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WWF Royal Rumble 1988

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WWE open, since this is the Anthology version.  We’re LIVE from Hamilton, Ontario!  Vince McMahon runs down the card for tonight.  Vince and Jesse Ventura are our hosts.  Howard Finkel is the ring announcer.

Rick Rude vs. Ricky Steamboat.  They lock up.  Rude throws punches.  Steamboat responds with chops.  Rude sends Steamboat over the top rope.  Steamboat skins the cat back in, then backdrops Rude out of the ring.  Rude wants a test of strength.  Steamboat obliges and is overpowered, but takes Rude over into an ARMBAR!  Rude escapes it.  Steamboat hits one of his gorgeous arm drags and gets him back in the armbar.  A fan in the front row has a megaphone, and is really annoying.  Rude finally manages to escape, but immediately gets taken back over.  Wow, armbar, that’s refreshing.  Rude’s tired of it too, and beats up Steamboat.  Steamboat goes BACK TO THE FUCKING ARMBAR.  Fuck, Steamer, I LOVE your arm drags, but you don’t have to follow each of them with a 3 minute armbar.  Rude elbows Steamboat in the eye, so he’s as annoyed as I am.  Rude catches Steamboat with a knee to the middle and Steamboat falls out of the ring.  Rude follows him outside and slams him, working over Steamboat’s back.  Rude gets back in the ring and goes his gay hip swiveling.  Steamboat makes it to the apron and Rude suplexes him into the ring for 2.  Rude applies a camel clutch for a while.  Steamboat finally manages to fight out and hit an electric chair drop.  Steamboat goes for a splash, but Rude gets his knees up.  Rude hits an atomic drop that looks botched.  Rude goes back to the camel clutch.  Joy.  Steamboat fights out and launches Rude into the turnbuckles, then rams his head into the top turnbuckle.  They do some wrestling, including the bridge up —> backslide spot I love.  Steamboat gets some quick pinning combinations, including reversing an inside cradle by Rude.  Rude hits a clothesline for 2.  Steamboat counters a suplex attempt into one of his own.  Steamboat comes off the top, but Rude pulls the referee in front of him to take the blow.  Rude locks in a Canadian backbreaker.  The referee wakes up and calls for the bell at 17:40.  Rude leaves, thinking he won, but Finkel announces that Steamboat wins by DQ.  Rude comes back to argue with the referee.  I didn’t enjoy this.  The opening match should be exciting, and this… wasn’t.  Insta-commercials.

Mean Gene Okerlund and Jesse Ventura are out for the weight lifting thing.  Dino Bravo comes out along with manager, Frenchy Martin.  He’s going to attempt to set the world bench press record.  They talk.  Bravo bench presses 415 lbs. as a warm up.  He lifts 505 lbs. next.  This is boring.  Bravo lifts 555 lbs.  I still don’t care.  Bravo lifts 595 lbs. after stalling forever.  655.  Please end.  Next is 715, 10 lbs. more than the world record.  Bravo starts to leave, then comes back.  Jesse helps him lift the weight.  This segment was fucking painful.

2/3 Falls Match for the WWF Women’s Tag Team Championship: The Glamour Girls (w/ Jimmy Hart) vs. The Jumping Bomb Angels.  Ah, the two teams whose members I can’t tell apart.  Angels hit the Glamour Girls with a double dropkick.  Kai works over the angel in pink.  Martin tags in and beats her up too.  Pink bridges out of a cover.  The Angel in red tags in and hits a weird suplex for 1.  Pink tags in.  Jesse asks Vince what the Angels’ names are.  Vince replies that he doesn’t speak Japanese.  Leilani Kai tags in.  Red runs wild on her.  The Angels put the Glamour Girls in stereo figure-four leglocks.  The referee makes the illegal ladies leave the ring.  Red works the leg of Kai.  Pink tags in and works the leg too.  Martin tries to save her, but fails.  Red works the leg as Kai struggles to try to make the tag.  She finally gets the tag.  Martin pulls Red nastily off the turnbuckles.  Red runs the ropes, but Kai catches her with a knee from the apron.  Martin hits an alley oop on the Angel in red to win the first fall in 6:11.  Insta-commercials.  Martin continues working over Red.  Pink tags in and runs wild.  I really wish I knew which one was which.  They do a do si do spot that ends with the Glams clotheslining each other.  Red pins Kai(?) with a botched sunset flip to win fall 2 (8:20 shown).  Replay, insta-commercials.  Angels work over one of the Glams.  Martin tags in and red (Itsuki?) hits something on her that I already forget.  Pink tags in and wrestles with… Martin?  Yes, Martin.  Kai tags in and works over Tateno (I think pink is Tateno and red is Itsuki).  Stuff happens.  Sorry.  Itsuki plants Kai with a weird drop for 2.  Martin and Tateno tag in.  Tateno hits a diving knee drop for 2.  Itsuki tags in and hits a cross body for 2.  Itsuki misses a diving senton.  Noriyo Tateno (or Noreno, as Vince calls her) tags in.  Double missile dropkick to Martin (I think).  Tateno gets the pin (15:21 shown).  Sorry for the clusterfuck review and the lousy timing.  The Angels happily celebrate.  I love these girls.

They show a clip of the Hogan/Andre match from WrestleMania III where Andre almost got the 3 count.  Vince and Jesse talk about it.  Clips of the deal with Ted Dibiase trying to buy the WWF Championship from Hulk Hogan.  Vince and Jesse talk about that.  They show Andre attacking Hogan and choking him out on Saturday Night’s Main Event.  More talking.  They show Andre agreeing to win the title for Dibiase.  Insta-commercials.

Mean Gene Okerlund and WWF President Jack Tunney are in the ring for the contract signing for the Hogan/Andre rematch.  Andre the Giant is in the ring, along with Ted Dibiase and Virgil.  Okerlund introduces the WWF Champion, Hulk Hogan.  Tunney lays out the contract.  Andre doesn’t want to sit down.  He finally sits down.  Dibiase bitches at Hogan about not taking the money.  Hogan signs the contract.  Andre takes his sweet time, examining the contract.  Dibiase tells Okerlund off.  Andre finally signs.  Dibiase tells Andre to put his “stamp of approval” on it.  Hogan lunches at Dibiase.  Andre rams Hogan’s face into the table.  Andre leaves.  This went on too long.

Jesse and Vince explain how the Royal Rumble Match works.  I should mention that this Rumble only has 20 participants.

Finkel does the ring announcing for the first 2 guys, who are already in the ring.  He does the usual explanation of the rules.  Oh, they only specify that you have to be thrown over the top rope.  It doesn’t matter where your feet hit or how many feet hit yet.

Royal Rumble Match: #1 is Bret Hart (w/ Jimmy Hart).  #2 is WWF Tag Team Champion Tito Santana.  They lock up.  Bret beats up Tito.  Tito counters Bret and hammers him in kind.  Bret gets back on the advantage and works over Tito some more and tries to get him out.  #3 is Butch Reed.  Reed beats up Santana and tries to eliminate him.  Tito fights back and knocks Reed and Hart’s heads together.  Santana stomps on Reed’s head.  Hart attacks Tito again.  Hart holds Tito for Reed to come off the middle rope with a double axe handle.  #4 is Jim Neidhart.  Poor Tito.  Tito gets triple teamed by the heels.  They all try to get him over the top.  #5 is Jake “The Snake” Roberts, who immediately eliminates Reed, then runs wild on the Hart Foundation.  Tito get his second wind and helps.  They whip the Harts into each other.  Roberts goes for the DDT on Bret, but Neidhart clotheslines him.  Bret piledrives Tito.  #6 is King Harley Race.  Race helps Neidhart beats up Roberts.  The Hart Foundation double team Tito some more.  Roberts decks Bret, then gets cut off by Race.  #7 is Jim Brunzell.  Brunzell and Tito try to eliminate Bret.  It turns into a struggle involving everyone, but heels save Bret from being eliminated.  Everybody fights.  #8 is Sam Houston, who runs wild on Neidhart.  Santana kicks the shit out of Bret’s head.  Houston beats up Race as Roberts and Neidhart square off.  The Hart Foundation throws Santana out.  #9 is Danny Davis.  He brawls with Sam Houston.  Roberts punches Race, who is tied up in the ropes and keeps bouncing back up.  Roberts hits a backdrop suplex on Davis.  Roberts goes for the DDT, but Davis avoids it.  #10 is Boris Zhukov, who attacks Houston.  Everyone knows Russians hate pretty boys.  Everybody fights.  #11 is Don Muraco.  Nikolai Volkoff comes out too.  He thinks it’s his time.  The referees hold him back.  Zhukov gets eliminated.  Volkoff is overjoyed to finally be let in as #12.  Brunzell narrowly avoids getting eliminated.  Race isn’t so lucky.  He’s very unhappy at being eliminated.  Houston saves Roberts from being eliminated by Hart.  #13 is “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan.  Race attacks him in the aisle.  Duggan considers going after him, but marches to the ring and gets in the mix.  #14 is Ron Bass.  Volkoff eliminates Brunzell.  #15 is Brian Blair.  He goes after Hart.  Neidhart cuts him off.  Brunzell tries to eliminate Neidhart, but gets cut off by Bret.  Muraco saves him from being double teamed.  Crowd has been chanting “DDT!” intermittently.  #16 is Hillbilly Jim.  He immediately eliminates Neidhart, then beats up Davis.  Bass almost eliminates Blair.  Hey, he did go over the top rope and hit the apron, so under these rules, shouldn’t he be eliminated?  #17 is Dino Bravo (w/ Frenchy Martin).  Bass eliminates Sam Houston.  #18 is The Ultimate Warrior.  Muraco eliminates Hart, who was in the match for 25 minutes.  #19 is The One Man Gang.  Gang eliminates Blair and Roberts in short order.  The entrances are getting faster.  They must have been running long.  #20 is Junkyard Dog.  Everyone has entered, and the ring is full.  Duggan eliminates Volkoff.  Gang eliminates Hillbilly Jim.  Duggan tackle clotheslines Davis out of the ring.  Bravo and Gang eliminate Warrior.  Bass eliminates JYD.  Muraco eliminates Bass.  Final four are Muraco, Gang, Bravo, and Duggan.  Muraco evades being double teamed by the heels, dropkicks Gang, dropkicks Martin off the apron, then gets Bravo’s boots put to him.  Bravo holds Muraco for Gang to clothesline out of the ring.  Duggan is alone against 2 heels.  Duggan goes on the attack, but gets double teamed.  They try the same trick the did with Muraco, but Duggan ducks and Gang eliminates Bravo.  Duggan makes his comeback against Gang until Gang clobbers him.  Duggan low bridges a charging Gang out of the ring to win it in 33:27.  The Rumble is always fun.

Replays of the contract signing from earlier.

Craig DeGeorge interviews Hulk Hogan.  Hogan talks about Andre, then does his posing routine.

Main event time!

2/3 Falls Match: The Islanders vs. The Young Stallions.  There’s some convoluted storyline involving Matilda going on.  Tama beats on Powers.  Powers leapfrogs Tama, punches him, and slams him.  Tama bails for a moment.  Tama tauntingly offers a handshake.  Powers hits an atomic drop.  He and Roma punch Tama.  Powers takes a front bump into the turnbuckles.  Haku and Roma tag in and go at it.  Haku hits a nice arm drag.  Roma hits a cross body for 2.  Powers tags in and gets a 2 count on Haku after a double elbow smash.  Tag to Tama, who tosses Powers around.  Powers avoids an elbow drop.  The Islanders make quick tags and work over Powers.  Vince makes a kind of racist comment about Tama’s toes, and Jesse calls him on it.  Match goes on.  Roma gets some offense rolling on Tama.  Tama throws Roma out of the ring to eliminate him from the Royal Rum… nevermind.  Powers gets counted out to give the Islanders the first fall at 7:53.  Insta-commercials.

They show the Hogan/Andre shit again instead of going back to the match.

Craig DeGeorge interviews Andre and Dibiase, with Virgil.

The Stallions head back to the ring, with Roma selling the ribs.  Insta-commercials.  Fuck, this is an oddly structured show.

2/3 Falls Match: The Islanders vs. The Young Stallions, CONTINUED!  Roma is forced to start.  Tama kicks his ass.  Roma gets his knees up to counter a splash.  Haku and Powers tag in.  Powers dominates for a bit and gets a couple of near falls on Haku.  Haku gives Powers a chop to the gut and tags in Tama.  Haku quickly tags back in.  Powers inside cradles him for 2.  Haku hits a backbreaker for 2.  Tama tags in and beats up Powers.  Haku tags in and beats up Powers.  Haku hits a gutwrench suplex for 2, then locks Powers in an abdominal stretch.  Powers continues to take the beating.  Roma tags in and tries to fight, but gets hammered by Haku, who is a fucking beast of a man who I wish was currently on my TV every week.  Tama hits a diving splash on Roma, then Haku locks in a half crab for the pin in about 9 minutes.  They never bothered to ring the bell for the second fall.  The match was fine, but the way they structured the show was fucking stupid.

Vince and Jesse talk about stuff.  Mainly, Jesse helping Bravo lift the weight.  Jesse, awesome heel that he is, vehemently denies it.  They talk about the Hogan/Andre shit.  Of course, they have to replay it for the THIRD TIME.

Interesting show.  Some was bad, like the opener and the structure of the main event, and the bench press shit.  They spent too much time going back to the Hogan/Andre shit, too.  The Rumble was fun and I really enjoyed the Jumping Bomb Angel’s title win.  This was actually a TV special that aired on USA, and not a PPV, but I included it in the rotation anyway just because it’s the first Royal Rumble.

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WWF Survivor Series 1987

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Howard Finkel counts down the seconds until the show starts.  I was finally able to find the original PPV broadcast of this show.

Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse Ventura are our hosts, LIVE from Richfield, Ohio on Thanksgiving Day, 1987!

PPV open.

Gorilla and Jesse talk about what’s going on TONIGHT, then explain the rules of the Survivor Series matches.

Craig DeGeorge interviews the Honky Tonk Man, with his team.

Mean Gene Okerlund interviews “Macho Man” Randy Savage’s team.

Elimination Match: WWF Intercontinental Champion The Honky Tonk Man, Harley Race, Hercules, Ron Bass, & Danny Davis (w/ Bobby Heenan & Jimmy Hart) vs. Randy Savage (w/ Miss Elizabeth), Ricky Steamboat, Brutus Beefcake, Jake Roberts, & “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan.  Beefcake and Hercules start.  They get the crowd riled up.  Hercules hammers Beefcake.  Beefcake leapfrogs him and locks in a sleeper.  Hercules tags in Davis.  Beefcake hip tosses Hercules, Davis, and Bass, then slaps Bass and tags in Roberts.  Robert and Savage both have their turns with Davis, then Steamboat tags in and rules him for a minute, then gets caught with a shot by Davis.  Race tags in and beats up Steamboat.  Steamboat hits a diving chop.  They trade blows.  Race throws Steamboat over the top rope, but Steamboat skins the cat back in.  Repeat on the opposite side, then Steamboat throws Race out of the ring.  Race comes back in and hits a belly to belly suplex on Steamboat for 2.  Steamboat tags in Duggan.  Duggan clotheslines Race out of the ring, then beats him up on the outside.  Duggan and Race both get counted out in 4:32.  The rest of the guys separate them.  Bass and Roberts go at it in the ring.  Savage tags in and beats up Bass.  Savage decks Honky, then get clotheslined by Bass.  Honky tags in to get his licks up, but Savage kicks his ass.  Bass tags back in against Savage.  Beefcake tags in and hits Bass with a high knee for the pin in 7:01.  Hercules and Honky take turns working over Beefcake, mainly with long, long hammerlocks.  Beefcake hits an atomic drop on Honky and makes a comeback on him.  Davis knees Beefcake in the back from the apron, which allows Honky to hit the Shake, Rattle, and Roll for the pin in 10:51.  Hercules beats up Savage.  Davis tags in and Savage owns him.  Honky tags in.  Savage nails him with an elbow and tags in Roberts.  The bad guys beat up on Roberts.  Crowd chants “DDT!”  Roberts hulks up on Danny Davis.  Roberts hits the DDT on Davis for the pin in 15:10.  Hercules immediately jumps Roberts.  Roberts plays face in peril for a little while.  Steamboat finally gets the hot tag and runs wild.  Savage tags in and makes good on Steamboat’s handy work, hitting the diving elbow on Hercules for the pin in 21:04.  Savage beats up Honky.  Honky fights back and hammers him.  Steamboat tags in and beats up on Honky, then Roberts has his turn.  The video gets a little fuzzy from the ancient VHS source material.  Savage tags in to beat up Honky some more.  An atomic drop sends Honky out of the ring.  Honky leaves and takes the count out in 23:41.  Savage, Steamboat, and Roberts survive.  It was alright, but boring in some places.

Craig DeGeorge interviews Andre the Giant’s team.

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Elimination Match: WWF Women’s Champion Sensational Sherri, WWF Women’s Tag Team Champions The Glamour Girls (w/ Jimmy Hart), Dawn Marie, & Donna Christianello vs. The Fabulous Moolah, Velvet McIntyre, Rockin’ Robin, & The Jumping Bomb Angels.  For the record, that isn’t the same Dawn Marie that was in ECW/WWE in the late 90s/early 2000s.  Sherri jumps Velvet to start.  Velvet his a cross body for 2.  Tag to Moolah, who snapmares Sherri around.  Tag to Donna Christianello.  Tag to one of the Jumping Bomb Angels.  I have no idea which one is which.  Velvet comes back in and beats up Donna.  Velvet pins Donna with a victory roll in 1:57.  Leilani Kai comes in against Velvet.  Velvet gets the better of her and tags in Robin.  Robin gets backed into the heel corner.  The heels take turns working her over.  Robin pins Dawn Marie in 4:10 with a cross body.  One of the Glamour Girls and one of the Angels go at it.  Awesome stuff from the Itsuki Yamazaki (thank you, Gorilla).  Tateno tags in and hits an awesome arm drag on Kai.  Tateno is awesome against Sherri.  Butterfly suplex gets 2.  Rockin’ Robin tags in and goes at it with Sherri.  The heels take turns working over Robin.  Sherri hits a suplex for the pin at 6:54.  Yamazaki comes back in against Sherri.  Martin tags in and throws her across the ring by her hair.  Velvet hits a cross body on Martin for 2.  Kai tags in and gets catapulted across the ring by Velvet.  Moolah tags in and monkey flips Kai, then further abuses her.  Martin tags in and gets abused as well.  Tateno (I think) tags in again and runs wild for a second, then fails a dropkick and gets beaten up by Leilani Kai.  Sherri tags in and beats her up.  Itsuki and one of the Glamour Girls tags in.  For a second.  Moolah tags in and beats up… I THINK that’s Leilani Kai.  Martin tags in and clotheslines Moolah for the pin in 10:53.  The remaining faces take turns working over Judy Martin.  Velvet locks her in a crab hold, transitions it into something of a half assed Muta Lock, then turns it into a bow & arrow.  Sherri tags in and gets the advantage on Velvet.  She fucks up a gutwrench suplex, then tags in… Kai.  Itsuki tags in and almost gets pinned (they even ring the bell by mistake), but she bridges out.  Velvet and Sherri are back in now.  Velvet gives her a big swing.  Velvet pins Sherri with a victory roll in 14:55.  Martin tags in and attacks Velvet.  Itsuki tags in and is awesome.  She fails to slam Martin.  Tateno tags in and can’t butterfly suplex Martin.  Ah, she gets it on the second try.  Cover gets 2.  Kai tags in and mimmicks intercourse with Tateno.  Velvet and Kai in now.  Velvet gets a 2 count off of another victory roll.  She tries again, but Kai turns it into an electric chair drop for the pin in 11:22.  The Angels stereo slam the Glamour Girls, then Tateno catapults one onto the other.  Kai slams Tateno, then misses a diving splash.  Itsuki tags in and hits a diving cross body on Kai for the pin in 18:37.  Martin, the only woman left on her team, beats up Itsuki.  Tateno tags in.  Itsuki slams Martin.  Tateno hits a diving knee.  The Angels double team Martin.  Itsuki dropkicks Jimmy Hat off the apron.  Tateno hits a diving clothesline on Martin for the pin in 20:16.  The Jumping Bomb Angels survive.  Given the current standards of women’s wrestling in WWE… this was awesome.  WWE needs a Japanase girl tag team NOW.

Craig DeGeorge interviews the heel tag teams, captained by The Hart Foundation.  Jimmy Hart appears, very disheveled.

Slick and The Bolsheviks are in the ring.  Volkoff sings the Soviet National anthem.  Their teammates make their entrances.

Mean Gene interviews the babyface tag teams, captained by Strike Force.

Tag Team Elimination Match: The Hart Foundation (w/ Jimmy Hart), Demolition (w/ Mr. Fuji), The Bolsheviks (w/ Slick), The New Dream Team (w/ Johnny Valiant), & The Islanders (w/ Bobby Heenan) vs. WWF Tag Team Champions Strike Force, The British Bulldogs (w/ Matilda), The Young Stallions, The Rougeau Brothers, & The Killer Bees.  This is literally a tag team elimination match, in that when one member of a tag team is beaten, both are eliminated.  Martel and Volkoff start.  There’s a lot of dudes on the apron.  Martel gets a reverse cradle for 2.  Volkoff over powers him.  Zhukov tags in, misses an elbow, and almost gets pinned off of a cross body.  Santana tags in and covers Zhukov for 2.  Tito hits the flying forearm for the pin 1:45.  The Bolsheviks are gone!  Ax attacks Santana.  Santana avoids an elbow and tags in Jacques Rougeau.  He dropkicks Ax.  Dino Brave tags in and gets dropkicked too.  The babyfaces make several quick tags.  Haku and Dynamite clubber each other, which is awesome for a second.  The Killer Bees work over Haku.  Neidhart tags in.  Paul Roma works Neidhart’s leg.  Neidhart slams him and tax in Smash.  Demolition beats up Roma.  Haku tags in and beats him up too, since it looks so fun.  Tama and Roma trade blows.  Jim Powers tags in and gets beaten up too.  Jacques tags in and runs wild for a second, then gets pinned by Ax at 5:50.  Man, this match moves fast.  The heels work over Powers.  Roma tags in and gets beaten up too.  He fights back, then eats a Demolition boot.  Greg Valentine tags in and hits a shoulder breaker on Roma for 2.  Valentine hits a suplex for 2.  Bravo tags in and hits a gutwrench suplex and a leg drop for 2.  Smash and Blair go at it.  Dynamite comes in and drops Smash with a clothesline for 2.  The heel team beats up Dynamite in their corner.  Demolition gets DQ’d for referee violence in 9:12.  Bret Hart hits a piledriver on Dynamite for 2.  Dynamite avoids Hart in the corner and tags in Powers.  Tama tags in.  Powers kicks his ass, then gets dropped with a clothesline.  Powers avoids a Vader Bomb and tags in Martel.  Martel runs wild on Tama.  Martel locks in the Boston crab in the heel corner.  Stupid.  Neidhart tags in and kicks his ass.  Martel catches him with a boot and tags in Santana.  Tito hits the flying forearm, but Hart breaks the cover with a blow to Santana’s head.  Neidhart pins Santana at 12:06.  Powers misses a dropkick against Neidhart.  The heels work over Powers.  Powers manages to reverse a suplex by Valentine, but Valentine hits a drop toe hold into the heel corner to make sure the punishment continues.  Hart hits a suplex on Powers for 2.  Powers manages to tag in Roma.  He gets worked over too.  Valentine hits a clubbing blow off the top rope for 2.  Powers tags back in.  Hart tags in.  Powers avoids a dropkick and tags in Dynamite.  Dynamite hits a backdrop suplex for 2.  Roma tags in.  Hart avoids an elbow and tags in Haku.  Blair tags in and backdrops Haku.  Haku gets beaten up in the face corner.  Tag to Davey Boy, then a quick tag to Powers.  Neidhart tags in and clubbers Powers.  Davey Boy and Bret tag in and go at it.  Davey Boy press slams Bret for 2.  Haku tags in.  Davey Boy hits the running powerslam for 2.  Dynamite tags in.  Davey Boy hits a suplex, then Dynamite hits a diving headbutt.  You NEVER HEADBUTT A SAMOAN.  Haku hits a thrust kick on Dynamite for the pin in 19:58.  Roma goes after Haku.  Bravo tags in, fails an elbow, and Powers tags in.  He fails a monkey flip and tags an atomic drop.  The heels work over Powers.  Bret ties him to the tree of woe.  Roma and the Bees try to save, but the referee stops them.  Powers gets worked over some more.  Valentine tries the figure-four leglock on Powers, but Powers kicks him away and tags in Roma.  Roma hits a diving sunset slip on Valentine for the pin in 23:39.  The Bees work over Anvil.  Brunzell hits a high knee for 2.  The babyfaces work over Bret Hart.  Hart turns the tide on Roma and tags in Tama.  The Islanders double team Roma.  Roma avoids a leg drop from Haku and tags in Brunzell.  Brunzell runs wild on Haku, who tags in Hart.  Roma tags in and hits a diving fist drop on Bret for 2.  Hart excellently executes Roma.  Tag to Tama, who gouges at Roma’s face.  Haku tags in and the Islanders hit a double headbutt on Roma.  Roma kicks out.  Proof that wrestling is fake!  Nobody could kick out of a double Samoan headbutt!  Heels work over Roma.  Neidhart hits a powerslam for 2.  Brunzell tags in and runs wild on Hart.  One of the Islanders dropkicks Hart onto Brunzell, but Brunzell rolls through for the pin in 30:28.  The Islanders work over Brunzell.  Brunzell manages to sunset flip Haku for 2, then gets beaten up some more.  Brunzell catches Haku with a knee, then tags in Powers.  Powers runs wild on Haku.  Roma tags in and powerslams Haku, but Tama saves.  The Islanders stomp Roma behind the referee’s back.  Blair tags in and gets beaten up too.  Brunzell gets the tag and runs wild on both Islanders.  Dropkick on Tama gets 2, as Haku saves.  Shenanigans ensue.  The Bees put their masks on.  Blair pins Tama with a springboard sunset flip for the pin in 37:15.  The Young Stallions and The Killer Bees survive.  This was really fun.

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Gorilla and Jesse wonder how “The Million Dollar Man” Ted Dibiase spends his Thanksgiving.  We get a video of Dibiase talking in his car, then some examples of him making people do stuff for money.  Man, this stuff got mega heat.  Poor Shawn.  Dibiase is now in his study, with Virgil standing guard.  More examples of Dibiase degrading people.  Dibiase is being served a big meal.  They show the young man who would grow up to be ROB VAN DAM kissing Dibiase’s feet!  Dibiase even paid off a guy to shut down a public pool.  That dick.  Great stuff.

Gorilla and Jesse talk about everything that’s gone down tonight.

Craig DeGeorge is in the arena to interview The Honky Tonk Man and Jimmy Hart.  Honky talks about being unbeatable, etc.

After lots of fucking around, it’s time for the main event.  The heel team make their entrance, then Mean Gene interviews Hulk Hogan’s team.  They talk about burning the building down because they’re hungry.

Elimination Match: Andre the Giant, Rick Rude, King Kong Bundy, Butch Reed, & The One Man Gang (w/ Bobby Heenan & Slick) vs. WWF Champion Hulk Hogan, Bam Bam Bigelow (w/ Sir Oliver Humperdink), Ken Patera, Don Muraco, & Paul Orndorff.  Muraco and Rude start.  They lock up and trade blows.  Orndorff tags in and beats up Rude.  He rams Rude into Hogan’s boot, then tags in Hogan.  Hogan hits the Axe Bomber and a few elbow drops, then tags in Bigelow.  Hogan slams Rude and Bigelow hits a big splash.  Bigelow press slams Rude.  Patera and Reed tag in.  Patera gets a half assed inside cradle for 2.  Muraco tags in and dropkicks Reed, then rams him into Orndorff’s boot.  Orndorff tags in, beats up Reed, cheap shots Bundy, and rams Reed into Hogan’s boot.  Hogan tags in and hits the leg drop on Reed for the pin in 3:08.  Andre and Hogan go face to face.  Hogan had accidentally tagged in Patera when he was celebrating the pin over Reed.  Andre tags Bundy in.  Patera runs wild on Bundy, then tags in Orndorff.  One Man Gang tags in .  Orndorff kicks his ass briefly.  Gang gets the advantage and tags in Rude.  Orndorff slams Rude, then hits an elbow drop for 2.  Muraco tags in and clotheslines Rude.  Gang tags in and beats up Muraco.  Muraco tags out to Patera, who hits a cross body on Gang for 2.  The heels work over Patera.  Gang clotheslines Patera for the pin in 8:48.  Hogan comes in and beats up Gang.  Bigelow tags in.  He and Hogan hit a double big boot on Gang.  Bigelow and Gang knock each other down with shoulder blocks.  Orndorff and Rude tag in and go at it.  Orndorff hits the elbow drop that Steve Austin stole, then backdrops Rude.  Bundy cheap shots Orndorff, allowing Rude to schoolboy him for the pin in 10:26.  The faces take turn having their way with Rude.  Muraco hits a powerslam on Rude for the pin in 11:14.  Muraco avoids a knee drop from Bundy and works over Bundy’s leg.  Gang tags in and beats up Muraco.  Muraco fails at slamming Gang and almost gets pinned.  Andre nails Muraco and Gang pins him with a splash in 12:58.  Bigelow tries a sunset flip on Gang, but gets squashed.  Bundy tags in and turns Bigelow inside out with a clothesline.  Cover gets 2, as Hogan saves.  Andre tags in and swings at Bigelow, but Bigelow ducks and tags in Hogan.  Hogan and Andre go at it.  Hogan knocks Bundy and Gang off the apron.  Bundy trips Hogan and pulls him outside.  Hogan fights with Bundy and Gang outside and gets counted out in 16:01.  Hogan doesn’t want to leave, but the referees make him under threat of DQing Bigelow.  Bigelow is all alone against Andre, Bundy, and Gang.  Bigelow takes the fight to Bundy.  Bigelow avoids the Avalanche and hits a springboard splash for the pin in 18:35.  Gang beats up Bigelow.  Bigelow avoids a diving splash and pins Gang in 20:56.  Andre attacks Bigelow.  Bigelow rolls around to avoid Andre.  Andre lets Bigelow ram himself into the corner, then headbutts him in the back.  Andre hits a butterfly suplex for the pin in 22:12.  Hogan runs back out and hits Andre with the title belt, just because he’s a sore loser.  The match was pretty fun.  Hogan does his posing routine.

Mean Gene interviews the victorious Andre the Giant and Bobby Heenan.

We get a clip show to end the PPV.

Fun show altogether.