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NWA Starrcade 1983: A Flare For The Gold

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This is the beginning of my quest to watch every PPV ever!

I should note that this is the WWE 24/7 version of the show.

Gordon Solie and Bob Caudle are the announcers.

The Assassins (w/ Paul Jones) vs. NWA Mid-Atlantic Heavyweight Champion Rufus R. Jones & Bugsy McGraw.  I believe these Assassins are Jody Hamilton and Hercules Hernandez.  McGraw beats up one of the Assassins, then the other one.  Tag to Jones, who beats up the Assassin while dancing around.  There’s some really shoddy camera work even for 1983.  The Assassin punches Jones in the jaw, but appears to hurt his hand more than Jones’ face.  McGraw tags in.  Tag to the other Assassin.  McGraw gets double teamed for a minute, then beats up the Assassin some more.  Jones tags in.  More of the same.  Tommy “best referee ever” Young is the referee.  The Assassins finally start getting some heat on Jones.  Jones Hulks up and makes the hot tag to McGraw.  McGraw runs wild.  One of the Assassins schoolboys McGraw for the pin in 8:12.  Match was lame.

Solie and Caudle talk, then throw it to Tony Schiavone in the babyface locker room.  Roddy Piper and Ric Flair chat in the background.

Ring announcer Tom Miller introduces the next match.

Johnny Weaver & Scott McGhee vs. Kevin Sullivan & Mark Lewin (w/ Gary Hart).  Sullivan and McGhee start with a nice exchange.  McGhee throws some nice dropkicks.  Lewin tags in, does nothing, and tags back out.  Weaver tags in.  They run the ropes.  Lewin tags in.  Weaver and McGhee work his arm a bit.  The bad guys get heat on McGhee.  McGhee makes the hot tag to Weaver.  Weaver runs wild.  Bulldog headlock to Sullivan gets 2.  Sullivan and Lewin make quick tags and start working over Weaver.  They double team Weaver behind the referee’s back and it actually matters, as Sullivan holds Weaver’s arm as Lewin comes off the top with a blow to Weaver’s arm and gets the pin 6:41.  Odd finish.  Gary Hart comes in.  McGhee dropkicks him.  Hart pulls an object out of his boot.  They bust McGhee open with it.  Angelo Mosca tries to make the save, gets bloodied himself, but eventually runs the heels off.  Fun little match, but was a blow to the arm seriously a legit finish in those days?

Solie and Caudle talk about the dastardly deeds of the heels in the last match.

Barbara Clary interviews some fans, who think Ric Flair will win the main event tonight.

Tony Schiavone is in the champion heels locker room with United States Champion Greg Valentine, World Tag Team Champions The Brisco Brothers, and NWA World Heavyweight Champion Harley Race.  Race says he’s ready for Ric Flair tonight.

Carlos Colon vs. Abdullah the Butcher.  Solie puts over that this match was banned in Puerto Rico.  They lock up, then Abdullah beats up Colon.  Colon fights back, using  a foreign object that was in Abdullah’s tights and biting him.  Colon makes a cover that gets 2.  Abdullah accidentally falls on the referee and kills him.  Colon locks Abdullah in a figure-four leglock.  Hugo Savinovich runs in and whacks Colon with something, allowing Abdullah to get the pin in 4:28.  Fun little brawl that didn’t last longer than it needed to.

Schiavone interviews Angelo Mosca.  He’s supposed to be the referee for the Tag title match tonight.  He cuts a promo on Mark Lewin.  The bloody mess that is Scott McGhee sits next to him.

Barbara Clary interviews more fans, who also think that Flair will win tonight.

Wahoo McDaniel & Mark Youngblood vs. Bob Orton Jr. & Dick Slater.  Miller announces that Dusty Rhodes is in the house.  What that has to do with this match, I don’t know.  Wahoo and Slater lock up.  “Slater would fight a buzz saw and give him the first 2 rounds.” says Solie.  They trade chops.  Wahoo whips Slater into the corner for a Flair flip.  Youngblood tags in and works Slater’s arm.  Slater gets a jackknife hold for 2.  Slater goes over the top rope and wants to win by DQ, but the referee rules that he went over from his own momentum.  Slater with a side Russian leg sweep for 2.  Orton tags in and beats up Youngblood.  Orton with a press slam into a backbreaker.  Youngblood avoids an elbow drop and goes after Orton.  Orton bails.  Youngblood chases him around.  They lock up, run the ropes, Orton hits a backbreaker.  Slater tags in and hits an elbow.  He abuses young Mark Youngblood.  Orton beats up Youngblood on the outside.  Youngblood continues to play face in peril.  Youngblood backdrops Slater out of a piledriver attempt, drops him with a shoulder tackle, and makes the hot tag to Wahoo.  Orton tags in for the heels.  Wahoo runs wild.  My video is skipping a bit.  I hope it’s the source material and not just my DVD being bad.  The heels get some heat on Wahoo.  Orton drops a couple of knees on Wahoo’s face for 2.  Slater comes off the top and accidentally chops Orton due to Wahoo moving.  Youngblood gets the tag and they double team Slater.  Orton knees Wahoo in the back to take him out of the ring.  Orton makes a tag that Youngblood didn’t see.  Slater and Wahoo fight outside.  Orton hits a superplex on Youngblood for the pin in 13:08.  Wahoo saved just a second too late.  They beat up Wahoo after the match and destroy his arm.

Schiavone interviews Ric Flair, Ricky Steamboat, and Jay Youngblood.

Barbara Clary interviews Dusty Rhodes, but there’s serious audio fuck ups going on.

NWA Television Championship vs. Mask Match: Great Kabuki (c) (w/ Gary Hart) vs. Charlie Brown.  Apparently it’s a 60 minute time limit, but the stipulations are only valid for the first 15 minutes.  They brawl.  Brown uses a chair and gets away with it, pulls Kabuki’s balls into the post, then dances around the ring.  Brown locks Kabuki in a sleeper hold.  Kabuki finally escapes and grabs at Brown’s mask.  Brown ducks a chop and locks the sleeper hold in again.  Hart grabs Kabuki’s foot and puts it on the bottom rope.  Kabuki attacks Brown with chops and kicks and clamps on the Claw.  Brown fights back, but gets beat down again.  Kabuki hits… a diving claw, I guess.  Brown suffers in the claw for a while, but finally fights out.  Kabuki does the diving claw again.  Looks like their might have been a clip job there.  Diving chop by Kabuki gets 2.  Kabuki tries to take the mask off.  He hits another chop and a kick.  Brown makes a comeback and hits a remarkably People’s Elbow-like elbow drop for the pin in 10:34 (I guess).  This match sucked.  Hard.

Solie and Caudle talk to some goof, who talks about how Ric Flair is going to win tonight.

Schiavone interviews Orton, Slater, and Race.

Barbara Clary interviews Dusty Rhodes again.  Basically, he wants a shot at the winner.

Copy & Pasted from the Essential Starrcade Collection DVD review:

Non-Title, Dog Collar Match: Roddy Piper vs. NWA United States Heavyweight Champion Greg Valentine.  I should mention that throughout the match, the announcers can’t make up their minds if it’s a title match or not.  It’s not.  Gordon Solie and Bob Caudle are the announcers.  Not much to say here, they just brawl and maim each other with the chain.  They both bleed like crazy.  Piper hooks Valentine’s legs with the chain and pins him at 16:08.  Valentine attacks Piper and chokes him with the chain after the match.  Sorry for the short review, but there’s only so many times in one match I want to type “punch” and “chokes (or whips) with the chain.

Solie and Caudle talk about the barbarity we just saw.

Schiavone interviews Flair again.  Wahoo is sitting there with a bandaged arm.  He speaks a bit too.

Barbara Clary interviews Don Kernodle.

Copy & Pasted from the Essential Starrcade Collection DVD review, slightly edited:

NWA World Tag Team Championship Match: The Brisco Brothers (c) vs. Ricky Steamboat & Jay Youngblood.  Gordon Solie and Bob Caudle are on commentary.  Jack and Steamboat start.  Angelo Mosca is the special referee.  Briscos make a few quick tags.  From a distance, I can’t tell the difference between Steamboat and Youngblood.  I guess I’ll have to watch the hair, as Youngblood has a mullet.  Steamboat and Youngblood make quick tags and work over Jerry.  Jack tags in and goes at it with Steamboat.  Jack (I think) hits a double-underhook suplex (pronounced “suplay” by Solie) and does a neat waistlock into a pinning predicament for a near fall.  Jerry uses a keylock on Steamboat, but Steamboat powers out.  Youngblood tags in and goes at it with Jack.  Jerry comes back in and gets a near fall with a ground Cobra Twist.  Jerry doesn’t like the count and shoves Mosca, who shoves him back, allowing the challengers to get the advantage.  Steamboat drops Youngblood onto Jerry for the pin at about 13 minutes.  The Briscos are poor spots about losing and attack Mosca, Steamboat, and Youngblood after the match.  Jack puts Steamboat in the figure-four and Jerry goes up for a splash onto Steamboat, but Mosca catches him.  Steamboat and Youngblood fight them off.  I thought I was finally going to get the match time off of this, but they took forever to ring the closing bell and I screwed it up.

They put over the production staff.

Caudle talks.

Schiavone is in the babyface locker room where Ric Flair is pacing back and forth, getting ready.  Charlie Brown comes in and has an exciting promo.  Piper comes in and cuts a promo on Greg Valentine.  He wants the U.S. title next.  Next we get an interview with the new Tag Team Champions, Steamboat and Youngblood.

Solie and Caudle talk some more.

Copy & Posted from the Essential Starrcade Collection DVD review, since I never ever need to watch this match again.

Steel Cage Match for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship: Harley Race (c) vs. Ric Flair.  Former World Champion Gene Kiniski is the guest referee for this match, the main event of the first Starrcade.  Solie and Caudle are the announcers.  It takes about 10 minutes for the entrances, introductions, and all that jazz.  They do a headlock sequence.  Kiniski warns Flair about using closed fists, so Flair nails Race with some elbows.  Race backs Flair into the ropes and doesn’t give a clean break.  Kiniski chastises him.  Flair backs Race into the ropes and responds in kind.  Race nails Flair with a high knee, but misses his falling headbutt.  Flair nails a chop and covers, but no count.  Flair puts Race down to the mat with a headlock.  Very old school match.  Flair holds him on the mat for a little while, but Race eventually powers up and hits a suplex.  He misses the headbutt again.  Flair goes for a move, but Race falls on him and gets a count.  I think it was just one.  Race gets Flair into the ropes and beats on him, but Kiniski pulls him away.  Race hits a piledriver and something else for a near fall.  Actually I can’t tell if the fall was near because Kiniski counts so slow and quietly.  Race hits a neckbreaker for what I did see was a near fall.  Wrestling in 1983 was a lot different than it is in 2009.  Race hits a powerslam-type move for another close one.  Flair tries to fire back, but Race headbutts him to the mat and finally hits his falling headbutt.  Race rams Flair into the cage and beats on him some more.  Flair finally fires back with chops and elbows.  He’s BUSTED WIDE OPEN!  Flair backs Race into the corner but gets headbutted again.  Kiniski is a strict referee.  Flair hits a knee drop and a kick to the head, then a piledriver on his own for a near fall.  Flair hits a suplex for another near fall.  Kiniski is such a shitty referee.  Flair rams Race into the cage, then Race grinds Flair’s face into it.  Kiniski pulls Race away again.  Were referees supposed to be IN THE FUCKING WAY in 1983?  Geeze.  Flair locks in the figure-four leglock.  Race reverses and the roll into the ropes, so Flair has to break it.  Race hits his diving headbutt for a two count.  Race hits a suplex for a two count.  Race beats on Flair in the corner, and Kiniski pulls him away by his hair.  Race goes for a suplex, but Flair reverses it into a suplex of his own.  Ref bump.  They should have knocked him out 20 minutes ago.  Flair hits a cross body off the top rope for the win at 23:49.  The ring fills up with people celebrating with Flair.  This match was probably considered good by 1983 standards, but by my standards it was slow and boring, with a referee who really hindered the match.

More Solie and Caudle chatter.

There’s a party in the babyface locker room!  We get Flair’s post-match interview.  Dusty Rhodes congratulates Flair, but he wants the title too.

Solie and Caudle talk again.

Barbara Clay interviews Harley Race.  He says he’s not done with Flair yet.

Schiavone has one last interview with Flair, Steamboat, and Youngblood.

Solie and Caudle close the show.

Man, what a boring show.  Sorry 1983, but this was lame.  Besides Piper/Valentine.  I still enjoy that match.

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