropes” bit.  Christian slides out of the ring and lands a palm strike.  Punk lands a knee to the middle and beats up Christian some more.  Punk hits a backbreaker for 2.  Punk applies a body scissors.  Punk lands a kick for 2.  Punk front suplexes Christian into the top rope, then knocks him off the apron with a springboard dropkick.  Insta-commercials.  Punk has Christian locked in the body scissors again.  Punk applies an abdominal stretch and grinds his elbow in Christian’s middle.  Punk drops Christian with a clothesline for 2.  Punk hits another backbreaker.  He goes for yet another, but Christian counters and drops him.  THey both make it to their feet at the count of 9 and trade shots.  Christian hits the diving European uppercut.  Punk kicks him in the middle and goes for the Go 2 Sleep.  Christian counters and hits the diving sunset flip for 2.  They reverse cradle attempts and Christian gets 2.  Punk hits the running knee and goes for the bulldog, but Christian counters with a reverse DDT for 2.  Del Rio gets on the mic to distract Christian.  Punk hits the Go 2 Sleep for the pin (8:50 shown).  Good little match.  Del Rio sits on a chair over Christian and says the answer is still no, because he’s still a pussy.  The Big Show comes out and runs off Punk.  Del Rio threatens him with a chair.  Punk jumps Show from behind.  Show kills him with the KTFO punch.

Kane is NEXT!

World Heavyweight Champion Kane comes out to cut a promo.  With 9 minutes of TV time left.  I’m scared.  He talks about whatever Kane talks about and accepts the challenge for a No Holds Barred Match at Night of Champions.  The GONG sounds and The Undertaker comes out.  They fight for a while.  Kane hits Snake Eyes and the big boot.  Hey, those are Undertaker’s moves!  Kane hits the chokeslam and the Tombstone Piledriver to leave Undertaker laying.  Oh noes!  Kane really has Undertaker’s power now!  How will this further develop!  Pay for $49.95 or whatever it is this Sunday to find out!

Crappy show, but at least Punk/Christian was good.


WWE Friday Night Smackdown! 7/9/10

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“Apology Not Accepted”

Video of Jack Swagger fucking up Big Show’s and Rey Mysterio’s ankles over the last 2 weeks.

Smackdown open, pyro and ballyhoo.  Todd Grisham and Matt Striker are the announcers.  Tony Chimel is the ring announcer.  Tonight, Big Show takes on Jack Swagger!

Drew McIntyre is in the ring.  Teddy Long comes out and asks him why he’s there.  McIntyre says his visa issues have been resolved.  McIntyre is kissing Long’s ass now and apologizing.  Long calls him a liar.  McIntyre says he nominated Long for next year’s Hall of Fame.  They talk about WrestleMania XXVII being in Atlanta (where we are tonight).  They talk about the Money In The Bank Ladder Match.  Long wants McIntyre to get on his knees and suck his cock… I mean beg to be put in MITB.  They show the video of McIntyre forcing Teddy to get on his knees 3 weeks ago.  McIntyre gets on his knees and, on Long’s orders, says Teddy is the most handsome, debonair, high class, sharp dressed, and intelligent and that it’s an honor and a privilege to have Teddy as his boss.  Long says Drew still isn’t in Money In The Bank.  Long says is Drew can beat Kofi Kingston tonight, he’ll be in Money In The Bank.  It’s good to see Drew get what he had coming to him.

Up next, MVP vs. Chavo Guerrero vs. Dolph Ziggler in a Money In The Bank Qualifier!

WWE YouTube channel plug.


Triple Threat Money In The Bank Qualifying Match: Dolph Ziggler (w/ Vickie Guerrero) vs. Chavo Guerrero Jr. vs. Montel Vontavious Porter.  Vickie joins Striker and Grisham for commentary and Striker coos over her.  Ugh.  Ziggler and Chavo double team MVP.  MVP fights back and hits an Exploder on Ziggler, then whips Chavo hard into the corner.  Ziggler and Chavo double team MVP again.  MVP sends them both to the floor.  Insta-commercials.  MVP covers Ziggler for 2.  Chavo trips MVP and comes back in to beat him down.  After a long set up, MVP pushes Chavo into the corner to crotch Ziggler on the top rope.  MVP drops Chavo and hits a superplex on Ziggler.  Chavo is the only man standing and looks confused about what to do.  See, he’s supposed to be helping Ziggler win, but he covers MVP for 2.  Vickie gets up and yells at Chavo.  Chavo drops an elbow on MVP for 1.  Chavo and Vickie argue.  Ziggler Pearl Harbors Chavo and kicks the crap out of him.  Chavo fights back and hits the Three Amigos on Ziggler.  MVP wakes up and back body drops Chavo.  MVP gets rolling, fighting off both of them.  MVP throws Ziggler out of the ring and goes for the Ballin’ elbow on Chavo.  Ziggler tries to cut him off, but fails.  Paydirt on Chavo, but Vickie pulls the referee out of the ring.  They argue.  Ziggler locks MVP in the sleeper hold for the win (6:35 shown).  Fun little match.  I like the idea of Chavo turning face.

Tonight, Swagger vs. Show… THE REMATCH!

Australia Tour!

Alberto Del Rio vignette.

Josh Matthews is backstage with World Heavyweight Champion Rey Mysterio Jr. and the doctor who is checking on his ankle.  The doctor speaks some medical jargon.  Jack Swagger comes in and puts Mysterio in the ankle lock and pulls him through the hallway and throws him into stuff.  That dick!  Swagger pulls Mysterio into the arena, then runs away when Big Show approaches.  Interesting segment.  I like Swagger being all crazy and vicious.  Too bad it’s too little, too late.


Moments ago, ^^ happened.

Highlights of the Peep Show segment from last week.

Christian & Matt Hardy vs. Curt Hawkins & Vance Archer.  Hardy and Hawkins start.  Hardy gets the better of it and works over Hawkins’ arm.  Hawkins decks Hardy and powers him to the heel corner.  Archer tags in and they double team Hardy.  Cover gets 2.  Archer beats up Hardy.  Hardy fights back and hits a tornado DDT.  Hardy goes to tag Christian, but Christian yanks Hardy’s arm and pulls him out of the ring.  Archer throws Hardy back into the ring and hits a reverse DDT.  Tag to Hawkins, who hits the diving elbow drop for the pin in 2:55.  Christian turning heel I don’t like so much, but he’ll be awesome at it.

Tonight, Show vs. Swagger!  But next… Kofi Kingston vs. Drew McIntyre!

Raw hype!

Australia Tour!

Non-Title, Money In The Bank Qualifying Match (for McIntyre): Drew McIntyre vs. WWE Intercontinental Champion Kofi Kingston.  Kofi immediately gets a schoolboy for 2.  They lock up and work a headlock on the mat, which I love.  Kofi hits a cross body for 2.  McIntyre applies a rear chin lock.  Kofi hits a big monkey flip for 1.  McIntyre lands a punch for 2.  McIntyre hits an over the knee neckbreaker for 2.  Kofi gets a crucifix hold (incorrectly called a backslide by Grisham) for 2.  McIntyre beats on Kofi.  Kofi hits the rebound corner kick, then tries to springboard, but McIntyre kicks the ropes to knock him down.  Cover gets 2.  Insta-commercials.  McInytre has Kofi in a grounded abdominal stretch.  Kofi hip tosses his way out.  Kofi avoids a leg drop and makes his comeback.  Kofi goes for the S.O.S., but McIntyre blocks it and pounds on him.  McIntyre sets Kofi in the top rope.  Kofi fights him off and hits a frog splash to the back for 2.  Kofi hits the big chop and the Boom Drop.  Kofi sets up the Trouble In Paradise.  McIntyre ducks, then Kofi lands it anyway for 2.  McIntyre hits a reverse Alabama Slam for 2.  McIntyre goes for the Future Shock, but Kofi counters and goes for a DDT.  Kofi ducks a move and dropkicks McIntyre out of the ring.  Kofi lands a tope suicida.  They fight outside and barely beat the count back in.  Kofi tries to do the Boom Drop on the apron, but McIntyre sends him into the post, then hits the Future Shock for the pin (9:39 shown).  Really good match.  McIntyre is growing on me as a wrestler.

They show the thing last week where Serena showed the video of herself drinking to prove to Kane that CM Punk didn’t turn Undertaker into a potato.

Rosa Mendez is randomly exercising backstage.  CM Punk and Luke Gallows walk by and are confused.  They’re heading our way!

Another Alberto Del Rio vignette.

The Straight Edge Society (minus Serena) are int he ring.  Gallows calls for Serena to come out.  Serena comes out talking about being a fuck up and defying Punk’s orders.  She begs for forgiveness.  Gallows bitches at her.  Punk says it’s his decision and he forgives her.  Gallows leaves.  He isn’t pleased about this.  Serena tells Punk she’ll never fail him again.  Punk replies that she better not.  Serena hugs him.  The crowd boos.  Gallows is watching from the stage, not at all pleased with this developments.

Money In The Bank hype.

WWE Magazine plug.

“Dashing” Cody Rhodes vs. JTG.  Rhodes has new music.  JTG works Rhodes’ arm.  Rhodes drops JTG from the corner and goes to work on him.  JTG makes his comeback.  Rhodes cuts him off and hits a front suplex.  JTG tries to fight back again, but Rhodes hits the Cross Rhodes for the pin in 2:40.  Not much of a match, but it got the job done.

Josh Matthews interviews Kelly Kelly.  She’ll be challenging Layla for the Women’s Championship at Money In The Bank.  Layla shows up and is fucking obnoxious.  Kelly starts to choke a bitch, then Michelle McCool jumps her from behind.  LayCool leave Kelly laying.  Tiffany and some refs check on her.

Money is the Money In The Bank song!

Earlier tonight, Jack Swagger further fucked up Rey Mysterio’s already fucked up leg.

Josh Matthews interviews The Big Show.  Show’s ready to fuck a bitch up!

Australia Tour!

Jack Swagger vs. The Big Show.  Swagger shoots for the leg immediately, but Show throws him off.  Repeat.  Show slams Swagger down.  Show yells at Swagger and hits some big chops.  Show chokes Swagger with his boot while continuing to yell at him.  Show hits a running butt to the corner and shoulder block that sends Swagger out of the ring.  Swagger pulls Show’s head across the top rope and rams his leg into the post, then goes for the ankle lock.  Show kicks him out of the ring.  Swagger comes back in and Show shoves him out again.  Show follows outside and kicks Swagger’s ass some more.  I think there’s a double count out in about 4 minutes, but the bell never rings.  Swagger DDTs Show’s leg on the ramp.  Swagger makes his way backstage, where Kane chokes him and throws him into his lair.  Swagger looks like he’s trying not to laugh.  Kane accuses Swagger of turning Undertaker in a broccoli.  Swagger denies it.  He says he has an alibi.  Kane says he better provide his alibi next week, OR ELSE!

Aside from the silliness at the end, I thought this was a terrific little TV show.

WWE Friday Night Smackdown! 7/2/10

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“A Not So Straight Edge Alibi”

“Last week on Smackdown…” video.

Smackdown open, pyro and ballyhoo.  Todd Grisham and Matt Striker are the announcers.  Tony Chimel is the ring announcer.  Tonight, Kane takes on Luke Gallows.  Ugh.

Jack Swagger comes out and cuts a promo.  They show him fucking up Big Show’s leg last week.  He cries about losing the World title.  Big Show limps out and mocks Swagger for being a big whiny pussy.  Show talks about how Swagger fucked up his leg last week and challenges him to try it again.  Show says Swagger can’t break his ankle, but he can break Swagger’s jaw.  Show heads to the ring.  Cody Rhodes clips Show’s leg from behind.  Swagger and Rhodes attack Show’s leg.  World Heavyweight Champion Rey Mysterio Jr. makes the save.

Grisham and Striker announce the participants in the Smackdown Money In The Bank Ladder Match: Kane, Matt Hardy, Cody Rhodes, Christian, WWE Intercontinental Champion Kofi Kingston, and The Big Show.  That’s 6.  The other 2 will be announced at some point in the future.

Tonight, Kofi Kingston takes on Dolph Ziggler!

Australia tour!

Moments ago, the opening segment happened!  Tonight, Mysterio & Show take on Swagger & Rhodes!

Vickie Guerrero tells Dolph Ziggler than he can have his IC title shot if he wins.  Vickie gets mad at Dolph for checking out Rosa Mendez doing jumping jacks.

Non-Title: WWE Intercontinental Champion Kofi Kingston vs. Dolph Ziggler (w/ Vickie Guerrero).  Ziggler takes Kingston down and they do some nice mat wrestling.  Kofi hits a big monkey flip.  Ziggler avoids the Trouble In Paradise and bails.  Insta-commercials.  Ziggler works Kofi’s arm.  Ziggler keeps the heat on Kofi.  Kofi hits the corner rebound kick that Christian likes to do, then hits a diving cross body for 2.  Kofi makes his comeback.  The Boom Drop gets 2.  Dolph ducks the Trouble In Paradise and hits the Fameasser for 2.  Dolph gets distracted by Vickie for some reason.  Kofi hits the Trouble In Paradise for the pin (about 4 minutes shown).  It was okay.  Vickie leaves.

CM Punk (with his arm in a sling) talks to the Straight Edge Society.  Serena says they should “admit it.”  Punk refuses.  So they turned Undertaker into cabbage?  Punk says they’ll take care of Kane.

Money In The Bank hype video.

Christian and Matt Hardy are in the ring to do the Peep Show.  They chat.  Hardy gets mad at Christian for mentioning how he got repeatedly dropped on his head.  Hardy talks about corporate politics, then they argue over who is going to win Money In The Bank and eventually come to blows.  Hardy throws Christian into one of the ladders in the ring.

Tonight, Mysterio & Show vs. Swagger and Rhodes!

WWE Magazine plug.

Alberto Del Rio vignette.

Cody Rhodes primps and admires himself in a mirror.  He pretends to interview himself.

Kane vs. Gallows NEXT!

They show highlights of the Kane/Punk match from last week.

Kane vs. Luke Gallows (w/ CM Punk).  Kane beats up Gallows.  Gallows beats up Kane.  Kane goes for the chokeslam, but the masked SES guy attacks Kane to cause the DQ in 1:26.  Whatever.

Kane chokeslams the masked guy and Gallows, then goes for Punk.  Serena runs out and begs Kane not to hurt Punk.  She says she can prove Punk is innocent.  She says on the day everything happened, Punk was “saving her.”  Does Saving = Fucking?  They show a video of Serena drinking at a bar with some dude.  Punk, Gallows, and the masked guy show up and bitch at her.  Kane releases Punk and leaves.  Punk is pissed at Serena for saving his ass.

WWE bullshit fact of the night.

They show MVP and Kofi Kingston signing autographs at Toys R Us 2 weeks ago.

Montel Vontavious Porter vs. Chavo Guerrero Jr.  Chavo is trying to impress his Aunt Vickie.  They brawl.  Chavo hits a rolling kick for 2.  Chavo hits the Three Amigos and goes for a frog splash, but MVP avoids it and makes his comeback.  MVP hits the Ballin’ elbow, then the Paydirt for the pin in 2:04.  This wasn’t much of anything.

Tonight, Mysterio & Show vs. Swagger & Rhodes.

WWE Classics on Demand presents This Week In Wrestling History: The Yokozuna body slam challenge from July 4, 1993, where Lex Luger body slammed Yokozuna.

Kelly Kelly (w/ Tiffany) vs. Michelle McCool (w/ WWE Women’s Champion Layla).  McCool attacks Tiffany before the match.  Layla sprays air freshener.  The match starts and McCool bails immediately.  Kelly attacks McCool when she gets back into the ring.  McCool beats up Kelly.  Tiffany wakes up and decks Layla.  McCool gets distracted and Kelly schoolgirls her for the pin in 1:47.  This, of course, fucking sucked.  I’m so sick of all of the current wrestling on TV being shitty.

Raw Rebound.

Rey Mysterio is headed our way!

Another Alberto Del Rio vignette.

World Heavyweight Champion Rey Mysterio Jr. and cuts a promo about being champion.  The main event is NEXT!

World Heavyweight Champion Rey Mysterio Jr. & The Big Show vs. Jack Swagger & “Dashing” Cody Rhodes.  Mysterio and Rhodes start.  Show tags in and beats Rhodes with his massive hands.  Show knocks Swagger off the apron and press slams Rhodes onto him.  Insta-commercials.  Mysterio catches Rhodes with a boot in the corner and goes up top, but Rhodes cuts him off and tries to backdrop suplex him.  Mysterio fights him off and hits the Bombs Away for 2.  Swagger makes a blind tag and mows Mysterio down with a big boot.  The heels get heat on Mysterio.  Rhodes NAILS Mysterio with a springboard kick for 2.  Swagger hits a springboard Vader Bomb and locks in a body scissors.  Mysterio counters out and hits a DDT on Swagger.  Show tags in and runs wild on Swagger.  Show goes for the chokeslam.  Swagger tries to counter, but Show backdrop suplexes him.  Show reinjures his leg and tags in Mysterio.  Mysterio hits the springboard leg drop on Swagger, but Rhodes saves.  Rhodes takes Big Show out and attacks his leg.  Mysterio goes for the 619, but Swagger catches his leg and locks in the ankle lock on the ropes.  Swagger refuses to break the hold and gets DQ’d (7:07 shown).  Swagger keeps Mysterio in the ankle lock for a while before finally releasing him.  Mysterio sells the leg injury as Show checks on him.

This show was pretty shitty aside from the good main event.

WWE Friday Night Smackdown! 5/21/10

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“Last week on Smackdown…”

Smackdown open, pyro and ballyhoo.  Todd Grisham and Matt Striker are the announcers.  Tony Chimel is the ring announcer.  Tonight, The Big Show takes on Drew McIntyre and Jack Swagger takes on Kofi Kingston in a “first time ever” match I’m almost certain has happened before.

The Straight Edge Society are in the ring with 3 dudes sitting on stools.  Luke Gallows and Serena talk about how great CM Punk is.  Punk does his usual “Pledge Straight Edge” bit.  The dudes take the pledge, which is kinda creepy.  The SES shave the dudes’ heads.  Rey Mysterio comes out to interrupt and shows a picture of what Punk will look like bald.  It looks like Justin Credible with a bushy beard.

During the commercials, the Straight Edge Society beat up their new pledges.

WWE Women’s Champion Layla & Michelle McCool vs. Kelly Kelly & Tiffany.  Layla and McCool are pretending to be “co-champions.”  Layla looks impressive for the second time in a row.  Layla takes a face bump into the apron.  Kelly knocks McCool to the floor too and hits her with a cross body off the top.  Tiffany catches Layla with a cross body off the apron.  Tiffany hits a diving sunset flip on Layla for 1.  Tiffany hits a monkey flip.  McCool tags in and counters a monkey flip into the Styles Clash for the pin in 2:02.  They tried.

The Big Show talks about his recent ownage of Jack Swagger.

JTG vs. Caylen Croft (w/ Trent Barreta).  Inset promo with The Dudebusters.  They “bust dudes up.”  JTG shines.  Croft beats him up.  JTG makes his comeback.  JTG hits the Mugshot.  Barreta tries to distract JTG, but JTG hits the Sling Blade on Croft for the pin in 2:35.  It was a match.

Christian and Vickie Guerrero talk about the return of the Peep Show tonight.  She wants to be the guest.  Christian says he actually wants people to watch the show.  Christian names a bunch of random people that the Peeps would rather have on his show.  Christian says his guest will be someone he’s never seen eye to eye with.

Vance Archer & Curt Hawkins vs. Brent Roberts & Jeremy Barner.  Hawkins beats up the green-trunks clad jobber.  Archer takes his turn having his way with green.  The jobber in black and white trunks gets beaten up next.  Archer hits the British Fall.  Hawkins follows with a diving elbow drop for the pin in 1:16.  Squash.  They cut a promo after the match.

Big Show talks more about owning Jack Swagger.

Jack Swagger is headed our way!

World Heavyweight Champion Jack Swagger comes out and talks about Big Show disrespecting him and his daddy.  Kofi Kingston comes out and they show him having the Intercontinental Championship he had just won taking away from him last week.

Non-Title: World Heavyweight Champion Jack Swagger vs. Kofi Kingston.  They lock up.  Kofi lands some kicks and sends Swagger out of the ring.  Swagger comes back and gets clotheslined out of the ring again.  Insta-commercials.  Kofi works Swagger’s arm.  He gets knocked out of the ring, but catches Kofi on his dive and rams him into the post.  Swagger beats up Kofi.  Kofi avoids the springboard Vader Bomb and goes for a diving cross body, but Swagger catches him with a middle kick for 2.  Swagger controls Kofi on the mat.  Kofi gets a sunset flip for 2.  Swagger hits a belly to belly suplex.  Swagger keeps the heat on.  Kofi hits a tornado DDT and makes his comeback.  Punches in the corner.  Kofi hits the SOS for 2.  Swagger ducks a kick and the Trouble In Paradise.  Kofi counters a  backdrop suplex and hits a side Russian leg sweep.  Swagger hits a clothesline to the back of the head and a big boot.  Big Show comes out to distract Swagger.  Kofi hits a springboard cross body for the pin (8:20 shown).  Good match.  Tonight’s WWE fact is “Kofi just beat you!”

Still to come, Show vs. McIntyre!  Also, MVP & Rey Mysterio take on the Straight Edge Society!  The Peep Show is NEXT!

Christian comes out to do the first Peep Show in years.  His guest is Hornswoggle.  Ugh.  Hornswoggle does DX stuff.  Yeah, that’s current.  Christian teaches Hornswoggle to speak Canadian.  Vickie and Chavo Guerrero interrupt.  Vickie is so fucking obnoxious.  She says she’s shutting down the show.  Christian makes fun of Vickie’s weight and gets Hornswoggle to call her a moose.  Vickie sends Chavo to clear the ring.  Hornswoggle hides in a box.  Dolph Ziggler jumps Christian from behind and hits the Zig Zag.  Chavo hits the frog splash on Christian.

MVP and Rey Mysterio are headed our way!

Rey Mysterio Jr. & Montel Vontavious Porter vs. CM Punk & Luke Gallows (w/ Serena).  MVP and Gallows do stuff.  Mysterio tags in.  MVP press slams Mysterio into Gallows for 2.  Mysterio hits a leg drop for 2.  MVP tags in and hits the Yakuza kick for 2.  Serena distracts MVP to let Gallows get the advantage.  The heels get heat on MVP.  Mysterio gets the hot tag and runs wild.  He knocks Punk off the apron and hits his moves on Gallows.  Punk blind tags himself in and hits the springboard lariat for 2.  Mysterio fights out of the Go 2 Sleep and gets a cradle.  Gallows saves.  MVP takes on Gallows.  Mysterio goes for the 619.  The hooded SES member gets on the apron.  Mysterio kicks his ass.  Mysterio hits a Frankensteiner for the pin in 6:42.  Good little match.  Mysterio kicks Punk out of the ring after the match.  They show bald Punk on the screen again.

Josh Matthews interviews the Intercontinental Champion Drew McIntyre.  Kofi Kingston interrupts and says McIntyre doesn’t deserve the title and “BOOM!  BOOM!  BOOM!”

Show vs. McIntyre is NEXT!

Batista/John Cena hype video.

Striker and Grisham hype the Over The Limit card.

Big Show comes out for the main event.  They show him costing Swagger his match earlier tonight.  The main event is NEXT!

Non-Title: The Big Show vs. WWE Intercontinental Champion Drew McIntyre.  Show beats up McIntyre.  McIntyre bails, but Show brings him back to the ring.  McIntyre goes on the attack, but is overwhelmed.  McIntyre thumbs Show in the eye to get the advantage… then hits killed with a clothesline.  McIntyre pulls Show across the top rope and tries to set up the Future Shock, but fails.  Show kicks his ass some more.  Show hits the chokeslam.  Jack Swagger attacks Big Show for the DQ in 3:50.  Swagger hits Show with a couple of springboard Vader Bombs and stomps on his punch/chokeslam hand.  Swagger goes for a chair, but Show punches it.  Show grabs the chair and Swagger bails.  Show stands tall 2 days before the PPV.

Pretty decent show this week.