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NWA Starrcade 1988: True Gritt

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Tony Schiavone and Magnum T.A. open the show, LIVE from the Norfolk Scope!  Jim Ross and Bob Caudle are the announcers.  Gary Michael Cappetta is the ring announcer.

NWA United States Tag Team Championship Match: The Fantastics (c) vs. Kevin Sullivan & “Dr. Death” Steve Williams of the Varsity Club.  Sullivan beats up Fulton to start.  Fulton fights back and hits a diving Thesz press for 2.  The Fantastics make quick tags and work over Sullivan.  Williams tags in.  Jason Hervey of the Wonder Years is in the crowd.  I loved that show.  The Fantastics make quick tags and try to dominate Williams.  They hit Doc with a double monkey flip.  Fulton gets press slammed.  Williams blasts Fulton with a clothesline.  The Fantastics bail to talk strategy.  They come back in and knock Doc out of the ring with a double dropkick.  Fulton tries a headlock, but Williams hits a backdrop suplex.  Fulton avoids an elbow drop and makes the tag.  Rogers dropkicks Williams into the corner.  Sullivan tags in.  They double clothesline Rogers.  Rogers avoids a clothesline from Sullivan, who tumbles out of the ring.  Sullivan comes back in and Rogers puts him in a headlock.  Rogers lands on his feet from a backdrop and dropkicks Sullivan.  Doc tags in.  Rogers rights both of them.  Fulton comes in and the double team both opponents.  Williams hits a stalling suplex on Rogers for 2.  Rogers gets a sunset flip for 2.  Hey, Teddy Long is the referee!  Rogers inside cradle Sullivan for 2, fucks up a Thesz press, then makes the tag to Fulton.  Williams tags in and beats up Fulton.  Fulton thumbs Doc in the eye to escape a bear hug.  Rogers and Sullivan go at it.  Sullivan catches Rogers with a boot in the corner and goes up top.  Rogers throws him off.  Rogers goes for a dive, but Sullivan gets his knees up.  Williams and Sullivan get the heat on Rogers.  Rogers rallies and makes the hot tag to Fulton, who runs wild.  Fulton gets Doc in a sleeper hold.  Rogers does the same to Sullivan.  Fulton goes for a Thesz press on Williams, but Williams hot shots Fulton into the ropes for the pin in 15:51.  Good match.

Schiavone and Magnum talk about the matches still to come.

The Original Midnight Express (Dennis Condrey & Randy Rose) (w/ Paul E. Dangerously) vs. The Midnight Express (Bobby Eaton & Stan Lane) (w/ Jim Cornette).  MX jumps the OMX during their ring entrance.  Cornette wants to fight Dangerously.  They have intros, then the match starts and the MX beats up the OMX some more.  Lane and Condrey finally lock up.  Condrey knocks Lane out of the ring and Cornette whacks him with the tennis racket.  Dangerously rings the bell in protest.  The MX and Cornette as babyfaces is bizarre.  Condrey and Lane go at it again.  Condrey hits punches in the corner, but Lane brings him out with the inverted atomic drop.  Rose and Eaton tag in.  MX double teams Rose.  Cornette whacks Rose in the back with the tennis racket on the outside.  Dangerously rings the bell again.  Lane sends Rose head first into the ring post, then throws him back inside.  Rose begs off from Eaton.  Lane tags in and hits Rose with a cross body for 1.  Condrey tags in and wants a handshake.  Lane kicks him.  Eaton tags in.  Condrey hammers him on the apron before he can get in the ring.  Eaton fights him off and hits a diving elbow drop, then decks Rose.  Lane decks Condrey from the apron.  MX double team Condrey.  Lane locks him in a rear chin lock.  Lane gets Condrey in a crucifix hold, but takes him into the ropes.  Eaton tags in and hits a bulldog headlock on Condrey.  MX works over Rose.  Rose avoids Eaton in the corner and Eaton crotches himself, giving the OMX the opening to start kicking his ass.  Eaton plays face in peril, getting the ever loving shit beat out of him for several minutes.  Eaton avoids the Rocket Launcher and makes a very hot tag to Stan Lane.  Lane runs wild.  The referee gets tied up with Eaton and Condrey.  Dangerously hits Lane with the cell phone.  Cornette runs Dangerously off.  Teddy Long finds the cell phone and refuses to count Rose’s pin.  MX hits the high/low on Rose and Lane gets the pin in 16:47.  Great match.  Condrey attacks the MX and Cornette with the tennis racket after the match.  Dangerously puts the boots to Cornette as the OMX beats down the MX.  Eaton gets the tennis racket and runs the heels off.

Schiavone and Magnum, then Ross and Caudle talk about how this war will continue to rage!

Magnum T.A. interviews the Varsity Club.

The Russian Assassins (w/ Paul Jones) vs. Junkyard Dog & Ivan Koloff.  If the Assassins lose, they have to unmask and Jones has to retire.  JYD rolls around with one of the Assassins, the headbutts him, then throws him into the turnbuckles.  The other Assassin comes in and JYD punches him out of the ring.  Koloff throws him back in the ring and JYD covers, but Jones puts the Assassin’s foot on the ropes.  Koloff tags in and he and JYD double team the Assassin.  The Assassin beats up Koloff a bit.  Koloff rallies and hits a diving Russian Sickle.  The other Russian saves, then tags in and gets beaten up.  Koloff gets a sunset flip, but the referee has his back turned, dealing with the other Assassin.  JYD tags in and misses a headbutt.  The Assassins beat up JYD.  The illegal Assassin comes off the top rope, but accidentally nails his partner.  JYD covers, but Teddy was out of place again.  JYD avoids the Russian Missile and makes the lukewarm tag to Koloff.  Koloff beats up the Assassins and knocks Jones off of the apron.  Koloff hits the Russian Sickle on one of the Assassins.  Jones gives the other Assassin something to put in his mask.  The Assassin headbutts Koloff, allowing the legal Assassin to get the pin in 6:47.  Not good, but at least it wasn’t painfully long.

Ross and Caudle talk.  They lower a cage from the ceiling.  Kevin Sullivan will be locked in the cage for the next match.

NWA World Television Championship Match: Mike Rotunda (c) (w/ NWA United States Tag Team Champion Kevin Sullivan) vs. Rick Steiner.  They shove each other, then brawl.  The issue here is that Sullivan and Rotunda kicked Steiner out of the Varsity Club.  Rotunda bails, then comes back in and cranks Steiner’s arm.  Steiner takes Rotunda over with a fireman’s carry.  They lock up.  Steiner grabs a headlock and cranks on it for a bit.  They jump around and Steiner hits a Steiner Line for like 1, then Rotunda bails.  They do some nice wrestling.  Steiner gets Rotunda in an arm lock.  They do some more good wrestling.  Steiner hits a cross body for 2.  Steiner dances a bit, so Rotunda bails.  I don’t get it either.  Fans chant “SYRACUSE SUCKS!” to piss off Rotunda.  They lock up again.  Steiner hits a Steiner Line, goes for another one, but Rotunda throws him out of the ring.  Rotunda hot shots Steiner into the barricade.  Rotunda beats up Steiner back inside.  Rotunda clamps on a rear chin lock.  Steiner fights back as the crowd barks.  Where the fuck did the commentary go?  Rotunda drops Steiner with an elbow and cranks on the rear chin lock again.  Rotunda drops Steiner with a clothesline.  Steiner gets a sunset flip for 2.  Steiner avoids a dropkick, the counters a slam attempt with an inside cradle for 2.  Steiner hits another Steiner Line and crowd barks some more.  The commentary finally starts up again.  Steve Williams comes out.  Steiner backdrops Rotunda.  Steiner hits a powerslam for 2.  Steiner hits a belly t0 belly suplex.  Williams rings the bell, which confuses Steiner.  They lower Sullivan’s cage.  Tommy Young comes out to talk to Cappetta and Teddy Long.  Sullivan grabs Young.  Steiner sends Rotunda crashing into Sullivan, then gets the pin in 18:02 to win the World Television Title.  It was fine, but went longer than I cared for it to.

Schiavone and Magnum talk.

NWA United States Heavyweight Championship Match: Barry Windham (c) (w/ JJ Dillon) vs. Bam Bam Bigelow (w/ Sir Oliver Humperdink).  They lock up, break, lock up again, break again, lock up again.  Bigelow shoves Windham into the corner.  Windham hits Bigelow with some punches.  Bigelow catches Windham with a fireman’s carry, then drops down, putting the impact on Windham’s midsection.  Windham punches Bigelow some more, then hits a backdrop suplex that Bigelow no sells.  Windham bails.  Back inside, they fuck around until Bigelow drops Windham with a shoulder block.  Windham punches Bigelow to little effect.  Bigelow press slams Windham.  Bigelow’s punches have far more effect on Windham.  Bigelow dropkicks Windham out of the ring, where he stumbles into the barricade.  Bigelow kicks Windham in the middle, then hits a vertical suplex for 2.  Windham throws Bigelow out of the ring and Bigelow’s knee hits the concrete.  Biglelow hits a slingshot splash for 2.  Bigelow let him up, apparently.  Bigelow press slams Windham again and goes for splash off the top, but Windham avoids it.  Windham throws some more punches and hits a lariat.  He poses on the turnbuckles instead of going for the kill.  Windham hits a backdrop suplex.  Windham dropkicks Bigelow out of the ring again.  Windham follows and rams Bigelow’s head into the post.  Back inside, Windham clamps on the Claw.  Bigelow gets a rope break.  Windham slams Bigelow, then goes for a diving elbow drop.  Bigelow avoids it and makes his comeback.  Windham hits a cross body, sending them both tumbling over the top rope.  Bigelow hits an atomic drop on the floor, then charges Windham.  Windham avoids Bigelow, who runs into the post.  Windham beats the count back inside to win it at 16:16.  Pretty good stuff here.

Ross and Caudle talk about the last match.

Magnum T.A. interviews the NEW World Television Champion, Rick Steiner.  Stupid Rick Steiner is funny.

Copy & Pasted from the Starrcade: The Essential Collection DVD Review, slightly edited:

NWA World Tag Team Championship Match: The Road Warriors (c) (w/ Paul Ellering) vs. Dusty Rhodes & Sting.  Roadies attack Dusty and Sting before the match.  Sting and Dusty send them packing.  Intros, then the match starts.  Sting and Animal lock up.  Sting sends Animal out, then works his arm when he comes back in.  Tag to Dusty.  Dusty hits the elbow on Animal, who tags out to Hawk.  They brawl a bit, then Sting comes back in and brawls with Hawk too.  Animal comes back in and press slams Sting.  Dusty tags in and works over Animal’s leg, wrapping it around the post.  Hawk tags in and wants a test of strength with Dusty.  Dusty nails him and goes for the figure-four, but Animal stops him.  Hawk and Dusty end up outside the ring, where Hawk beats up Dusty.  Back in the ring, the Warriors make the exchange and Animal takes a turn wearing down Dusty.  Warriors continue getting heat on Dusty.  Dusty manages to tag Sting, who comes in against Animal.  Sting hits the Stinger Splash and locks in the Scorpion Death Lock, but Hawk breaks it and sends Sting to the outside.  Warriors beat on Dusty.  Sting comes in and hits a cross body on Animal.  Ellering stops the referee from making the count to cause the DQ at 11:18.  Dusty and Sting celebrate afterwards, even though they didn’t win the belts.

Schiavone and Magnum talk about the match.  They show some replays.  They talk about the main event, where Flair can lose the title by DQ.  Ross and Caudle talk about the main event, too.

Copy & Pasted from the Starrcade: The Essential Collection DVD Review, slightly edited:

NWA World Heavyweight Championship Match: Ric Flair (c) (w/ JJ Dillon) vs. Lex Luger.  Luger clotheslines Flair out of the ring early.  They show Lou Thesz in the crowd.  Luger overpowers Flair early on.  Flair chops Luger, who doesn’t sell it, so Flair bails and begs off.  Luger works Flair’s arm.  Luger doesn’t sell Flair’s chops again.  Luger beats up Flair some more.  Flair shoves the referee, who warns him.  Flair must have forgotten that he can lose the title on a DQ.  Flair finally gets the advantage.  Luger locks on a sleeper hold, but Flair escapes.  Flair goes for the figure-four, but Luger counters with an inside cradle for a near fall.  Luger hits a superplex for a near fall, then puts Flair in the figure-four.  Flair doesn’t give up, though, so the match continues.  Luger accidentally nails the ref, then Flair throws Luger over the top rope.  Ross says it should have been a DQ.  Why wasn’t Luger DQ’d in the first few minutes when he clotheslined Flair over the top rope?  Anyway, more neat stuff happens while I was typing.  Flair attacks Luger’s leg with a chair while the referee isn’t paying attention.  Flair works Luger’s leg over.  Flair locks in the figure-four.  Luger manages to turn it over.  Flair goes up top, but of course Luger throws him off.  Luger gets a sunset flip for a near fall.  Luger puts Flair in the Torture Rack, but his leg gives out and Flair gets the pin with his feet on the ropes at 31:02.  Really good match.

Schiavone talks about the match and they show some replays.  Ross and Caudle talk about it, too.

Magnum T.A. interviews the World Champion, Ric Flair.  Typically great Flair promo.

Schiavone talks, then Ross and Caudle talk, then we get a highlights video to close the show.

Pretty good show, with a few really good matches, and nothing really bad.

WWF WrestleMania IV

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WWE open.

“The World Wrestling Federation: What The World Is Watching!”  WrestleMania IV!  We are LIVE from the Trump Plaza Hotel & Casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey!

Mean Gene Okerlund welcomes us to WrestleMania IV!  He introduces Gladys Knight to sing “America The Beautiful.”

The referees carry a huge ass trophy to the ring.  It will be presented to the winner of the Battle Royal.

Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse Ventura are the announcers.  They talk about what’s on tap for tonight.  Bob Uecker is back, too.

Battle Royal featuring The Hart Foundation of Bret Hart and Jim Neidhart, The Young Stallions of Paul Roma & Jim Powers, Sika, Danny Davis, The Killer Bees of Brian Blair & Jim Brunzell, Bad News Brown, Sam Houston, The Rougeau Brothers of Jacques & Raymond, Ken Patera, Ron Bass, Junkyard Dog, The Bolsheviks of Nikolai Volkoff & Boris Zhukov, Hillbilly Jim, King Harley Race, and George “The Animal” Steele.  Everybody brawls, except Steele, who is just wandering around at ringside.  Sam Houston gets eliminated, followed quickly by Sika.  Volkoff almost eliminates Brunzell, the one of the Rougeaus almost does too.  Steele keeps fucking with Neidhart, and pulls him out of the ring over the top to eliminate him.  Brunzell got eliminated somewhere in there.  Raymond Rougeau and Brian Blair get eliminated in the same motion.  JYD eliminates Bass.  Zhukov and/or Hart eliminate Hillbilly Jim.  Roma eliminates Davis.  Somebody eliminates Jim Powers.  Race and JYD trade headbutts.  Volkoff, Patera, and Zhukov get eliminated in short order.  Jacques gets eliminated.  JYD eliminates Race.  Brown eliminates Roma.  Hart holds JYD for Brown, but JYD ducks and Hart gets hit.  JYD does his headbutts on the ground.  Hart and Brown double team JYD, then talk strategy.  JYD fights them both, but he’s overcome by superior numbers.  Hart and Brown bundle JYD out.  They act like they’re going to split the win, then Brown drops Hart with a kick, kicks his ass, then throws him out to win it in 9:47.  Hart, pissed that Brown double crossed him, dropkicks him out of the ring and smashes the trophy.

Howard Finkel explains tonight’s tournament for the vacant WWF Championship.  He introduces Robin Leach from Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous to read a scroll about it.

WWF Championship Tournament – Round 1: “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan vs. Ted Dibiase (w/ Andre the Giant & Virgil).  They lock up.  Dibiase backs Duggan into the corner and breaks clean.  Repeat, but this time Dibiase tries a cheap shot and Duggan cuts him off.  They trade punches.  Duggan hits an atomic drop and sends Dibiase out of the ring in a hilarious bump.  Dibiase goes on the offensive until Duggan drops him with a clothesline.  Duggan punches Dibiase in the corner, then runs into Dibiase’s boot in the opposite corner.  Dibiase goes to work.  Duggan fights back, but Dibiase rakes his eyes.  Duggan gets a sunset flip for 2.  Dibiase catches Duggan with a knee to the middle, then a fist drop.  Dibiase goes for a suplex, but Duggan reverses it.  Dibiase comes off the middle rope and gets caught with a shot to the gut.  Duggan gets rolling and goes for the three point clothesline, but Andre grabs his leg.  Dibiase hits him from behind, then finishes him with a fist drop in 5:03.  It was a fun little match.

Mean Gene interviews Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake.  Gene admires his “package.”

WWE Championship Tournament – Round 1: Dino Bravo (w/ Frenchy Martin) vs. “The Rock” Don Muraco (w/ “Superstar” Billy Graham).  They lock up, break, lock up again.  Bravo shoves Muraco into the corner and wails on him.  Muraco comes back and hits a half assed Vader Bomb into an elbow drop.  Bravo hits a couple of elbow drops, then a gutwrench suplex.  Muraco fights back and works on Bravo’s leg some.  Muraco works a spinning toe hold.  Bravo kicks Muraco away and Muraco gets hung in the ropes.  Bravo hits a piledriver, takes too long to cover, and only gets 2.  Bravo goes for another one, but Muraco backdrops him.  Double clothesline spot.  Muraco makes a comeback, but accidentally kills the ref in the process.  Bravo hits his side suplex and covers.  The referee taps him on the back three times, so Bravo thinks he won.  The ref was calling for the DQ.  Muraco wins by DQ in 4:54 because Bravo pulled the referee in front of him.  This match was lame and had a lame finish to boot.

Bob Uecker talks about Vanna White, who is around somewhere, then talks to The Honky Tonk Man and Jimmy Hart.  Honky will be putting the Intercontinental Title against Brutus Beefcake tonight.

WWF Championship Tournament – Round 1: Greg Valentine (w/ Jimmy Hart) vs. Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat (w/ baby Richie Steamboat).  Steamboat carrying his son to the ring will be something they show when Richie debuts on WWE TV in the future, I’m sure.  They lock up, break, repeat.  Lock up again and do some awesome stuff.  Man, Steamboat has the most glorious arm drags ever.  Steamboat moves fast.  Valentine throws him over the top, but Steamboat skins the cat back in, dropkicks him, then fails at a crucifix.  Valentine beats up Steamboat.  Valentine goes for a backdrop suplex, but Steamboat lands his feet and rams Valentine into the turnbuckles.  Steamboat works on Valentine’s arm.  Valentine hits an inverted atomic drop and a clothesline, then elbows Steamboat in the head.  They show Donald Trump in the front row.  Steamboat goes for a body slam, but Valentine lands on top for 2.  Valentine hits a gut buster, then goes for the figure-four.  Steamboat kicks him into the turnbuckle.  They trade chops.  Valentine finally falls down.  Valentine hits a shoulder breaker for 2.  Valentine goes for the figure-four again, but Steamboat cuts him off, then rams his head into the mat.  Steamboat hits a diving chop, and Valentine takes a great delayed bump.  Cover only gets 2.  Steamboat rams Valentine’s head repeatedly into the turnbuckles, argues with the referee, then goes up top.  Steamboat hits a diving cross body, but Valentine rolls through and gets the pin in 9:11.  Good match.

Mean Gene interviews Koko B. Ware and The British Bulldogs, who have Matilda back after The Islanders and Bobby Heenan kidnapped her.  They say Matilda has been trained to go after weasels.  Heh.

WWF Championship Tournament – Round 1: “The Natural” Butch Reed (w/ Slick) vs. “Macho Man” Randy Savage (w/ Miss Elizabeth).  Nothing happens, then they do a little bit.  Reed slow beats up Savage.  Savage fights back, but Reed reverses his suplex attempt.  Reed hits an elbow drop for 2.  Reed ponderously beats up Savage some more.  Reed hits Savage with a clothesline, talks at Elizabeth, then goes up top.  He spent too long fucking around.  Savage throws him off the top, then hits the diving elbow for the pin in 4:08.  It was fine when Savage was on offense, but unfortunately that was maybe 30 seconds of the match.

Uecker is backstage, still talking about Vanna White.  He talks to Bobby Heenan, with the Islanders.

WWF Championship Tournament – Round 1: The One Man Gang (w/ Slick) vs. Bam Bam Bigelow (w/ Oliver Humperdink).  Gang jumps Bigelow and lumbers around, beating him up.  Bigelow hits a cartwheel splash for 2, then a cross body for 2.  Bigelow keeps rolling.  Bigelow hits a headbutt, then Slick low bridges him out of the ring.  Bigelow makes it to the apron, but that really ugly ref counts him out at 3:00.  Stupid.

Mean Gene interviews Hulk Hogan.  His promo turns very wacky.  “Thank God Donald Trump’s a Hulkamaniac!”  Something about the Trump Plaza falling into the ocean.  I don’t know.

Another shot of Trump in the front row.  They show Slick screwing Bigelow again.

WWF Championship Tournament – Round 1: Rick Rude (w/ Bobby Heenan) vs. Jake Roberts.  Rude cuts a promo, saying what’s under his robe is why “the odds are in [his] favorite.”  They lock up as Damien wriggles around in the bag.  Roberts rams Rude’s face into the mat.  Rude slams Roberts, then hammers him.  Repeat.  Roberts slams Rude a couple of times.  Rude ends up the corner with Damien and freaks out.  Roberts cranks on Rude’s arm.  Rude punches Roberts, but Roberts holds onto the wrist lock and grounds him.  Roberts his a knee off the middle rope and goes for the DDT, but Rude bails.  Heenan hugs him.  Back inside, Roberts works on Rude’s arm some more.  The run the ropes.  Roberts slams Rude again and goes for the knee lift, but Rude avoids it and puts the boots to him.  Rude hits a clothesline, swivels his hips, and hits an elbow drop for 2.  Rude works a chin lock.  Heenan distracts the referee to give Rude the chance to choke Roberts.  Roberts finally works his way out of it.  Rude hits a diving chop, then swivels his hips some more.  Rude hits a clothesline for 2.  Rude goes back to the chin lock.  Rude flapjacks Roberts and goes up top to hit a diving punch for 2, covers for another 2, then goes back to the chin lock.  Roberts backdrop suplexes him, but Rude keeps his old on, then covers for 2.  Rude stomps Roberts in the ropes.  I think I hear a “BORING!” chant developing.  Rude works the chin lock again.  This is boring.  Roberts finally breaks out with a jawbreaker, then makes his comeback.  Roberts hits a short range clothesline and goes for the DDT, but Rude runs him into the corner.  Roberts catches a charging Rude with a knee, then hits a gutbuster for 2.  Rude hits a backdrop suplex for 2.  Double clothesline spot.  Rude gets a 1 count.  Rude goes for the Flair pin in the corner, but the bell rings after 2.  It’s a 15:00 draw at 15:14.  Roberts runs Rude and Heenan off with Damien.  The match was good in the beginning and the end.  The middle part where they were just stalling for time was boring.

Mean Gene and Vanna White are at the big fancy tournament bracket.  Vanna gives her predictions for the second round.

Hercules (w/ Bobby Heenan) vs. The Ultimate Warrior.  Hercules tries a shoulder block, to no effect.  Repeat.  They stare at each other, then shove each other.  They lock up and lumber around.  Warrior backs Hercules into the corner.  The ref makes them break and Herc gets a cheap shot in.  They brawl.  It’s bad.  Hercules backdrops Warrior out of the ring.  Warrior pulls Herc out and they brawl on the floor.  Back inside, more horrible brawling.  Warrior punches Herc in the corner.  Herc brings him out with an inverted atomic drop.  Herc avoids Warrior in the corner and locks in the full nelson.  Warrior kicks off the turnbuckles, then lifts his shoulder and gets the pin in 4:37.  Herc attacks Warrior after the match, then chokes him with his chain.  Warrior gets the chain and swings it around to run Herc off.  This sucked.  All of it.

Gorilla and Jesse talk, then we get an Andre/Hogan history package.

WWF Championship Tournament – Quarterfinal: Andre the Giant (w/ Ted Dibiase & Virgil) vs. Hulk Hogan.  Andre immediately goes on the attack.  He clobbers Hogan with huge blows.  Hogan fights back with forearms, then chokes DIbiase when he gets on the apron.  Hogan knocks Andre and Dibiase’s heads together.  Hogan chops Andre.  Andre gets tangled up in the ropes.  Hogan rips his shirt off and poses as Virgil and Dibiase free Andre.  Stupid Hogan.  Hogan knocks Andre down and hits 3 elbow drops for 2.  Andre chokes Hogan.  Andre chops Hogan, then clamps on a nerve hold.  Hogan fights back, then signals for the slam.  Virgil distracts the ref while Dibiase sneaks in and hits Hogan with a chair.  Hogan hits Andre with the chair IN FULL VIEW of the referee, who does NOTHING.  Andre hits Hogan with the chair, and the ref calls for the double DQ in 5:22.  This actively sucked.  Hogan chases Dibiase up the aisle.  Dibiase throws Virgil to Hogan.  Hogan suplex Virgil in the aisle.  Hogan comes back to the ring and body slams Andre.  Hogan does his posing routine.

Mean Gene interviews Randy Savage and Elizabeth.

WWF Championship Tournament – Quarterfinal: “The Rock” Don Muraco (w/ “Superstar” Billy Graham) vs. Ted Dibiase.  Dibiase doesn’t want to get in the ring.  Muraco brings him in the hard way.  Muraco hits a powerslam for 2.  Muraco hits a diving fist or chop for 2.  Muraco hits the Throwback, and generally continues beating up Dibiase.  Dibiase finally manages to defensively slingshot Muraco into the turnbuckles, then puts the boots to him.  Dibiase gets the heat on Muraco.  Except this crowd isn’t heated AT ALL.  Muraco avoids a falling elbow drop from the middle rope and makes his comeback.  Dibiase hot shots Muraco into the top rope for the pin in 5:36.  Fine little match.

Bob Uecker talks to Demolition (w/ Mr. Fuji).

The One Man Gang and Slick are in the ring for Finkel’s announcement that Gang receives a BYE in this round because of the draw between Rude and Roberts.

WWF Championship Tournament – Quarterfinal: Greg Valentine (w/ Jimmy Hart) vs. “Macho Man” Randy Savage (w/ Miss Elizabeth).  They lock up.  Valentine hammers Savage.  Savage fights back and hits a knee drop for 2.  Valentine beats up Savage some more.  Elbow drop gets 2.  Valentine hits a shoulder breaker for 2.  Valentine throws Savage out of the ring, then hits him with an elbow to the back of the head from the apron.  Valentine hits Savage with some chops.  Valentine continues to beat up Savage.  He goes for the figure-four, but Savage holds into the ropes.  Valentine hits a suplex for 2.  Savage starts fighting back and actually gets a small reaction from the crowd.  Savage slams Valentine, then hits a diving double axe handle.  Hart jumps on the apron to stop the count.  Savage lunges for him.  Valentine gets the offensive on Savage again, but Savage reverses a suplex attempt, then goes up and goes for another axe handle.  Valentine catches him with a blow to the middle.  Hart helps Valentine avoids a charging Savage in the ropes.  Valentine goes for the figure-four, but Savage turns it into an inside cradle for the pin in 6:07.  Good little match.

Mean Gene and Vanna White go over the brackets at the end of the second round.  Vanna still doesn’t know who Uecker is.

WWF Intercontinental Championship Match: The Honky Tonk Man (c) (w/ Jimmy Hart & Peggy Sue) vs. Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake.  They lock up.  Beefcake catches Honky’s foot, teases a punch, then hits an atomic drop.  Beefcake messes up Honky’s hair, so Honky bails.  Beefcake rams Honky’s head into the turnbuckles repeatedly.  He keeps doing a scissors motion with his fingers, I guess because he wants to cut Honky’s hair.  Beefcake hits a high knee and Honky bails again.  Beefcake pulls him back in and beats him up.  Honky avoids an elbow drop and puts the boots to Brutus.  Honky beats up Brutus.  Hart chokes Beefcake behind the referee’s back.  Honky grabs a front face lock, but decides to beat him up some more instead of going for his move.  Then he actually goes for the Shake, Rattle, & Roll, but Beefcake holds onto the ropes to avoid it and makes his comeback.  Beefcake locks in the sleeper hold.  Jimmy gets on the apron and nails the referee with the megaphone.  Beefcake puts Honky to sleep and thinks he won, then notices the referee is also sleeping.  Beefcake goes for his bag of barber equipment, but Hart gets it and tries to escape under the ring.  Beefcake drags him out and cuts some of Hart’s hair off.  Peggy Sue tries to wake Honky while some more referees try to wake the original referee.  Peggy throws water on Honky to wake him up.  Beefcake comes in with his shears, but referees hold him back.  Beefcake is announces as the winner by DQ in about 9 minutes (no bell).  Fun match.

Bob Uecker talks to Andre the Giant, then gets choked by Andre’s massive hands.

The Islanders & Bobby Heenan vs. The British Bulldogs (w/ Matilda) & Koko B. Ware (w/ Frankie).  Second missed bell in a row.  Is the time keeper in the toilet or something?  Dynamite schools Tama to start.  Davey Boy and Haku tag in.  Davey Boy hits a cross body for 2, then a body slam for 2.  Davey Boy gets a crucifix hold for 2.  Tama tags in and gets press slammed.  Haku tags in and beats up Smith.  Koko tags in and dropkicks Haku, then does an awesome headlock/leg scissors to the Islanders.  Haku beats up Dynamite, who tags in Heenan, wearing his silly dog proof suit.  Heenan puts the boots to Dynamite.  As soon as Dynamite responds, Heenan tags in Tama.  Tama slams Dynamite and goes for a Vader Bomb, but Dynamite gets his knees up.  Koko tags in and runs wild on the Islanders.  The Islanders get some heat on Koko, then tag in Heenan to get his licks in again.  Whatever letters are on the back of Koko’s tights are blurred out.  I think it’s “WWF.”  Koko whips Heenan into the turnbuckles, then dropkicks him.  The Islanders jump Koko and a clusterfuck ensues.  The Islanders slam Heenan on top of Koko for the pin in about 7 minutes.  Good little match.  Dynamite headbutts the Islanders, which is always a stupid move.  Davey Boy sicks Matilda on Heenan afterwards.

Finkel introduces Jesse Ventura.  It must have been in Jesse’s contract that he gets to pose at every WrestleMania.

Ted Dibiase is in the ring for Finkel’s announcement that he gets a BYE in the semifinals.  Why do they feel the need to bring the guys out for these announcements?

WWF Championship Tournament – Semifinal: The One Man Gang (w/ Slick) vs. “Macho Man” Randy Savage (w/ Miss Elizabeth).  They lock up, with Gang overpowering Savage.  Savage grabs Gang by the beard and “clotheslines” him across the top rope.  Gang beats up Savage.  Gang gets a couple of 2 counts.  Gang slams Savage and goes for the splash, but Savage moves, avoids Gang in the corner, and makes a comeback.  Savage knocks Gang out of the ring and hits a diving axe handle to the outside.  Slick helps Gang get back in the ring.  Savage tries to slam Gang, fails, and gets choked.  Slick aggravates Elizabeth.  Savage chokes Slick.  Gang attacks Savage with Slick’s cane to cause the DQ in 4:12.  This was bad.  After the match, Savage hits a diving axe handle that causes Gang to squash Slick.

Flip over disc to continue!  I shall!

Mean Gene and Vanna White and the brackets board again.  Vanna leaves to go to ringside.  Bob Uecker shows up just after she left.

WWF Tag Team Championship Match: Strike Force (c) vs. Demolition (w/ Mr. Fuji).  Smash smashes Martel.  My wit amuses me.  Tito comes in to dropkick Martel onto Smash.  Brief clusterfuck ensues.  Strike Force try to work over Smash’s arm.  Ax tags in and promptly gets arm dragged by Tito.  Strike Force tries their arm working strategy on Ax.  Smash tags in and gets his arm punished too.  Smash elevates Tito and Ax nails him.  Demolition gets the heat on Santana.  Martel gets the hot tag and runs wild.  Martel locks Smash in the Boston crab.  Santana stops Ax from interfering.  Mr. Fuji gets on the apron with his cane.  Tito chokes him.  Ax hits Martel with Fuji’s cane behind the referee’s back.  Smash pins Martel to win the titles in 8:02.  Fine match.

Finkel introduces the celebrities for the main event: Robin Leach, who will present the championship belt to the winner and guest ring announcer Bob Uecker, who introduces guest timekeeper Vanna White.

WWF Championship Tournament – Final: Ted Dibiase (w/ Andre the Giant) vs. “Macho Man” Randy Savage (w/ Miss Elizabeth).  They lock up.  Crowd is dead.  Andre trips Savage behind the referee’s back.  They trade hammerlocks.  Savage hits a shoulder block, then Andre trips him again.  Dibiase works over Savage.  Savage blocks a sunset flip attempt and hits a clothesline for 2.  Dibiase beats up Savage some more.  Savage rallies.  The crowd pops a little bit when he hits a move.  Savage knocks Dibiase out of the ring and goes to the top, but Andre stands over Dibiase to protect him.  Savage confers with Elizabeth, who leaves.  Dibiase attacks Savage from behind and gives him a bunch of fist drops for 2.  Elizabeth comes back out with Hulk Hogan in tow.  Dibiase works a rear chin lock.  He lets go when he sees Hogan.  Hogan gets a chair and sits down in Macho’s corner.  Dibiase continues to beat on Savage.  Andre grabs Savage again and Hogan nails Andre.  Savage tries to fight back against Dibiase, but can’t get rolling.  Dibiase hits a suplex for 2.  Dibiase hits a gutwrench suplex for 2.  Dibiase goes up top, but Savage throws him off, then goes for the diving elbow drop, but Dibiase moves out of his way.  Dibiase locks in the Million Dollar Dream.  Andre distracts the referee.  Hogan sneaks in and hits Dibiase with the chair.  Savage hits the diving elbow drop for the pin in 9:18.  Okay match, but I’m sure they had a lot of matches that were way better than this.  This was mostly storyline, which is fine, I guess.  Savage, Liz, and Hogan celebrate.

Fun show.  This was one of the few old school tapes that one of my local video stores had when I first became a fan, so it’s a sentimental favorite of mine.

WWF Survivor Series 1987

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Howard Finkel counts down the seconds until the show starts.  I was finally able to find the original PPV broadcast of this show.

Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse Ventura are our hosts, LIVE from Richfield, Ohio on Thanksgiving Day, 1987!

PPV open.

Gorilla and Jesse talk about what’s going on TONIGHT, then explain the rules of the Survivor Series matches.

Craig DeGeorge interviews the Honky Tonk Man, with his team.

Mean Gene Okerlund interviews “Macho Man” Randy Savage’s team.

Elimination Match: WWF Intercontinental Champion The Honky Tonk Man, Harley Race, Hercules, Ron Bass, & Danny Davis (w/ Bobby Heenan & Jimmy Hart) vs. Randy Savage (w/ Miss Elizabeth), Ricky Steamboat, Brutus Beefcake, Jake Roberts, & “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan.  Beefcake and Hercules start.  They get the crowd riled up.  Hercules hammers Beefcake.  Beefcake leapfrogs him and locks in a sleeper.  Hercules tags in Davis.  Beefcake hip tosses Hercules, Davis, and Bass, then slaps Bass and tags in Roberts.  Robert and Savage both have their turns with Davis, then Steamboat tags in and rules him for a minute, then gets caught with a shot by Davis.  Race tags in and beats up Steamboat.  Steamboat hits a diving chop.  They trade blows.  Race throws Steamboat over the top rope, but Steamboat skins the cat back in.  Repeat on the opposite side, then Steamboat throws Race out of the ring.  Race comes back in and hits a belly to belly suplex on Steamboat for 2.  Steamboat tags in Duggan.  Duggan clotheslines Race out of the ring, then beats him up on the outside.  Duggan and Race both get counted out in 4:32.  The rest of the guys separate them.  Bass and Roberts go at it in the ring.  Savage tags in and beats up Bass.  Savage decks Honky, then get clotheslined by Bass.  Honky tags in to get his licks up, but Savage kicks his ass.  Bass tags back in against Savage.  Beefcake tags in and hits Bass with a high knee for the pin in 7:01.  Hercules and Honky take turns working over Beefcake, mainly with long, long hammerlocks.  Beefcake hits an atomic drop on Honky and makes a comeback on him.  Davis knees Beefcake in the back from the apron, which allows Honky to hit the Shake, Rattle, and Roll for the pin in 10:51.  Hercules beats up Savage.  Davis tags in and Savage owns him.  Honky tags in.  Savage nails him with an elbow and tags in Roberts.  The bad guys beat up on Roberts.  Crowd chants “DDT!”  Roberts hulks up on Danny Davis.  Roberts hits the DDT on Davis for the pin in 15:10.  Hercules immediately jumps Roberts.  Roberts plays face in peril for a little while.  Steamboat finally gets the hot tag and runs wild.  Savage tags in and makes good on Steamboat’s handy work, hitting the diving elbow on Hercules for the pin in 21:04.  Savage beats up Honky.  Honky fights back and hammers him.  Steamboat tags in and beats up on Honky, then Roberts has his turn.  The video gets a little fuzzy from the ancient VHS source material.  Savage tags in to beat up Honky some more.  An atomic drop sends Honky out of the ring.  Honky leaves and takes the count out in 23:41.  Savage, Steamboat, and Roberts survive.  It was alright, but boring in some places.

Craig DeGeorge interviews Andre the Giant’s team.

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Elimination Match: WWF Women’s Champion Sensational Sherri, WWF Women’s Tag Team Champions The Glamour Girls (w/ Jimmy Hart), Dawn Marie, & Donna Christianello vs. The Fabulous Moolah, Velvet McIntyre, Rockin’ Robin, & The Jumping Bomb Angels.  For the record, that isn’t the same Dawn Marie that was in ECW/WWE in the late 90s/early 2000s.  Sherri jumps Velvet to start.  Velvet his a cross body for 2.  Tag to Moolah, who snapmares Sherri around.  Tag to Donna Christianello.  Tag to one of the Jumping Bomb Angels.  I have no idea which one is which.  Velvet comes back in and beats up Donna.  Velvet pins Donna with a victory roll in 1:57.  Leilani Kai comes in against Velvet.  Velvet gets the better of her and tags in Robin.  Robin gets backed into the heel corner.  The heels take turns working her over.  Robin pins Dawn Marie in 4:10 with a cross body.  One of the Glamour Girls and one of the Angels go at it.  Awesome stuff from the Itsuki Yamazaki (thank you, Gorilla).  Tateno tags in and hits an awesome arm drag on Kai.  Tateno is awesome against Sherri.  Butterfly suplex gets 2.  Rockin’ Robin tags in and goes at it with Sherri.  The heels take turns working over Robin.  Sherri hits a suplex for the pin at 6:54.  Yamazaki comes back in against Sherri.  Martin tags in and throws her across the ring by her hair.  Velvet hits a cross body on Martin for 2.  Kai tags in and gets catapulted across the ring by Velvet.  Moolah tags in and monkey flips Kai, then further abuses her.  Martin tags in and gets abused as well.  Tateno (I think) tags in again and runs wild for a second, then fails a dropkick and gets beaten up by Leilani Kai.  Sherri tags in and beats her up.  Itsuki and one of the Glamour Girls tags in.  For a second.  Moolah tags in and beats up… I THINK that’s Leilani Kai.  Martin tags in and clotheslines Moolah for the pin in 10:53.  The remaining faces take turns working over Judy Martin.  Velvet locks her in a crab hold, transitions it into something of a half assed Muta Lock, then turns it into a bow & arrow.  Sherri tags in and gets the advantage on Velvet.  She fucks up a gutwrench suplex, then tags in… Kai.  Itsuki tags in and almost gets pinned (they even ring the bell by mistake), but she bridges out.  Velvet and Sherri are back in now.  Velvet gives her a big swing.  Velvet pins Sherri with a victory roll in 14:55.  Martin tags in and attacks Velvet.  Itsuki tags in and is awesome.  She fails to slam Martin.  Tateno tags in and can’t butterfly suplex Martin.  Ah, she gets it on the second try.  Cover gets 2.  Kai tags in and mimmicks intercourse with Tateno.  Velvet and Kai in now.  Velvet gets a 2 count off of another victory roll.  She tries again, but Kai turns it into an electric chair drop for the pin in 11:22.  The Angels stereo slam the Glamour Girls, then Tateno catapults one onto the other.  Kai slams Tateno, then misses a diving splash.  Itsuki tags in and hits a diving cross body on Kai for the pin in 18:37.  Martin, the only woman left on her team, beats up Itsuki.  Tateno tags in.  Itsuki slams Martin.  Tateno hits a diving knee.  The Angels double team Martin.  Itsuki dropkicks Jimmy Hat off the apron.  Tateno hits a diving clothesline on Martin for the pin in 20:16.  The Jumping Bomb Angels survive.  Given the current standards of women’s wrestling in WWE… this was awesome.  WWE needs a Japanase girl tag team NOW.

Craig DeGeorge interviews the heel tag teams, captained by The Hart Foundation.  Jimmy Hart appears, very disheveled.

Slick and The Bolsheviks are in the ring.  Volkoff sings the Soviet National anthem.  Their teammates make their entrances.

Mean Gene interviews the babyface tag teams, captained by Strike Force.

Tag Team Elimination Match: The Hart Foundation (w/ Jimmy Hart), Demolition (w/ Mr. Fuji), The Bolsheviks (w/ Slick), The New Dream Team (w/ Johnny Valiant), & The Islanders (w/ Bobby Heenan) vs. WWF Tag Team Champions Strike Force, The British Bulldogs (w/ Matilda), The Young Stallions, The Rougeau Brothers, & The Killer Bees.  This is literally a tag team elimination match, in that when one member of a tag team is beaten, both are eliminated.  Martel and Volkoff start.  There’s a lot of dudes on the apron.  Martel gets a reverse cradle for 2.  Volkoff over powers him.  Zhukov tags in, misses an elbow, and almost gets pinned off of a cross body.  Santana tags in and covers Zhukov for 2.  Tito hits the flying forearm for the pin 1:45.  The Bolsheviks are gone!  Ax attacks Santana.  Santana avoids an elbow and tags in Jacques Rougeau.  He dropkicks Ax.  Dino Brave tags in and gets dropkicked too.  The babyfaces make several quick tags.  Haku and Dynamite clubber each other, which is awesome for a second.  The Killer Bees work over Haku.  Neidhart tags in.  Paul Roma works Neidhart’s leg.  Neidhart slams him and tax in Smash.  Demolition beats up Roma.  Haku tags in and beats him up too, since it looks so fun.  Tama and Roma trade blows.  Jim Powers tags in and gets beaten up too.  Jacques tags in and runs wild for a second, then gets pinned by Ax at 5:50.  Man, this match moves fast.  The heels work over Powers.  Roma tags in and gets beaten up too.  He fights back, then eats a Demolition boot.  Greg Valentine tags in and hits a shoulder breaker on Roma for 2.  Valentine hits a suplex for 2.  Bravo tags in and hits a gutwrench suplex and a leg drop for 2.  Smash and Blair go at it.  Dynamite comes in and drops Smash with a clothesline for 2.  The heel team beats up Dynamite in their corner.  Demolition gets DQ’d for referee violence in 9:12.  Bret Hart hits a piledriver on Dynamite for 2.  Dynamite avoids Hart in the corner and tags in Powers.  Tama tags in.  Powers kicks his ass, then gets dropped with a clothesline.  Powers avoids a Vader Bomb and tags in Martel.  Martel runs wild on Tama.  Martel locks in the Boston crab in the heel corner.  Stupid.  Neidhart tags in and kicks his ass.  Martel catches him with a boot and tags in Santana.  Tito hits the flying forearm, but Hart breaks the cover with a blow to Santana’s head.  Neidhart pins Santana at 12:06.  Powers misses a dropkick against Neidhart.  The heels work over Powers.  Powers manages to reverse a suplex by Valentine, but Valentine hits a drop toe hold into the heel corner to make sure the punishment continues.  Hart hits a suplex on Powers for 2.  Powers manages to tag in Roma.  He gets worked over too.  Valentine hits a clubbing blow off the top rope for 2.  Powers tags back in.  Hart tags in.  Powers avoids a dropkick and tags in Dynamite.  Dynamite hits a backdrop suplex for 2.  Roma tags in.  Hart avoids an elbow and tags in Haku.  Blair tags in and backdrops Haku.  Haku gets beaten up in the face corner.  Tag to Davey Boy, then a quick tag to Powers.  Neidhart tags in and clubbers Powers.  Davey Boy and Bret tag in and go at it.  Davey Boy press slams Bret for 2.  Haku tags in.  Davey Boy hits the running powerslam for 2.  Dynamite tags in.  Davey Boy hits a suplex, then Dynamite hits a diving headbutt.  You NEVER HEADBUTT A SAMOAN.  Haku hits a thrust kick on Dynamite for the pin in 19:58.  Roma goes after Haku.  Bravo tags in, fails an elbow, and Powers tags in.  He fails a monkey flip and tags an atomic drop.  The heels work over Powers.  Bret ties him to the tree of woe.  Roma and the Bees try to save, but the referee stops them.  Powers gets worked over some more.  Valentine tries the figure-four leglock on Powers, but Powers kicks him away and tags in Roma.  Roma hits a diving sunset slip on Valentine for the pin in 23:39.  The Bees work over Anvil.  Brunzell hits a high knee for 2.  The babyfaces work over Bret Hart.  Hart turns the tide on Roma and tags in Tama.  The Islanders double team Roma.  Roma avoids a leg drop from Haku and tags in Brunzell.  Brunzell runs wild on Haku, who tags in Hart.  Roma tags in and hits a diving fist drop on Bret for 2.  Hart excellently executes Roma.  Tag to Tama, who gouges at Roma’s face.  Haku tags in and the Islanders hit a double headbutt on Roma.  Roma kicks out.  Proof that wrestling is fake!  Nobody could kick out of a double Samoan headbutt!  Heels work over Roma.  Neidhart hits a powerslam for 2.  Brunzell tags in and runs wild on Hart.  One of the Islanders dropkicks Hart onto Brunzell, but Brunzell rolls through for the pin in 30:28.  The Islanders work over Brunzell.  Brunzell manages to sunset flip Haku for 2, then gets beaten up some more.  Brunzell catches Haku with a knee, then tags in Powers.  Powers runs wild on Haku.  Roma tags in and powerslams Haku, but Tama saves.  The Islanders stomp Roma behind the referee’s back.  Blair tags in and gets beaten up too.  Brunzell gets the tag and runs wild on both Islanders.  Dropkick on Tama gets 2, as Haku saves.  Shenanigans ensue.  The Bees put their masks on.  Blair pins Tama with a springboard sunset flip for the pin in 37:15.  The Young Stallions and The Killer Bees survive.  This was really fun.

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Gorilla and Jesse wonder how “The Million Dollar Man” Ted Dibiase spends his Thanksgiving.  We get a video of Dibiase talking in his car, then some examples of him making people do stuff for money.  Man, this stuff got mega heat.  Poor Shawn.  Dibiase is now in his study, with Virgil standing guard.  More examples of Dibiase degrading people.  Dibiase is being served a big meal.  They show the young man who would grow up to be ROB VAN DAM kissing Dibiase’s feet!  Dibiase even paid off a guy to shut down a public pool.  That dick.  Great stuff.

Gorilla and Jesse talk about everything that’s gone down tonight.

Craig DeGeorge is in the arena to interview The Honky Tonk Man and Jimmy Hart.  Honky talks about being unbeatable, etc.

After lots of fucking around, it’s time for the main event.  The heel team make their entrance, then Mean Gene interviews Hulk Hogan’s team.  They talk about burning the building down because they’re hungry.

Elimination Match: Andre the Giant, Rick Rude, King Kong Bundy, Butch Reed, & The One Man Gang (w/ Bobby Heenan & Slick) vs. WWF Champion Hulk Hogan, Bam Bam Bigelow (w/ Sir Oliver Humperdink), Ken Patera, Don Muraco, & Paul Orndorff.  Muraco and Rude start.  They lock up and trade blows.  Orndorff tags in and beats up Rude.  He rams Rude into Hogan’s boot, then tags in Hogan.  Hogan hits the Axe Bomber and a few elbow drops, then tags in Bigelow.  Hogan slams Rude and Bigelow hits a big splash.  Bigelow press slams Rude.  Patera and Reed tag in.  Patera gets a half assed inside cradle for 2.  Muraco tags in and dropkicks Reed, then rams him into Orndorff’s boot.  Orndorff tags in, beats up Reed, cheap shots Bundy, and rams Reed into Hogan’s boot.  Hogan tags in and hits the leg drop on Reed for the pin in 3:08.  Andre and Hogan go face to face.  Hogan had accidentally tagged in Patera when he was celebrating the pin over Reed.  Andre tags Bundy in.  Patera runs wild on Bundy, then tags in Orndorff.  One Man Gang tags in .  Orndorff kicks his ass briefly.  Gang gets the advantage and tags in Rude.  Orndorff slams Rude, then hits an elbow drop for 2.  Muraco tags in and clotheslines Rude.  Gang tags in and beats up Muraco.  Muraco tags out to Patera, who hits a cross body on Gang for 2.  The heels work over Patera.  Gang clotheslines Patera for the pin in 8:48.  Hogan comes in and beats up Gang.  Bigelow tags in.  He and Hogan hit a double big boot on Gang.  Bigelow and Gang knock each other down with shoulder blocks.  Orndorff and Rude tag in and go at it.  Orndorff hits the elbow drop that Steve Austin stole, then backdrops Rude.  Bundy cheap shots Orndorff, allowing Rude to schoolboy him for the pin in 10:26.  The faces take turn having their way with Rude.  Muraco hits a powerslam on Rude for the pin in 11:14.  Muraco avoids a knee drop from Bundy and works over Bundy’s leg.  Gang tags in and beats up Muraco.  Muraco fails at slamming Gang and almost gets pinned.  Andre nails Muraco and Gang pins him with a splash in 12:58.  Bigelow tries a sunset flip on Gang, but gets squashed.  Bundy tags in and turns Bigelow inside out with a clothesline.  Cover gets 2, as Hogan saves.  Andre tags in and swings at Bigelow, but Bigelow ducks and tags in Hogan.  Hogan and Andre go at it.  Hogan knocks Bundy and Gang off the apron.  Bundy trips Hogan and pulls him outside.  Hogan fights with Bundy and Gang outside and gets counted out in 16:01.  Hogan doesn’t want to leave, but the referees make him under threat of DQing Bigelow.  Bigelow is all alone against Andre, Bundy, and Gang.  Bigelow takes the fight to Bundy.  Bigelow avoids the Avalanche and hits a springboard splash for the pin in 18:35.  Gang beats up Bigelow.  Bigelow avoids a diving splash and pins Gang in 20:56.  Andre attacks Bigelow.  Bigelow rolls around to avoid Andre.  Andre lets Bigelow ram himself into the corner, then headbutts him in the back.  Andre hits a butterfly suplex for the pin in 22:12.  Hogan runs back out and hits Andre with the title belt, just because he’s a sore loser.  The match was pretty fun.  Hogan does his posing routine.

Mean Gene interviews the victorious Andre the Giant and Bobby Heenan.

We get a clip show to end the PPV.

Fun show altogether.