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NWA Great American Bash 1988: The Price for Freedom

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WWE Classics version!  Mean Gene Okerlund does the introduction for WWE Classics.

PPV opening video running down the card for tonight.

We are LIVE from the Baltimore Arena in… Baltimore!  “Man Called Sting” plays.  That has to be dubbed in, but it still rules.

The ring announcer is Gary Michael Cappetta. Tony Schiavone and Jim Ross are the announcers.

NWA World Tag Team Championship Match: Arn Anderson & Tully Blanchard (w/ JJ Dillon) vs. Sting & Nikita Koloff.  Nikita has hair!  All four brawl to start.  Arn and Nikita fight outside.  Sting get an inside cradle on Tully for 2.  Sting takes out Anderson with a dive to the outside.  Back inside, Anderson comes off the top, but Sting catches him with a blow to the gut.  Sting and Nikita work Anderson’s arm.  Anderson finally manages to side step Nikita in the corner, but Nikita drops both Horsemen with the Russian sickle.  Cover on Arn, who gets his foot on the ropes.  Sting tags in.  Anderson locks him in a sleeper hold, but Sting sends him into the turnbuckles.  Sting works Anderson’s arm some more.  Blanchard tags in and gets dominated by Sting, too.  Koloff tags in and beats up Blanchard too.  Lots of arm locks in this match.  Nikita tries to wrestle Blanchard’s shoulders down to get a pin, which is awesome.  Sting tags in and abuses Blanchard some more.  Nikita Mongolian chops Blanchard’s ears, which leads to Sting getting a 2 count.  Koloff tags back in and destroys Blanchard some more.  Man, Blanchard is just getting massacred here, and he’s the heel!  Blanchard finally manages to make the tag to Anderson.  Is it still a hot tag if it’s the heel team?  Koloff dominates Anderson, too.  Blanchard tags in and tries his damnedest to get some offense going, but Nikita clotheslines him out of the ring.  Koloff suplexes Blanchard and covers, but Dillon pulls Nikita out of the ring.  Nikita goes after Dillon, but runs into the post.  Anderson sends Koloff into the post again.  The Horsemen finally manage to get some heat on Koloff.  Nikita hulks up on Anderson, but Anderson DROPS him with a DDT.  Cover, but NIKITA KICKS OUT!  Blanchard tags in and attacks Nikita’s injured shoulder.  Anderson tags in and goes for a Vader Bomb, but Nikita gets his knees up.  Blanchard tags in as Nikita makes the hot tag to Sting.  Sting runs wild on Blanchard and press slams him.  Anderson tags in and Sting plants him with a bulldog headlock.  Blanchard tags in.  Sting hits an atomic drop.  Blanchard tries something similar, but Sting counters and dropkicks him.  Sting knocks the Horsemen’s heads together.  Anderson tags in.  Sting locks him in a sleeper hold.  Blanchard tries a diving sunset flip, but Sting prevents it.  Nikita runs in and drops Anderson.  Sting hits the Stinger Splash on Blanchard and locks in the Scorpion Death Lock.  Nikita runs back and forth, dropping Anderson and Dillon.  The bell rings to signal the time limit expired at 20:07.  Sting and Nikita think they won, but Cappetta announces it’s a draw.  Fucking awesome match.

Ross and Schiavone talk.  They cut back to the ring, where Sting and Nikita beat the shit out of the Horsemen and run them off.  Ross and Schiavone explain the stipulations for the next match.  I think it’s if the Midnight Express lose, they and Cornette will be whipped with a leather strap, and Cornette will be held in a cage above the ring.

NWA United States Tag Team Championship Match: The Fantastics (c) vs. The Midnight Express (w/ Jim Cornette).  They make Cornette put on a straight jacket and put him in the cage that will be hanging over the ring.  Cornette trying to bribe the referee is awesome.  The bell finally rings, and we’re off!  Eaton and Fulton lock up.  Fulton gets a 1 count off of a sunset flip.  Fulton with a nice couple of head scissors takeovers.  Lane tags in.  Fulton does a wonky arm drag.  Lane lands some kicks that send Fulton out of the ring.  Outside, Fulton reverses Lane into the post, then hits a baseball slide dropkick.  Rogers tags  in and locks up with Lane.  Eaton tags in and goes with Rogers.  Rogers gets a reverse cradle for 2, the a cross body for 1.  Fulton tags in and the Fantastics hit a double backdrop on Eaton and a double hip toss on Lane.  The Fantastics send the MX out of the ring, then strut.  Fantastics work over Lane.  Eaton tags in and bulldogs Rogers as Rogers had a reverse cradle on Lane.  Cover gets 2 for Eaton.  MX gets heat on Rogers.  Rogers rallies and gets a sunset flip on Lane for 2.  Eaton tags in and cuts Rogers off.  Eaton hits the diving leg drop, then tags in Lane.  Lane covers, but Fulton saves.  Eaton tags in.  MX goes for the Rocket Launcher, but Rogers catches Eaton with his knees.  Fulton gets the hot tag and runs wild.  Lane trips Fulton from the outside, then slams him to the floor.  Rogers and Eaton crash into referee Tommy Young.  Lane tries to hit Rogers with a chain.  Rogers and Lane fight outside.  Eaton punches Fulton with the chain for the pin in 16:22.  MX regain the titles, and don’t have to get whipped.  Pretty good match, but it pales in comparison to the opener.  The Fantastics complain about the chain, but Young finds it in Fulton’s tights, where Lane put it.  The Fantastics grab Cornette and whip him with Tommy Young’s belt.

Cornette complains to Bob Caudle, then runs away from the Fantastics.

They lower the 3 tiered cage for the Tower of Doom Match.  Gary Michael Cappetta tries to explain this convoluted match.  2 teams of 5 guys.  Every 2 minutes, a door will open, letting someone enter the Tower from the top.  The goal is to work your way to the bottom, where Precious is “the keeper of the keys.”  The full team to exit will be the winners.

Tower of Doom Match: The Varsity Club of Kevin Sullivan & Mike Rotunda, Ivan Koloff, Al Perez, & The Russian Assassin (w/ Gary Hart & Paul Jones) vs. Ron Garvin, Jimmy Garvin, “Dr. Death” Steve Williams, & The Road Warriors (w/ Paul Ellering).  It takes a while for them to get all of this shit set up.  Ron Garvin and Ivan Koloff go up first and fight.  Rotunda and Williams climb to the top and wait for their turn to enter.  This is stupid.  Williams and Rotunda get in as Garvin gets through the open trap door.  Koloff and Rotunda beat up Williams while Garvin waits on the second level.  Perez and Animal enter.  Garvin makes it to the bottom.  Williams and Koloff make it to the second level.  Garvin exits the cage, which is a good thing, because that means they’re winning.  Koloff and Williams right in the middle cage while Animal fights Rotunda and Perez on top.  Hawk and The Russian Assassin enter.  Perez and Animal make it to cage 2.  Everybody brawls awkwardly in their respective cages.  Williams slams Koloff on the chain link fence that is the foor of cage 2.  That couldn’t have been pleasant.  Sullivan and Jimmy Garvin enter.  Hawk and Assassin make it to cage 2.  Animal and Perez make it to the bottom and brawl.  Animal escapes the cage, followed by Perez.  The doors open and Rotunda makes it to cage 2.  Koloff, Assassin, and Hawk make it to the bottom.  Hawk avoids a double team and clotheslines them both.  Garvin and Sullivan fight on the top.  Williams and Rotunda fight in cage 2.  Hawk escapes the cage.  Of course, that leaves nobody to prevent Koloff and Assassin from escaping too.  Williams makes it to the bottom and escapes.  Rotunda and Sillvan beat up Garvin in the second cage.  Rotunda makes it to the bottom cage and escapes.  Sullivan and Garvin struggle, but neither make it out.  They guys who have made it out brawl at ringside.  Garvin puts a spinning toe hold on Sullivan.  The trap door opens again and they make it to the bottom cage.  Sullivan goes after Precious.  Garvin kicks Sullivan’s ass.  Garvin hits a brainbuster on Sullivan.  Precious unlocks the door.  Sullivan knocks Garvin out through the door, giving Garvin’s team the win at 19:09.  Sullivan locks himself in the cage with Precious.  She tries to fight him off as the other guys try to make it back in.  Garvin and Hawk climb to the top and work their way back to the bottom as Sullivan chokes Precious with something.  Hawk kicks Sullivan’s ass as Garvin helps Precious out of the cage.  Rick Steiner was somehow involved with this mess at the end.  This was long, boring, and stupid.

They have to kill time, so they show replays of the stupid shit at the end as Ross and Schiavone talk.

Bob Caudle talks about the abortion we just suffered through.

NWA United States Heavyweight Championship Match: Barry Windham (c) (w/ JJ Dillon) vs. “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes.  They lock up.  Rhodes hits a shoulder tackle and Windham bails.  They run the ropes.  Rhodes drops down and gets elbowed in the back of the head.  Rhodes press slams Windham and hits a DDT.  Rhodes hits a diving cross body for 2.  Windham bails again.  Windham finally gets back in the ring and gets beaten up by Dusty some more.  Dillon tries to come in, gets decked, and gets tangled up in the ropes.  Windham bails again to check on Dillon.  Windham beats up Dusty on the outside.  He tries a piledriver on the concrete floor, but Rhodes backdrops him, then nails him with a clothesline.  Rhodes chases Dillon around the ring, then goes back inside.  Windham beats up Rhodes and tries to slingshot him inside from the apron, but Rhodes slingshots Windham out of the ring to the concrete floor.  Rhodes slams Windham on the floor.  Rhodes jaw jacks with Dillon, which lets Windham cheap shot Rhodes and gets the advantage.  Windham applies the Claw with his gloved hand.  They work the Claw hold for a while.  A long while.  Dusty finally elbows his way out and goes for the figure-four, but Windham… locks the Claw on again.  Dusty escapes, bumping the ref in the process.  Windham goes up top.  Rhodes throws him off and hits an elbow drop… but there’s no referee.  Dillon sneaks up on the apron.  Ron Garvin comes in and nails Dusty.  Dillon throws the referee back in.  Windham locks the Claw on again and pins Rhodes in 15:57.  Good match.  Steve Williams comes out to check on Dusty.

Ross and Schiavone talk.

They show Dillon, Garvin, and Gary Hart backstage.  Dillon gives Garvin a suitcase full of money.

NWA World Heavyweight Championship Match: “Nature Boy” Ric Flair (c) (w/ JJ Dillon) vs. “The Total Package” Lex Luger.  They lock up.  Luger over powers Flair.  They lock up again and Luger grabs a headlock.  Man, Flair’s selling is out of this world, even with a move as basic as a headlock.  Luger hits a hip toss and a dropkick.  Flair bails.  Back inside, they lock up again.  Luger press slams Flair.  Flair bails and flops over the guardrail.  Awesome.  Flair shoves Tommy Young.  Young shoves Flair back and runs away.  Heh.  Back inside, Luger wants a test of strength.  Luger wrings Flair’s arm, then press slams him again.  Luger bear hugs Flair.  He lets Flair go.  Flair tries to bail.  Luger suplexes Flair back in the ring for 2.  They fight on the outside.  Back inside, Flair starts working Luger over.  A knee drop gets 2, but Luger powers out.  Luger hits a big clothesline for 2.  Luger hits a hip toss and goes for the dropkick, but misses.  Flair flops into the mat.  Luger goes for a sunset flip.  Flair fights it, but Luger gets him over for 2.  Flair works Luger’s leg.  Flair locks in the figure-four leglock.  Luger reverses it.  Flair escapes and attacks the leg some more.  Luger avoids a blow and clotheslines Flair out of the ring, which somehow isn’t a DQ.  “Because of the momentum,” Ross says.  That rule is retarded anyway, but at least be consistent with it.  Flair chops Luger.  Luger hulks up and press slams Flair again, but hurts his injured knee in the process.  He stupidly tries a knee drop, which Flair avoids.  Flair goes up top and politely waits for Luger to come throw him off.  Luger punches Flair in the corner.  Flair hits an inverted atomic drop.  Luger no sells it and kills Flair with a lariat.  Cover, but Flair gets his leg on the bottom rope.  Luger punches Flair in the corner again, then whips Flair to the opposite corner.  Flair flips out of the ring.  Luger throws him back in.  Flair tries to hip toss Luger, but fails.  Luger gets a backslide for 2.  Flair charges Luger, who bear hugs him.  They get tangled up, then tumble out of the ring together.  Flair has injured his leg.  Flair rams Luger into the post, then tries to uses a chair, but Young won’t let him.  Dillon rams Luger’s head into the post.  Flair pulls Luger back into the ring.  Luger is BUSTED WIDE OPEN!  Flair beats up Luger.  Luger fights back.  Flair chops the shit out of him to no effect.  Luger hits a powerslam.  Luger locks Flair in the Torture Rack.  The referee calls for the bell in 23:13.  Huge pop, as everyone thinks Luger just won the title.  Some other babyfaces come out to celebrate.  Cappetta announces that Flair wins by blood stoppage on orders of the Maryland State Athletic Commission.  Luger is pissed.  Great match here.

Ross and Schiavone talk about Luger getting screwed by the state of Maryland as the credits play.

If you just take out the middle part with that retarded cage match, this show fucking rules.

NWA Bunkhouse Stampede 1988

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Jim Ross and Bob Caudle are the announcers.  Tony Schiavone is the ring announcer.

NWA World Television Championship Match: Nikita Koloff (c) vs. NWA United States Tag Team Champion Bobby Eaton (w/ Jim Cornette).  Nothing at all happens for over a minute, besides Eaton and Cornette hugging.  They finally lock up, then Eaton goes to consult with Cornette.  They lock up again.  Eaton gets Nikita in the corner and gives a clean break.  Nikita does a hammer lock, but Eaton gets the ropes.  Eaton throws some punches.  Nikita kicks his ass.  Nikita wins a test of strength.  Eaton complains about hair pulling.  They do some amateur style wrestling, then Eaton elbows Nikita in the face.  Eaton kicks Nikita out of the ring.  They brawl outside.  Back inside, Eaton grounds Nikita with a side headlock.  Through out the match, we get the joy of listening to Cornette yell obnoxiously at ringside.  They get to their feet and Nikita slams Eaton.  Eaton consults with Cornette, who then yells at the referee.  Eaton goes back to the side headlock.  Nikita rolls it into a pinning predicament for 1.  Eaton sends Nikita out of the ring again.  They brawl outside some more. Nikita sends Eaton into the post, then hip tosses him on the floor.  Eaton rakes Nikita’s face.  Back inside, Eaton covers for a 2 count.  A little later, Eaton hits a missile dropkick for 2.  They do some mat work for a while.  Nikita nails Eaton with the Russian Sickle, knocking Eaton into the ropes.  Eaton gets Nikita in an ARMBAR!  Eaton keeps working the arm.  Nikita starts fighting back.  Nikita hits the Russian Sickle just as the 20:00 time limit expires at 20:01.  Nikita gets hold of Cornette’s tennis racket, but Eaton grabs it from him.  Stan Lane runs down and helps Eaton beat down Nikita.  The match was fine.

Ross and Caudle talk.

NWA Western States Heritage Championship Match: Barry Windham (c) vs. Larry Zbyszko (w/ Baby Doll).  Baby Doll gets in Windham’s face.  Nothing else happens for the first couple of minutes.  They finally lock up.  Windham hits an arm drag.  Baby Doll yells advice.  They do some more stuff.  Windham hip tosses Zbyszko again.  Zbyszko bails.  Back inside, Zbyszko takes Windham down and punishes his leg.  Windham escapes and Zbyszko complains about hair pulling.  Zbyszko applies a hammer lock.  Windham fireman carries his way out of it.  Windham hits an inverted atomic drop and Zbyszko bails again.  Zbyszko applies a convoluted leg lock to Windham’s injured knee.  Windham reveres it into a Kobashi-style rolling cradle, but Zbyszko turns it back over.  Windham escapes.  They shove each other.  Zbyszko gets Windham in another leg hold.  Windham escapes again, but he’s hobbling.  Windham hits a powerslam for 2.  Windham slams Larry, then goes a diving elbow drop, but Larry avoids it.  Zbyszko goes back to working the knee.  Windham turns a side headlock into a backdrop suplex.  Larry goes back to his original strategy of working the knee.  Windham rallies and drops Larry with a dropkick, then hits a suplex for 2.  Windham hits a gutwrench suplex for 2.  Windham clamps on a sleeper hold.  They fight outside.  Zbyszko gets beat up, then manages to send Windham into the post.  Windham pulls Larry’s balls into the ring post.  Zbyszko ducks Windham, who spills out of the ring.  Back inside, Zbyszko punches Windham to block a sunset flip attempt and covers for 2.  Larry goes for a neckbreaker, but Windham turns it into a backslide for 2.  Larry goes for a piledriver, but Windham backdrops him.  Zbyszko covers for 2 off of taking a move.  Odd.  They collide and both go down.  Windham avoids a knee in the corner and hammers Zbyszko.  Windham whips Larry into the referee, then covers for a phantom 3 count.  Zbyszko hits Windham with Baby Doll’s high heel shoe and covers for the pin in 19:17.  Larry wins the title!  It was pretty good, I guess.

Ross and Caudle talk.

NWA World Heavyweight Championship Match: Ric Flair (c) (w/ JJ Dillon) vs. Road Warrior Hawk (w/ Paul Ellering).  Hawk over powers Flair to start.  Flair nails Hawk, who doesn’t flinch.  They lock up again.  Flair tries to shoulder block Hawk, fails, and gets press slammed.  Flair bails.  Dillon calls for a time out.  Heh.  Hawk press slams Flair again.  Hawk stomps a mud hole into Flair in the corner.  Hawk continues to dominate.  Flair chops Hawk, realizes it isn’t working, and begs off.  Hawk drops him with a big shoulder block.  Flair bails and Hawk follows him outside to kick his ass.  Flair back pedals.  Hawk throws the wooden steps at him.  Back inside, Hawk puts Flair in a nerve hold.  Flair hits him in the balls.  Flair finally manages to get going.  Flair hits a knee drop for 2, when Hawk throws him off.  Flair throws Hawk out of the ring.  Flair sends Hawk into the barricade repeatedly.  Flair hits another knee drop for 2 back in the ring.  Hawk misses a knee drop and injures his knee.  Flair attacks the leg.  Ellering and Dillon bicker at ringside.  Hawk and Flair trade chops.  Flair hits a backdrop suplex, then wraps Hawk’s knee around the post.  Flair locks Hawk in the figure-four leglock, using the ropes to cause more pain.  How exactly does grabbing the ropes cause the guy more pain?  Hawk turns the figure-four over.  Flair gets a rope break while he screams in pain.  Man, Flair is out of this world awesome.  Flair goes up top and gets thrown off.  Hawk chops Flair.  Hawk comes out of the corner and clotheslines Flair and the referee.  Flair is fine, but the referee is killed dead.  Hawk clotheslines Flair over the top rope.  Flair pulls Hawk out of the ring.  Hawk rams Flair’s head into the post.  Flair is BUSTED WIDE OPEN!  Back in the ring, Hawk hits a powerslam on Flair.  Hawk does some kind of pose and Flair begs off.  Hawk hammers Flair.  Hawk drops Flair with a clothesline.  Flair scrapes Hawk’s eyes and goes up top.  Hawk superplexes him and covers.  Dillion comes in and hits Hawk with a chair.  Hawk no sells it.  Dillon begs off.  Hawk grabs him.  Flair hits Hawk with the chair.  The referee comes back in and counts 2, but Hawk throws Flair on top of the referee.  Flair suplexes Hawk.  Hawk no sells it.  Flair begs off.  Hawk hammers Flair in the corner.  Flair flops face first to the mat.  Hawk hits a fist drop.  Flair hits Hawk with the chair to cause the DQ in 21:41.  Hawk sends Flair into the corner.  Flair bails.  Really good match here, I thought.  They show highlights.

Ross and Caudle talk as the crew puts up the cage for the main event.  They play credits.  The Bunkhouse Stampede match is a Steel Cage Battle Royal, more or less.  They show footage of the Zbyszko/Windham match from earlier.

Bunkhouse Stampede – Final: NWA United States Heavyweight Champion Dusty Rhodes vs. NWA World Tag Team Champion Tully Blanchard (w/ JJ Dillon) vs. Ivan Koloff (w/ Paul Jones) vs. The Warlord vs. NWA World Tag Team Champion Arn Anderson vs. Lex Luger vs. The Barbarian vs. Road Warrior Animal (w/ Paul Ellering).  Everybody brawls.  Anderson chokes Koloff, then saves Blanchard from being eliminated by Rhodes.  Luger hammers the Barbarian.  Rhodes rakes Koloff’s face into the cage.  Arn and Tully double team Luger.  Luger fights back and prevents himself from being eliminated.  Rhodes and Koloff fight on the top rope.  Barbarian attacks Dusty.  Koloff is bleeding.  Dusty sends him into the cage.  Animal and Blanchard fight on the top rope.  Dusty tries to eliminate Anderson, but Koloff chokes Dusty from behind with a rope.  More brawling.  Dusty launches Tully into the cage.  Luger hits an atomic drop on Koloff and Koloff attacks the cage with his face again.  Dusty grinds Anderson’s head into the cage.  Anderson is bleeding too.  The Powers of Pain hammer Animal.  Barbarian bites Animal’s bloody forehead.  Luger randomly runs wild.  Rhodes whips all of the heels with Tully’s belt.  10 minutes in and no eliminations have occurred.  Rhodes whips Koloff with the belt some more and otherwise abuses him.  The Powers of Pain hammer on Animal some more.  Luger hits Tully with Arn Anderson’s boot.  The Powers of Pain beat on Luger.  Animal tries to power Arn over the top of the cage.  Barbarian tries to stop him, but gets dropped.  Tully tries to pull Koloff throw the cage door with a belt.  Anderson escapes his predicament, as does Koloff.  Animal sends Koloff over the top of the cage and punches him down for our first elimination.  Animal press slams Tully onto Arn.  Animal eliminates the Warlord, but The Barbarian hits Animal drop behind to send him out too.  Luger and Rhodes beat up the Horsemen.  Luger puts Blanchard in the Torture Rack.  The Horsemen try to eliminate Luger, but he fights them off.  Barbarian hammers Dusty.  Arn, Luger, and Tully all eliminate each other in one mess of an elimination.  Jones hands Barbarian an object to hit Dusty with.  Barbarian hits a diving headbutt.  Barbarian tries to eliminate Dusty.  Dusty fires some Bionic elbows at him.  They fight on the top rope again.  Barbarian tries to send Dusty over the top of the cage.  Rhodes responds in kind.  Rhodes gets Barbarian on the top of the cage and lands a couple of Bionic elbows to send Barbarian to the floor in 26:19.  This was… well, interesting.  Rhodes wins a big cowboy boot shaped trophy and $500,000.

Ross and Caudle talk.  Now suddenly, the audio and video are horrible out of sync.

Highlight video closes the show.

While the main event was pretty stupid, the other 3 matches were pretty solid, even if they weren’t mind blowing by any means.

NWA Starrcade 1986: Night of the Skywalkers

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Not even a warm up, as this goes straight to the first match.

Jimmy Garvin (w/ Precious) vs. Brad Armstrong.  Tony Schiavone does ring announcing.  He and some other guy I’ll hopefully figure out later on commentary.  Garvin and Armstrong lock up aggressively.  The referee’s name is either Scrappy or Slappy.  They don’t do anything of note.  They trade hammerlocks and wrestle a bit.  The referee’s name is Scrappy McAllen.  That’s hilarious.  Garvin milks a hold for a while.  Armstrong fights out and locks in an ARMBAR!  Garvin counters and locks in a head scissors.  They go back and forth.  Armstrong ends up back in the head scissors.  Armstrong eventually fights out and locks in a side headlock.  Garvin rolls into a pinning predicament and gets the pin, I think, but the referee caught him holding Armstrong’s trunks, so the match continues.  Garvin finally escapes the headlock with a backdrop suplex.  Eventual cover gets 2.  Garvin throws Armstrong out of the ring.  Precious yells at Armstrong.  Garvin kicks Armstrong in the head from in the ring.  Repeat.  Armstrong makes it back in and Garvin hit shots him into the ropes for 2.  Second cover gets 2.  Garvin hits a backbreaker for 2.  Garvin picks Armstrong up, but Armstrong lands on top for 2.  Armstrong charges Garvin in the corner and gets kneed in the face for 2.  Another cover gets 2.  Garvin uses a chin lock.  Armstrong escapes.  Garvin gets an inside cradle for 2.  Armstrong reverses it for 2.  Garvin slams Armstrong and goes up top, but misses a diving splash.  It’s a 15:00 draw at 15:08.  They keep fighting, but Armstrong eventually runs Garvin off.  Very meh match, way too long and uninteresting.

I already tell this is going to be an ordeal because that match was lame, and because my video isn’t the best quality and the audio is a little out of sync, which annoys me to no end.

Tom Miller is the ring announcer now.

The Barbarian & Shaska Whatley vs. Baron Von Raschke & Hector Guerrero.  This has to be another 2 location show, as Bob Caudle and Johnny Weaver are on commentary now.  All four brawl to start.  Hector and Whatley have a fine exchange.  Barbarian tags in and goes at it with Guerrero.  Hector avoids a clothesline.  Raschke holds Barbarian for Hector to hit a dive.  Hector and Whatley brawl outside.  Barbarian sends Hector into the barricade.  The heels work over Hector.  He does a great face in peril.  Hector spits in Whatley’s face and makes the hot tag.  Baron Von Raschke runs wild!  Claw hold to Whatley.  Barbarian saves.  Hector comes in and cleans his clock.  Baron avoids Whatley in the corner and drops an elbow for the pin in 6:29.  Decent stuff.  The heels beat down Rascke after the match until Hector makes it back in for the save.

No DQ Match for the NWA United States Tag Team Championship: Ivan Koloff & Krusher Khruschev (c) vs. The Kansas Jayhawks.  Koloff and Mantel start.  It’s… oddly kind of awesome.  Jayhawks make quick tags and work over Koloff in the early going.  Scrappy McAllen is the referee again!  Wooo!  Krusher tags in and beats up Mantel.  Dutch fights back and challenges Koloff to come in the ring while Jaggers chokes Koloff.  The Jayhawks take turns working over Krusher.  Ivan tags in and gets beat up some more.  Dutch gets the first near fall of the match on Ivan.  The Russians start to get heat on Dutch, beginning with Krusher beating him up on the outside.  Dutch plays face in peril.  Geeze ref, it’s no DQ, stop getting in the way of Jaggers trying to come in.  Dutch clotheslines the Russians and tags in Jaggers, who runs wild.  Clothesline on Koloff, but Krusher saves.  Ivan and Dutch brawl outside.  Ivan tries to come off the top with the chain onto Jaggers, but Dutch makes the save with a bull whip.  Dutch and Krusher brawl outside.  Krusher hits Jaggers with the chain, allowing Ivan to get the pin in 7:52.  This was fine.

Indian Strap Match: Rick Rude (w/ Paul Jones & Paul Jones’ bitchin’ mustache) vs. Wahoo McDaniel.  After some pre-match shenanigans, the match starts.  Wahoo whips Rude.  Repeat.  Rude hits some forearms.  Wahoo whips him, then hammers him down.  Usual strap match shit.  Rude beats up Wahoo.  Rude slams Wahoo, touches 2 corners, then gets cut off.  Wahoo beats up Rude.  Wahoo touches 3 corners, then gets cut off by Rude.  Rude stupidly goes up top and Wahoo yanks him off with the strap.  Wahoo touches 3 corners.  Jones tries to interfere and gets chopped.  Rude pushes Wahoo into the 4th corner for the win in about 8 minutes.  By the time the bell rings it’s an official 9:08.  Rude and Jones attack Wahoo, but Hector Guerrero and Baron Von Raschke make the save.  Next!

NWA Central States Heavyweight Championship Match: Sam Houston (c) vs. Bill Dundee.  Tony finally names his co-commentator, Rick Stewart.  Houston and Dundee go at it with some aggressive wrestling to start.  Houston does the side headlock rolled into a pinning predicament spot that I always mark out for.  Houston with a nice head scissors takedown.  Dundee takes Houston down  and works his arm a bit.  Houston fights back.  Really good simple wrestling here.  Houston goes for his bulldog headlock, fails, reverse cradle for 2.  Houston gets taken to the outside and Dundee beats on him.  Houston comes back with an atomic drop that catapults Dundee over the barricade.  Houston slingshots Dundee back into the ring and covers for 2.  Dundee kicks Houston in the face and hits a diving splash (or a diving punch?) for 2.  Dundee with a rear chin lock.  Dundee punches Houston a few times, then struts, the covers for 2.  Dundee locks Houston in a crab hold.  Houston powers out.  They roll into the ropes.  Dundee chokes Houston in the ropes.  Dundee throws Houston out of the ring.  Dundee with a front facelock on the mat.  Houston fights out and makes a fiery comeback.  Houston slams Dundee, then fails a knee drop.  Dundee attacks the knee viciously.  Houston’s boot comes off somehow and Dundee whacks him with it for the DQ in 10:22.  This was pretty good.

Hair vs. Hair Match: Paul Jones (w/ Manny Fernandez) vs. Jimmy Valiant (w/ Big Mama).  It’s Jones’ hair vs. Mama’s hair.  Also, it’s a different Big Mama than the one last year.  Also, Manny will be suspended above the ring in a cage.  The referee can’t get Manny to go into the cage.  More babyfaces come out to try to make him.  Manny fights off Nelson Royal, Tim Horner, and Baron Von Raschke, then Wahoo comes out and decks him, forcing him into the cage.  Jones tries to hold into the cage as it is raised.  The match finally start.  Valiant beats up Jones.  Kids, this is what wrestlers looked like before the emphasis was placed on having good bodies.  Jones takes a foreign object out of his tights and decks Valiant, but stupidly doesn’t cover.  Valiant is BUSTED WIDE OPEN!  Eventual cover gets 2.  Jones drops Valiant and covers again, but Valiant gets his foot on the bottom rope.  Jones goes to stomp it and hurts his leg.  Jones hits him with the object again for 2.  Jones goes for the Indian Death Lock, but gets countered.  Valiant makes his comeback and locks Jones in the sleeper hold.  Valiant gets hold on Jones’ object and hits him with it, then gets the pin in 4:28 (official.  Fuck they take forever to ring the closing bell.).  Valiant shaves Jones’ head.  Manny Fernandez is released from the cage and attacks Valiant.  Rick Rude comes out to join the beatdown.  They hit a swank elevated DDT that some tag team should adopt as a finish on Valiant and onto a steel chair.  Raschke and Wahoo come out to check on Valiant.  Too little, too late, guys.

Louisville Street Fight: Ron Garvin vs. Big Bubba Rogers (w/ Jim Cornette).  Tommy Young is the referee!  Garvin punches Bubba to no effect.  He punches him some more and finally drops him.  Bubba rolls out of the ring to hear some advince from Cornette.  Garvin punches Bubba some more.  For some reason everytime I go to type “Garvin” I accidentally type “Garven” first.  That makes absolutely no sense.  Anyway, Garin beats up Bubba some more.  Bubba finally manages to get some offense going.  Garvin pulls a good length rope out of his boots, chokes Bubba, tries to hog tie him, beats him, ties him to the top rope and bites him.  Bubba fights back, but he looks winded.  Bear hug by Bubba.  Garvin headbutts his way free.  Bubba bear hugs him again.  Garvin headbutts his way free again.  Garvin throws some punches and knocks Bubba out of the ring.  Bubba comes back in and Garvin punches on him some more.  Bubba falls out of the ring again.  Garvin follows him out and they brawl.  Back inside, Bubba goes up top!  Garvin throws him off Flair-style and covers, but Bubba throws Garvin on top of the referee.  Garvin hits a DANGEROUS looking piledriver.  Cornette whacks Garvin with the tennis racket.  The referee counts them both down for the double KO… but there MUST be a winner!  So, the first man to his feet will be the winner.  Cornette comes in to try to help Bubba up.  Young shoves him out of the ring.  Bubba grabs the referee as Garvin gets up.  Cornette hits Garvin with the tennis racket again and drops him.  Bubba gets to his feet for the win in 11:52.  This was fun in some parts.

First Blood Match for the NWA World Television Championship: Dusty Rhodes (c) vs. Tully Blanchard (w/ JJ Dillon).  No opening bell that I heard.  Also, Dillon goes from behind fine to randomly having his head covered in blood at ringside.  What’s up with that?  They both try to protect themselves from getting punched in the face.  Blanchard backs off every time Dusty cocks his elbow.  They go a little bit.  Dusty poises to punch Blanchard in the face and Blanchard bails.  Dusty headbutts Blanchard in the face.  Hey, Earl Hebner is the referee!  Anyway, they brawl a bit.  Dusty works Tully’s leg, which strikes me as a stupid strategy in a first blood match.  Blanchard rips at Dusty’s forehead.  Dusty stomps Blanchard’s face.  Dusty accidentally elbows the referee.  Hebner gets up and Dusty suplexes Blanchard on top of him.  Dusty throws Dillon’s shoe (which I guess Dillon threw to Tully) away and hits some bionic elbows.  Blanchard is bleeding, but the referee is still down.  Dillon wipes off Blanchard’s forehead and rubs Vaseline on it.  Blanchard hits Dusty with a roll of coins.  The referee wakes up to see Rhodes bleeding and awards the match to Blanchard in about 8 minutes.  Still more meh on this show.

Copy & Pasted from the Starrcade: The Essential Collection DVD review, slightly edited:

Scaffold Match: The Road Warriors (w/ Paul Ellering) vs. The Midnight Express (w/ Jim Cornette & Big Bubba Rogers).  The Road Warriors wait at the top during the ring intros.  Loverboy Dennis Condrey teases climbing up, but chickens out.  MX finally does come up.  The bell rings and the Road Warriors kick ass.  Condrey throws powder in Hawk’s eyes.  Eaton does the same to Animal.  They fight on top of the scaffold.  That sentence will cover the rest of the match until someone takes a stupid, unnecessary bump.  Condrey falls, then Eaton, to give the Road Warriors the win at 7:08.  Ellering takes Cornette’s tennis racket.  Cornette climbs the scaffold to escape and runs right into Animal.  Cornette falls and blows out his knees.

Steel Cage Match for the NWA World Tag Team Championship: The Rock & Roll Express (c) vs. Ole & Arn Anderson.  Ole and Gibson lock up.  Gibson ducks a blow and throws some punches.  Arn tags in.  All 4 brawl for a minute.  The referee sends Gibson out and the Andersons beat up Gibson a bit.  Gibson fires back in Arn.  Ole tags in and brawls with Gibson.  Morton tags in and beats up Ole.  Arn tags back in and goes at it with Morton.  Gibson tags in and gets beat up by the Andersons.  Gibson avoids a figure-four by kicking Arn face first into the cage.  Ole tags in and stomps on Gibson as he tries to make it to his corner.  Gibson gets beat up, then makes the tag to Morton, who runs wild for about a second until Ole rams into the cage a couple of times.  Morton gets his ass stomped by the Andersons for a while.  Morton is BUSTED WIDE OPEN!  The complete destruction of Ricky Morton continues for several minutes.  Arn hits the spinebuster on Morton for the sure pin, but Gibson saves!  Ole tags in and Arn holds Morton for Ole to come off the top with a knee to the arm.  Ole has been working the shit out of that arm, and goes back to it now.  Man, Ricky got SO close to make the tag that time, but Ole cut him off at the last possible second.  Morton fires some punches at Ole, then gets him in an inside cradle, but Arm saves.  Robert comes in and goes after Arn.  Ole picks up Morton for a slam, but Gibson dropkicks him and Morton gets the pin in Ole in 19:03.  Really good formula tag match here.  The R&R escape the cage before they can get their asses kicked too much more.

NWA World Heavyweight Championship Match: Ric Flair (c) vs. NWA United States Heavyweight Champion Nikita Koloff.  Tommy Young is the referee!  They lock up.  Koloff over powers Flair.  Repeated.  Flair bails.  Flair foolishly gets into a test of strength, fails that, and throws some hard chops at Nikita.  Nikita no sells, which scares Flair into bailing again.  Nikita overpowers Flair again.  Flair yells that he’s going to kick Nikita’s ass.  Hah.  Nikita hip tosses Flair.  They lock up again, and Nikita hip tosses Flair again, then slams him.  Twice.  Big slams, too.  Less body slam, more throwing Flair halfway across the ring.  Flair tries a shoulder block, fails, and gets bear hugged.  Nikita turns the bear hug into a pinning predicament for a pair of 2 counts.  Neat.  Flair avoids Nikita in the corner and hits a big vertical suplex.  Nikita springs up and Flair begs off, then bails again.  Back inside, Nikita grabs a side headlock.  Flair backs him into the ropes and beats on him some.  Nikita goes the Russian Hammer (chokeslam without the slam).  Young makes him break the choke.  Flair avoids Nikita and Nikita goes over the top rope.  Flair wraps Nikita’s leg around the ring post, then chop blocks the leg back inside.  Flair continues working the leg and locks in the figure-four leglock, using the ropes behind the referee’s back.  Flair eventually breaks it and beats up Nikita some more.  Flair throws chops, which seem to just piss Nikita off.  Flair sends Nikita out of the ring.  Flair rams Nikita into the scaffold and busts him open.  Back inside, Flair hits a knee drop for 2, but Nikita kicks out emphatically.  Flair hits a backdrop suplex for 2, another emphatic kick out.  Flair punches Nikita in the forehead, presumably to make him bleed worse.  Nikita gets pissed and makes a comeback.  He tosses Flair around.  Flair begs off, but Nikita whips him into the corner.  Flair flips out and Nikita goes after him.  Nikita counters Flair and rams his face into the scaffold.  Flair finally makes it back inside.  He and Nikita trade blows.  Flair flops face first into the mat.  Nikita hits a shoulder block and Flair bounces into Tommy Young, sending him out of the ring.  Nikita kills Flair with a clothesline.  Cover, but there’s no referee.  Referee Scrappy McAllen is back to check on Tommy Young.  Flair catches Nikita with a knee to the back and Scrappy makes a 2 count.  Is his name McAllen or McGowen?  I can’t tell.  It’s a moot point, as Nikita accidentally murders him with a clothesline.  Tommy Young makes it back inside.  He tries to force Nikita to break in the corner.  Nikita shoves him twice, so Young calls for the DQ in 19:23.  They keep brawling.  Nikita kills everyone who runs in.  All of the heels run in and gang up on him.  The babyfaces run in to make the save.  The official decision is a double DQ.  The match was pretty good.  Flair and Nikita fight some more, but it’s eventually broken up.  Replays of the wild clusterfuck at the end.

End credits.

The show was alright in some places, very boring in others.  I guess I’ll give it a thumbs in the middle.

NWA Starrcade 1985: The Gathering

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WWE 24/7 version of the show.

DISCO BALL!

Bob Caudle and Tony Schiavone are our hosts.  This is apparently a simulcast ala WrestleMania II from The Omni in Atlanta and the Greensboro Coliseum in Greensboro.  Caudle and Solie are in Atlanta and Johnny Weaver is in Greensboro.  Weaver looks so clueless.

Tom Miller is Atlanta’s ring announcer.

They play the national anthem.

Music and a light show, which seems to be the 80’s equivalent of pyro and ballyhoo.

NWA Mid-Atlantic Heavyweight Championship Match: Krusher Khruschev vs. Sam Houston.  Krusher Khruschev is Barry Darsow in his most difficult to spell gimmick.  The referee holds up a belt that is on the line, but nobody bothers to specify what championship is on the line.  Nothing of note happens.  Houston avoids an elbow drop.  They lock up.  Houston lands on his feet from an elbow drop and punches him.  Schiavone finally says it’s the Mid-Atlantic title that’s up for grabs here, so I’ll go back and put that at the beginning.  Houston utilizes a head scissors.  Khruschev turns it into a pinning predicament.  Houston turns it back.  Khruschev uses his power.  Or something.  Fuck, this is boring.  Houston makes his comeback and pops the crowd.  Punch, dropkick, ARMBAR!  The announcers are barely talking, which is disconcerting for some reason.  Khruschev back body drops Houston.  The match goes on unmercifully.  Khruschev body slams Houston and does up top, but Houston dropkicks him and he crotches himself.  Houston throws some punches, then hits a bulldog headlock for the pin… NO.  Fuck.  Khruschev’s foot was on the bottom rope.  Khruschev hits the Sickle to put me out of my misery at 9:29 to win the title.  Retain the title?  They didn’t specify if someone was champion or if it was vacant.  Ah, Wikipedia says vacant.

Mexican Death Match: “Ragin’ Bull” Manny Fernandez vs. Abdullah the Butcher (w/ Paul Jones).  The way it’s explained, it’s basically a sombrero on a pole match.  They brawl.  Abby hits him with the timekeeper’s mallet.  Manny is BUSTED WIDE OPEN.  Manny kicks Abby with his cowboy boots and actually manages to monkey flip him.  Manny takes a boot off and whacks him with it.  Abby is bleeding after being repeatedly hit with the boot.  Abby gets the boot and whacks Manny with it.  Abby goes for the sombrero, but Manny stops up and Abby takes a back bump off of the middle rope.  Manny whacks him with the boot.  Manny goes for the sombrero, but Abby whacks him with the boot.  Abby goes for it again, but Manny takes his belt off and whips Abdullah with it.  Abdullah fights back and drops Manny with a headbutt.  Manny avoids an elbow drop that would have certainly squashed him.  Manny rallies.  Manny SUPLEXES Abdullah.  Manny goes for the sombrero, but Abby hits him in the balls.  Manny rallies again and hits a forearm (“Flying burrito!”).  Another of off the turnbuckles drops Abdullah.  Manny goes for a diving splash, but Abdullah moves.  Manny avoids a charge in the corner and grabs the sombrero for the win at about the 9 minute mark.  Well, it was better than the first match.

Johnny Weaver interviews the new Mid-Atlantic Champion, Krusher Khruschev.  Hey, I don’t think he’s REALLY Russian.  Something is amiss here!

Texas Bull Rope Match: Ron Bass vs. Black Bart (w/ JJ Dillon).  If Bass wins, he gets 5 minutes with Dillion in a Bull Rope Match.  Bass kicks Bart in the gut and whacks him with the cowbell.  He continues whacking Bart with the bell and generally abusing him.  Bart gets the cowbell and takes control.  Crowd seems fairly uninterested, and so do I.  Bass is BUSTED WIDE OPEN!, as is Bart.  Bass grinds the rope against Bart’s bloody forehead.  Bart tries to hit Bass with the cowbell, but Bass grabs his arm and powers it away.  Bart misses a clothesline and goes over of the top rope.  Bass follows him out, they brawl for a second, then they roll back inside.  Bass gets a 2 count after hitting Bart with a bell yet again.  Bass creatively low blows Bart with the rope and flips him over.  Bass hits Bart with the cowbell again for 2.  Bass comes off the middle rope and hits Bart with the cowbell for the pin in about 8:40-ish (They make me screw up match times a lot because they like to ring closing bell long after I’ve given up and stopped my watch).  Dillion attacks Bass immediately

Texas Bull Rope Match: Ron Bass vs. JJ Dillon (w/ Black Bart).  Dillion puts the boots to Bass.  The referee makes him tie the rope to his wrist.  Dillon hits Bass with the cowbell for 2.  Dillon chokes Bass with the cowbell.  Bass hulks up and beats up Dillon.  Dillon bleeds too.  Bass accidentally knocks the referee down.  Black Bart comes back in and hits a piledriver on Bass, then pulls Dillon top of him for the pin in 3:30.  Very unexciting stuff on this show so far.

The Barbarian (w/ Paul Jones) and “Superstar” Billy Graham come out.  Apparently they’re going to have a $10,000 arm wrestling match, then have a wrestling match.  Graham wins.  Jones whacks him with his cane.

The Barbarian (w/ Paul Jones) vs. “Superstar” Billy Graham.  Barbarian starts off with the unfair advantage.  How dastardly.  Graham avoids a diving headbutt and makes a comeback.  Bearhug.  I know that’s not a complete sentence.  Bite me.  Jones attacks Graham with his cane for the DQ in 3:02.  Graham takes the cane and whacks Jones.  Barbarian attacks Graham from behind, then rams him into the post on the outside.  Barbarian continues to attack Graham until the referee breaks it up.  The referee raises Graham’s hand for his hollow victory.  Nothing to see here.  But they think so, because they show replays.

NWA National Heavyweight Championship Match: Terry Taylor (c) vs. “Nature Boy” Buddy Landel.  They fuck around a bit, then Taylor slaps the shit out of Landel.  Landel is Ric Flair-lite.  They lock up and Landel works Taylor’s arm.  Taylor arm drags his way out of it and they lock up again.  Taylor blocks some punches and knocks Landel down.  Landel with a side headlock takeover.  Taylor turns it into a pinning predicament for 2 in a spot I always love.  They keep going, and it’s good stuff.  JJ Dillon, who was supposed to come out with Landel, finally makes his way to ringside.  Taylor hits a leg drop and covers, but Landel gets his foot on the ropes.  Taylor throws some chops in the corner.  Landel drops him with a clothesline for 2.  Taylor gets an inside cradle for 2.  Landel kicks him in the head and locks him in the camel clutch.  Taylor fights back.  Taylor hits a suplex for 2.  Ref bump.  Second ref bump, as Landel pushes Taylor into the referee.  Taylor reverse an Irish whip, causing Landel and Dillon to collide.  Taylor goes for the superplex, but Dillion trips Taylor and Landel lands on top for the pin in 10:29.  Good match!

NWA National Tag Team Championship Match: Ole & Arn Anderson (c) vs. Wahoo McDaniel & Billy Jack Haynes.  Hayes and Arn start.  Man, Hayes is JACKED.  Arn leap frogs Haynes, then gets press slammed.  Ole tags in and locks up with Haynes.  3 times.  Hayes punches him.  Wahoo tags in and beats up Ole.  Arn tags in.  Wahoo chops him.  Side headlock takeover by Wahoo.  Arn gets him in a head scissors.  Wahoo escapes.  The Andersons start tagging in and out and get heat on Wahoo.  Wahoo chops the crap out of Arn, but Ole stops him from making the tag.  Wahoo chops the shit out of Ole too.  Haynes gets the hot tag and runs wild.  Clusterfuck ensues for a moment.  Wahoo gets out the Andersons double team Haynes a bit.  Wahoo tags back in and chops the fuck out of Arn some more.  Big chop and a cover by Wahoo, but Ole saves.  Ole trips Wahoo, which allows Arn to get a 2 count.  Ole trips Wahoo in the corner and holds his feet to allow Arn to get the pin in 9:00.  Pretty good stuff here too.

Johnny Weaver announces a 15 minute intermission.  Cut to, presumably 15 minutes later, where Weaver interviews Buddy Landel and JJ Dillon.

Blanchard vs. Magnum time!  Oh fuck yes!

Copy & Pasted from the Starrcade: The Essential Collection DVD review, slightly edited.

“I Quit” Steel Cage Match for the NWA United States Heavyweight Championship: Tully Blanchard (c) (w/ Baby Doll) vs. Magnum T.A.  They lock up.  Tully throws a punch, Magnum throws one of his own, and the crowd pops big.  Man, Magnum was OVER.  The crowd comes to life whenever he throws a punch or does anything else for that matter.  Tully gets heat, Magnum makes a small comeback and pops the crowd, Tully gets heat again.  Rinse, lather, repeat, but it’s good stuff.  Magnum goes head-first into the cage and gets cut.  Either Tully gets color too, or Magnum’s blood gets on him, or both.  Tully tries to make Magnum quit, but Magnum responds with a resounding “HELL NO!”  Magnum fights back, but Tully won’t quit either.  Magnum punches Tully in the corner, but Tully gives him an inverted atomic drop, then beats him in the head with the microphone.  Somebody (Baby Doll I presume) throws a wooden chair over the cage to Tully.  Tully breaks it and tries to use a piece of it to stab Magnum in the eye.  Magnum gets hold of the spike and sticks it into Tully’s head, forcing Tully to quit at 14:48.  Really great match.  It’s an old fashioned bloody, hate-filled brawl that still stands the test of time.

Atlanta Street Fight: The Midnight Express (w/ Jim Cornette) vs. Jimmy Valiant & Miss Atlanta Lively (w/ Big Mama).  Miss Atlanta Lively is Ron Garvin in drag.  They brawl.  Garvin throws powder in Eaton’s face and chokes him.  Valiant hits Condrey with a chair on the outside.  Condrey is already bleeding.  They trade off and keep brawling.  MX is working in their tuxedos.  Eaton is bleeding too.  Valiant and Lively whip Condrey into Eaton.  Valiant locks Condrey in a sleeper hold.  MX throws powder into Valiant’s face and beat on him.  Eaton hits Lively with the powder too.  MX try to pull Lively’s tights off.  Valiant saves her/him.  MX gets their tuxes ripped up.  Valiant is taken down to the outside.  Cornette comes and hits Lively with the tennis racket.  MX double teams Lively.  Valiant tries to save, but Eaton throws him back outside.  Valiant tries to come back again, but gets beaten down.  Eaton comes off the top rope and Lively catches up with a shot.  Lively gets the pin in 6:37.  This sucked.  Valiant and Lively strip Cornette down to his drawers.

Johnny Weaver interviews the new United States Champion, Magnum T.A.  Magnum says he’ll be a fighting champion.

Steel Cage Match for the NWA World Tag Team Championship: Ivan & Nikita Koloff (w/ NWA-Mid-Atlantic Heavyweight Champion Krusher Khruschev) vs. The Rock & Roll Express (w/ Don Kernodle).  Morton and Nikita lock up.  Morton hits a dropkick to a huge pop.  Nikita beats up Morton.  Ivan tags in.  Morton gets a 2 count off of a cross body.  Gibson tags in and dropkicks Ivan, then slams him, then drops a knee for 2.  R&Rs make quick tags and work over Ivan.  Inva bleeds from all of the punishment he’s taking, and makes the heroic tag to Nikita, who runs wild on the dastardly R&Rs.  Wait, the Russians are the heels?  I jest, I jest.  Ivan tags back in as the Russians punish Gibson.  Ivan rams Gibson into the cage and hits an elbow drop for 2.  The Russians make quick tags and double team Gibson behind the referee’s back when given the opportunity.  Gibson avoids a running knee into the ropes/cage by Ivan.  Russians continue to beat on him.  Gibson avoids an Ivan leg drop.  The match goes on.  There’s a ref bump.  Morton gets the hot tag and immediately pins Ivan with a reverse cradle (right after Ivan backdropped Gibson) in 12:27 to win the titles.  Pretty good match.  The Russians try to do a beat down.  Morton escapes the cage.  Khruschev comes in and Russians beat down Gibson.  Don Kernodle is down from some attack we didn’t see.  Ivan whips the shit out of Gibson with the chain.  A bunch of people finally come in to scrape Gibson’s carcass up and the Russians leave.

Copy & Pasted from the Starrcade: The Essential Collection DVD review, slightly edited.

NWA World Heavyweight Championship Match: Ric Flair (c) vs. Dusty Rhodes.  Tommy Young is the referee.  They lock up, then Dusty clubbers Flair.  Flair bails and takes a moment to compose himself before coming back in.  Flair leapfrogs Dusty, but takes a Bionic Elbow to the head.  Flair takes another breather.  Back inside, Dusty works Flair’s arm over.  Flair gets out of it and fires away with chops.  Flair kicks Dusty’s leg and apparently hurts it, because Dusty howls in pain and bails.  Ah, it’s the same leg that the Horsemen broke months earlier.  Dusty mans up and comes back the apron, where he nails Flair with some more elbows.  Dusty works on Flair’s leg.  Flair tries to suplex Dusty, but can’t get him up.  Dusty reverses it and suplexes Flair, then goes back to the leg.  Flair manages to get Dusty in a sleeper hold, but Dusty escapes and sends Flair face first into the turnbuckle.  Dusty wraps Flair’s leg around the post.  Flair goes up top and gets thrown off for the 5 billionth time.  Dusty goes for the figure-four, but Flair pushes him away.  Flair fires a chop and goes for the figure-four, but Dusty pushes him away.  Flair tries again with the same result.  The fight some more.  Dusty gets thrown over the top rope while the referee isn’t looking, but makes it back in and hits a diving cross body for a near fall.  They fight some more, then Flair punishes Dusty’s leg some more.  Flair locks in the figure-four and tortures Dusty, but eventually releases the hold.  Dusty hits some elbows for a near fall.  There’s a ref bump.  Dusty puts Flair in the figure-four.  Arn and Ole Anderson run in and attack Dusty.  A second referee comes in and makes a two count for Flair.  Dusty gets an inside cradle and pins Flair at 22:07.  The babyfaces come down and celebrate with Dusty.  Dusty’s title win here was, appropriately, a Dusty finish, as the decision was reversed a few days later.

Replay of the finish.

Schiavone interviews Rhodes amongst the babyface celebration.  Schiavone and Caudle talk about what we’ve seen tonight.

A highlights video closes the show.

This show is a mix of some really good stuff and some really awful crap.

NWA Starrcade 1984: The Million Dollar Challenge

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I can tell that the source for this rip is something extremely old.

There’s a clip of Ric Flair pinning Harley Race to win the title in the main event of Starrcade ’83.

Gordon Solie and Bob Caudle are our hosts.  They hype the main event, Ric Flair vs. Dusty Rhodes in a $1 million Challenge Match for the NWA World Championship.

There’s something of  a light show around the ring.

Ring announcer Tom Miller gets us rolling.

NWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship Match: Mike Davis (c) vs. Denny Brown.  A young Earl Hebner is the referee.  No opening bell, which is annoying.  Brown has some nice offense with a head scissors and an arm drag into an armbar.  That must have been mind blowing in 1984.  Brown is really impressive.  It’s basic wrestling, and still it really impresses me because nobody really does that stuff today.  Davis drops down and causes Brown to spill to the outside and hurt his back.  Davis kindly helps him back into the ring.  Davis body slams Brown a couple of times to work over the bad back.  A backbreaker gets 2.  Brown hits a forearm, but sells the back injury instead of capitalizing.  Davis gets an inside cradle for 2.  Brown fights back and hits a dropkick for 2.  They collide into each other.  Brown gives Davis some licks.  Davis hits a backdrop suplex that puts both mens’ shoulders to the mat.  Brown lifts his shoulder at the last second to get the pin and win the title.  There’s some confusion about who won, but in the end, Brown is the new champion.  Fun little match here.  I love basic wrestling like that.

Tony Schiavone is the locker room putting over the fact that he’s in the locker room.  Ric Flair paces back and forth in the background.

Mr. Ito vs. Brian Adidis.  Never heard of either of these guys, and that’s saying something.  Fine, quick paced wrestling early on.  I think Hebner is still the referee.  It’s surreal seeing him with a full head of hair.  They wring each others’ arm.  Adidis keeps an armbar locked in.  Ito fights back and kicks his ass.  Adidis respons with some shots and spins Ito around with an airplane spin.  Adidis gets the pin in 3:11.

Solie and Caudle talk over replays.

NWA Florida Heavyweight Championship Match: Jesse Barr (c) vs. Mike Graham.  They lock up.  Graham looks like a midget next to Barr.  They do some nice wrestling.  Barr works a rear chin lock.  Graham reverses it into a pinning predicament for 2.  Barr turns it into an arm lock.  Barr keeps cranking on the arm.  Graham makes a comeback and gets sort of an Indian death lock on Barr.  Graham goes for the figure-four, but Barr slips away.  They work a knuckle lock for a while.  Graham fights out of it and gets an armbar on.  Graham locks in the figure-four, but Barr gets a rope break.  Barr takes Graham over with a side head lock.  Graham struggles in it for a while.  Graham finally uses a shin breaker to escape, then works Barr’s leg.  Graham puts the figure-four on again, but Barr gets a rope break again.  Graham gets a sunset flip for 2.  Ref bump.  Cradle reversals.  Barr pins Graham with his feet on the ropes in 11:46.  Pretty good match, but man, they milked those holds forever.

They show an angle with Ron Bass, Black Bart, and Tully Blanchard beating down Dick Slater and Ricky Steamboat.  I think that’s what’s went on, anyway.  Steamboat wants revenge!

They show a replay of Barr’s cheating pinfall.

Elimination Match: The Zambuie Express (w/ Paul Jones) vs. Buzz Tyler & Assassin #1.  The Zambuie Express is Elijah Akeem and Kareem Muhammad, two large black men of Big Daddy V proportions.  I have no clue which one is which.  All four brawl to start.  Man, they’re working poor Earl to death tonight.  He’s been the referee for every match so far.  The match gets some order and Tyler goes with one of the Zambuies, knocking him out of the ring.  That was Muhammad.  Tags to Akeem and Assassin #1.  I think Akeem is less wide of the two Zambuies.  He gets his ass kicked as well.  Tags to Muhammed and Tyler.  Muhammed kicks Tyler’s ass.  Tag to Akeem.  They double team Tyler a bit.  Tyler fights back against Akeem.  He knocks him down with a punch and covers for 2.  Assassin comes in and brawls with Muhammad.  Tyler and Akeem brawl outside and are both counted out.  Assassin pins Muhammed in 4:58.  Assassin goes after Paul Jones, who keeps his distance.  Kind of fun in a fun, bad match way.

Solie and Caudle talk.

Tony Schiavone interviews Dusty Rhodes.

NWA Brass Knuckles Championship Match: Black Bart (c) (w/ JJ Dillon) vs. NWA World Tag Team Champion “The Ragin’ Bull” Manny Fernandez.  I’m guessing the Brass Knuckles Championship is like a Hardcore title, as it’s anything goes with no time limit.  They brawl, slowly to start.  Bart beats up Fernandez and BUSTS HIM WIDE OPEN!  Fernandez fights back, sends Bart out of the ring, and comes off the apron with a big blow to the head.  Back inside, and Manny is rolling.  Bart is bleeding too.  Manny with a swank knee drop for 2.  Another big punch gets 2 for Manny.  Bart fights back and has Manny reeling.  Dillon throws Black Bart’s bull rope to him, but before he can use it, Manny gets a reverse cradle for the pin in 7:38 to win the title.  Not a horrible little brawl.  There’s a six-man on the Horsemen DVD where Manny is just awesome and left me feeling like I need more Manny Fernandez in my life.

Solie and Caudle talk.  Intermission, so it’s time for some filler.

They show Flair beating Race last year again.

Schiavone tries to interview Ricky Steamboat, but there’s a technical fuck up, so Solie and Caudle talk more.  Schiavone finally gets his interview with Steamboat.  He’s put up $10,000 to get him some of Tully Blanchard.

Solie and Caudle talk some more.

Schiavone is now in the heel locker room to interview JJ Dillon and Tully Blanchard.

Solie and Caudle talk some more.  Yeah, there’s a lot of that, but it’s cool, because they’re actually promoting the matches instead of whatever bullshit announcers today do.

Loser Leaves Town, Tuxedo Street Fight: Paul Jones (w/ Elijah Akeem) vs. Jimmy Valiant (w/ Assassin #1).  The referee makes Akeem get out of the ring.  Jones begs off and runs away from Valiant.  Valiant gets hold of him and ties him to the top rope by the neck with a rope.  Valiant takes off his jacket and kicks Jones’ ass.  He stuffs Jones’ suit flower (I’m sure there’s a name for that) in his mouth, then rips his suit off, stripping him down to his drawers.  Jones gets untied while Valiant is distracted and attacks Valiant from behind.  Valiant hulks up and locks Jones in a sleeper hold.  Jones is BUSTED WIDE OPEN!  The referee goes to call for the bell, but is distracted by Akeem.  Clusterfuck ensues.  JJ Dillon comes in and hits Valiant with an international object.  Dillion pulls Jones on top of Valiant for the pin in 5:25.  The match worked in context.

Tony Schiavone interviews the World Champion, Ric Flair.

Solie and Caudle talk.  There’s an idiot sitting right behind Caudle that keeps poking his head into the shot.  He did it during their last segment too.

NWA Mid-Atlantic Heavyweight Championship Match: NWA Mid-Atlantic Tag Team Champion “Cowboy” Ron Bass (c) (w/ JJ Dillon) vs. Dick Slater.  They lock up.  Slater drops him, chases JJ Dillon around the ring.  They lock up again and Slater chases Dillon again.  Focus, Slater, focus!  They finally go at it in the ring.  They work a grounded headlock, which I always enjoy.  Solie repeats his great line about Slater from last year, “He’ll fight a buzz saw and give it the first two rounds.”  Slater hits an atomic drop, starts to chase Dillon around, but stays in the ring.  Bass bails.  Bass hits the JYD-style head butts.  The referee won’t let Slater stomp Bass in the face.  Bass gets the advantage.  Slater gets caught in the ropes.  Dillon gets his cheap shots in.  Bass keeps the heat on Slater.  Slater comes back and grinds his boot into Bass’ face.  Bass scrapes Slater’s eyes and throws him out of the ring.  Dillion gets his cheap shots in and throws him back in.  Slater fights back, shoves the referee down, and hits a backdrop suplex.  Dillion comes in and stomps on Slater.  Slater kicks Dillon’s ass and throws him out of the ring.  Slater hits a knee drop and covers.  The referee wakes up and DQ’s Slater for shoving him in 9:11.  Slater beats up both of them after the match.  I dug this match.

Solie and Caudle talk.

They play the national anthem, which is random for the middle of the show.  Then they have a light show to “Coming To America.”  Oh, it’s because the next match has the Americans against the evil Russians.

Ole Anderson & Keith Larson (w/ Don Kernodle) vs. Ivan & Nikita Koloff.  Tommy Young is the referee!  This is a Grudge Match.  The Russians had previously injured Kernodle, who is Larson’s brother.  Anderson and Larson jump the Russians.  No opening bell that I heard.  Nikita gets knocked out of the ring and the match gets under order with Larson beating up Ivan.  The faces make quick tags and work over Ivan.  Ivan almost gets something going against Larson, but fails.  The demolition of Ivan Koloff continues.  They work Ivan’s arm.  The heels finally manage to get the advantage.  Nikita finally gets the tag in.  The Russians get heat on Anderson for several minutes.  Anderson finally makes the hot tag.  Larson runs wild on the Russians.  Koloff holds onto the ropes to avoid a dropkick.  The Russians beat up Larson.  Larson gets an inside cradle on Ivan, but Nikita saves.  Clusterfuck ensues.  Nikita clotheslines Kernodle (who is on crutches).  Ivan hits Larson with an international object for the pin in about 15 minutes.  The Russians try to continue the beat down on Larson, but Kernodle makes the save and beats the hell out of them with his crutch.  Good match here.

Solie and Caudle talk.

NWA World Television Championship Match: Tully Blanchard (c) vs. Ricky Steamboat.  They’ve each put $10K on the line, and Blanchard can lose the title by DQ or by “running,” which I assume means by count-out.  Blanchard goes on the attack immediately.  Steamboat responds in kind.  Steamboat kicks Blanchard’s ass, and it’s awesome.  Steamboat with a suplex off the apron and a karate chop for 2.  Steamboat with a rear chin lock.  Blanchard tries to roll out of it, but Steamboat keeps it clamped on.  Blanchard gets the ropes to force a break.  Steamboat sells his injured ribs.  Blanchard attacks the ribs.  Steamboat fights back with chops.  Steamboat with a rear chin lock.  Blanchard gets to the ropes to break it.  Blanchard hits a backdrop suplex and punches Steamboat in the back for 2.  Steamboat reverses Blanchard and locks in the chin lock again.  Blanchard gets a break again.  Steamboat wants a test of the strength.  Blanchard acts like a little girl sticking her toe into the pool to see if the water is cold.  Lock up, leap frog, leap frog, Steamboat hits a powerslam for 2.  Steamboat beats up Blanchard some more.  Steamboat hits Blanchard’s own favored slingshot suplex on him for 2.  Steamboat hits a dropkick for 2.  Blanchard is BUSTED WIDE OPEN!  Blanchard gets an object from somewhere and swings.  Steamboat ducks and goes for a backdrop suplex, but Blanchard punches him with it for 2.  Steamboat fights off a superplex attempt and hits a diving splash for 2.  Steamboat goes for a sunset flip.  Blanchard fights it, pulls the object out of his tights, and hits Steamboat with it for the pin in 13:16.  Awesome match!  They show highlights of this awesome match of awesomeness.

NWA United States Heavyweight Championship Match: “Chief” Wahoo McDaniel (c) vs. “Superstar” Billy Graham.  Graham comes out to “Kung Fu Fighting,” which is awesome.  They start with a test of strength.  They lock up and Graham over powers Wahoo.  Wahoo hammers Graham.  Graham locks Wahoo in a full nelson.  Wahoo gets a rope break.  Graham hits a karate chop and locks in the full nelson again.  Graham covers for 2.  Graham hits an elbow smash and an elbow drop for 2.  Wahoo chops Graham down for the pin in 4:18.  Well this wasn’t much of a match.  Graham claims that Wahoo pulled his tights, but the camera doesn’t show any such shenanigans.

Solie and Caudle talk.  Another intermission.  Another replay of the Starrcade ’83 finish.

Schiavone interviews the judges for the main event, Duke Keomuka, Joe Frazier, and Kyle Petty.  Frazier will also be the referee.

Solie and Caudle talk some more.

Long entrances with odd music choices playing.  Dusty comes out to “Purple Rain.”

$1,000,000 Challenge Match for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship: “The Nature Boy” Ric Flair (c) vs. NWA World Tag Team Champion “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes.  As mentioned, “Smokin'” Joe Frazier is the special guest referee.  They lock up.  Rhodes drops Flair with a shoulder block, then cranks on a side headlock.  Flair hits some chops.  Rhodes fires back with jabs.  Rhodes with the head lock again.  Rhodes drops Flair with a clothesline.  Flair avoids an elbow drop.  Flair fires some chops and punches Rhodes down in the corner.  Flair hits a knee drop for 2.  Rhodes avoids a second knee drop and locks Flair in the figure-four leglock.  Flair suffers for a minute, but manages to reach the ropes to break it.  Rhodes works Flair’s leg.  Flair punches his way free.  They lock up again.  Flair gets a wrist lock on Rhodes.  Rhodes powers him down.  Rhodes hits Flair with a chop and an elbow.  Flair charges Rhodes and gets press slammed.  Flair fires some chops.  Rhodes responds by clobbering him and whipping into the corner.  Flair flips out of the ring.  I was going to say that he Flair flipped, but that would be redundant.  Rhodes suplexes Flair into the ring for 2.  Flair goes up top and gets thrown off.  Flair avoids an elbow drop.  Flair gets Dusty in a sleeper hold.  Rhodes manages to send Flair out of the ring to break the hold.  Flair pulls Dusty out of the ring.  They trade blows at ringside.  Flair sends Rhodes into the post to give him a reason to blade.  Rhodes is BUSTED WIDE OPEN!  Frazier checks on the cut.  Flair attacks Rhodes in the corner and clobbers him with punches on the mat.  Rhodes fights back, but Flair keeps clobbering him.  Frazier checks the cut again.  Flair goes after Rhodes again.  Frazier separates them and checks the cut.  Frazier stops it due to blood in 12:21.  Really good match.  Dusty is pissed and tries to go after Frazier, but he’s held back.  Jim Crockett gives Flair the $1 Million check.

Solie and Caudle talk.

Schiavone has a post-match interview with the man who’s a million dollars richer and still the World Champion, Ric Flair.

Solie and Caudle talk some more.  Another idiot behind them in the shot.

Schiavone has a post-match interview with a bandaged Dusty Rhodes (with his partner, Manny Fernandez in the background).  He’s pissed at Joe Frazier and Ric Flair.

Solie and Caudle talk one last time, then a highlights package closes the show.

NWA Starrcade 1983: A Flare For The Gold

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This is the beginning of my quest to watch every PPV ever!

I should note that this is the WWE 24/7 version of the show.

Gordon Solie and Bob Caudle are the announcers.

The Assassins (w/ Paul Jones) vs. NWA Mid-Atlantic Heavyweight Champion Rufus R. Jones & Bugsy McGraw.  I believe these Assassins are Jody Hamilton and Hercules Hernandez.  McGraw beats up one of the Assassins, then the other one.  Tag to Jones, who beats up the Assassin while dancing around.  There’s some really shoddy camera work even for 1983.  The Assassin punches Jones in the jaw, but appears to hurt his hand more than Jones’ face.  McGraw tags in.  Tag to the other Assassin.  McGraw gets double teamed for a minute, then beats up the Assassin some more.  Jones tags in.  More of the same.  Tommy “best referee ever” Young is the referee.  The Assassins finally start getting some heat on Jones.  Jones Hulks up and makes the hot tag to McGraw.  McGraw runs wild.  One of the Assassins schoolboys McGraw for the pin in 8:12.  Match was lame.

Solie and Caudle talk, then throw it to Tony Schiavone in the babyface locker room.  Roddy Piper and Ric Flair chat in the background.

Ring announcer Tom Miller introduces the next match.

Johnny Weaver & Scott McGhee vs. Kevin Sullivan & Mark Lewin (w/ Gary Hart).  Sullivan and McGhee start with a nice exchange.  McGhee throws some nice dropkicks.  Lewin tags in, does nothing, and tags back out.  Weaver tags in.  They run the ropes.  Lewin tags in.  Weaver and McGhee work his arm a bit.  The bad guys get heat on McGhee.  McGhee makes the hot tag to Weaver.  Weaver runs wild.  Bulldog headlock to Sullivan gets 2.  Sullivan and Lewin make quick tags and start working over Weaver.  They double team Weaver behind the referee’s back and it actually matters, as Sullivan holds Weaver’s arm as Lewin comes off the top with a blow to Weaver’s arm and gets the pin 6:41.  Odd finish.  Gary Hart comes in.  McGhee dropkicks him.  Hart pulls an object out of his boot.  They bust McGhee open with it.  Angelo Mosca tries to make the save, gets bloodied himself, but eventually runs the heels off.  Fun little match, but was a blow to the arm seriously a legit finish in those days?

Solie and Caudle talk about the dastardly deeds of the heels in the last match.

Barbara Clary interviews some fans, who think Ric Flair will win the main event tonight.

Tony Schiavone is in the champion heels locker room with United States Champion Greg Valentine, World Tag Team Champions The Brisco Brothers, and NWA World Heavyweight Champion Harley Race.  Race says he’s ready for Ric Flair tonight.

Carlos Colon vs. Abdullah the Butcher.  Solie puts over that this match was banned in Puerto Rico.  They lock up, then Abdullah beats up Colon.  Colon fights back, using  a foreign object that was in Abdullah’s tights and biting him.  Colon makes a cover that gets 2.  Abdullah accidentally falls on the referee and kills him.  Colon locks Abdullah in a figure-four leglock.  Hugo Savinovich runs in and whacks Colon with something, allowing Abdullah to get the pin in 4:28.  Fun little brawl that didn’t last longer than it needed to.

Schiavone interviews Angelo Mosca.  He’s supposed to be the referee for the Tag title match tonight.  He cuts a promo on Mark Lewin.  The bloody mess that is Scott McGhee sits next to him.

Barbara Clary interviews more fans, who also think that Flair will win tonight.

Wahoo McDaniel & Mark Youngblood vs. Bob Orton Jr. & Dick Slater.  Miller announces that Dusty Rhodes is in the house.  What that has to do with this match, I don’t know.  Wahoo and Slater lock up.  “Slater would fight a buzz saw and give him the first 2 rounds.” says Solie.  They trade chops.  Wahoo whips Slater into the corner for a Flair flip.  Youngblood tags in and works Slater’s arm.  Slater gets a jackknife hold for 2.  Slater goes over the top rope and wants to win by DQ, but the referee rules that he went over from his own momentum.  Slater with a side Russian leg sweep for 2.  Orton tags in and beats up Youngblood.  Orton with a press slam into a backbreaker.  Youngblood avoids an elbow drop and goes after Orton.  Orton bails.  Youngblood chases him around.  They lock up, run the ropes, Orton hits a backbreaker.  Slater tags in and hits an elbow.  He abuses young Mark Youngblood.  Orton beats up Youngblood on the outside.  Youngblood continues to play face in peril.  Youngblood backdrops Slater out of a piledriver attempt, drops him with a shoulder tackle, and makes the hot tag to Wahoo.  Orton tags in for the heels.  Wahoo runs wild.  My video is skipping a bit.  I hope it’s the source material and not just my DVD being bad.  The heels get some heat on Wahoo.  Orton drops a couple of knees on Wahoo’s face for 2.  Slater comes off the top and accidentally chops Orton due to Wahoo moving.  Youngblood gets the tag and they double team Slater.  Orton knees Wahoo in the back to take him out of the ring.  Orton makes a tag that Youngblood didn’t see.  Slater and Wahoo fight outside.  Orton hits a superplex on Youngblood for the pin in 13:08.  Wahoo saved just a second too late.  They beat up Wahoo after the match and destroy his arm.

Schiavone interviews Ric Flair, Ricky Steamboat, and Jay Youngblood.

Barbara Clary interviews Dusty Rhodes, but there’s serious audio fuck ups going on.

NWA Television Championship vs. Mask Match: Great Kabuki (c) (w/ Gary Hart) vs. Charlie Brown.  Apparently it’s a 60 minute time limit, but the stipulations are only valid for the first 15 minutes.  They brawl.  Brown uses a chair and gets away with it, pulls Kabuki’s balls into the post, then dances around the ring.  Brown locks Kabuki in a sleeper hold.  Kabuki finally escapes and grabs at Brown’s mask.  Brown ducks a chop and locks the sleeper hold in again.  Hart grabs Kabuki’s foot and puts it on the bottom rope.  Kabuki attacks Brown with chops and kicks and clamps on the Claw.  Brown fights back, but gets beat down again.  Kabuki hits… a diving claw, I guess.  Brown suffers in the claw for a while, but finally fights out.  Kabuki does the diving claw again.  Looks like their might have been a clip job there.  Diving chop by Kabuki gets 2.  Kabuki tries to take the mask off.  He hits another chop and a kick.  Brown makes a comeback and hits a remarkably People’s Elbow-like elbow drop for the pin in 10:34 (I guess).  This match sucked.  Hard.

Solie and Caudle talk to some goof, who talks about how Ric Flair is going to win tonight.

Schiavone interviews Orton, Slater, and Race.

Barbara Clary interviews Dusty Rhodes again.  Basically, he wants a shot at the winner.

Copy & Pasted from the Essential Starrcade Collection DVD review:

Non-Title, Dog Collar Match: Roddy Piper vs. NWA United States Heavyweight Champion Greg Valentine.  I should mention that throughout the match, the announcers can’t make up their minds if it’s a title match or not.  It’s not.  Gordon Solie and Bob Caudle are the announcers.  Not much to say here, they just brawl and maim each other with the chain.  They both bleed like crazy.  Piper hooks Valentine’s legs with the chain and pins him at 16:08.  Valentine attacks Piper and chokes him with the chain after the match.  Sorry for the short review, but there’s only so many times in one match I want to type “punch” and “chokes (or whips) with the chain.

Solie and Caudle talk about the barbarity we just saw.

Schiavone interviews Flair again.  Wahoo is sitting there with a bandaged arm.  He speaks a bit too.

Barbara Clary interviews Don Kernodle.

Copy & Pasted from the Essential Starrcade Collection DVD review, slightly edited:

NWA World Tag Team Championship Match: The Brisco Brothers (c) vs. Ricky Steamboat & Jay Youngblood.  Gordon Solie and Bob Caudle are on commentary.  Jack and Steamboat start.  Angelo Mosca is the special referee.  Briscos make a few quick tags.  From a distance, I can’t tell the difference between Steamboat and Youngblood.  I guess I’ll have to watch the hair, as Youngblood has a mullet.  Steamboat and Youngblood make quick tags and work over Jerry.  Jack tags in and goes at it with Steamboat.  Jack (I think) hits a double-underhook suplex (pronounced “suplay” by Solie) and does a neat waistlock into a pinning predicament for a near fall.  Jerry uses a keylock on Steamboat, but Steamboat powers out.  Youngblood tags in and goes at it with Jack.  Jerry comes back in and gets a near fall with a ground Cobra Twist.  Jerry doesn’t like the count and shoves Mosca, who shoves him back, allowing the challengers to get the advantage.  Steamboat drops Youngblood onto Jerry for the pin at about 13 minutes.  The Briscos are poor spots about losing and attack Mosca, Steamboat, and Youngblood after the match.  Jack puts Steamboat in the figure-four and Jerry goes up for a splash onto Steamboat, but Mosca catches him.  Steamboat and Youngblood fight them off.  I thought I was finally going to get the match time off of this, but they took forever to ring the closing bell and I screwed it up.

They put over the production staff.

Caudle talks.

Schiavone is in the babyface locker room where Ric Flair is pacing back and forth, getting ready.  Charlie Brown comes in and has an exciting promo.  Piper comes in and cuts a promo on Greg Valentine.  He wants the U.S. title next.  Next we get an interview with the new Tag Team Champions, Steamboat and Youngblood.

Solie and Caudle talk some more.

Copy & Posted from the Essential Starrcade Collection DVD review, since I never ever need to watch this match again.

Steel Cage Match for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship: Harley Race (c) vs. Ric Flair.  Former World Champion Gene Kiniski is the guest referee for this match, the main event of the first Starrcade.  Solie and Caudle are the announcers.  It takes about 10 minutes for the entrances, introductions, and all that jazz.  They do a headlock sequence.  Kiniski warns Flair about using closed fists, so Flair nails Race with some elbows.  Race backs Flair into the ropes and doesn’t give a clean break.  Kiniski chastises him.  Flair backs Race into the ropes and responds in kind.  Race nails Flair with a high knee, but misses his falling headbutt.  Flair nails a chop and covers, but no count.  Flair puts Race down to the mat with a headlock.  Very old school match.  Flair holds him on the mat for a little while, but Race eventually powers up and hits a suplex.  He misses the headbutt again.  Flair goes for a move, but Race falls on him and gets a count.  I think it was just one.  Race gets Flair into the ropes and beats on him, but Kiniski pulls him away.  Race hits a piledriver and something else for a near fall.  Actually I can’t tell if the fall was near because Kiniski counts so slow and quietly.  Race hits a neckbreaker for what I did see was a near fall.  Wrestling in 1983 was a lot different than it is in 2009.  Race hits a powerslam-type move for another close one.  Flair tries to fire back, but Race headbutts him to the mat and finally hits his falling headbutt.  Race rams Flair into the cage and beats on him some more.  Flair finally fires back with chops and elbows.  He’s BUSTED WIDE OPEN!  Flair backs Race into the corner but gets headbutted again.  Kiniski is a strict referee.  Flair hits a knee drop and a kick to the head, then a piledriver on his own for a near fall.  Flair hits a suplex for another near fall.  Kiniski is such a shitty referee.  Flair rams Race into the cage, then Race grinds Flair’s face into it.  Kiniski pulls Race away again.  Were referees supposed to be IN THE FUCKING WAY in 1983?  Geeze.  Flair locks in the figure-four leglock.  Race reverses and the roll into the ropes, so Flair has to break it.  Race hits his diving headbutt for a two count.  Race hits a suplex for a two count.  Race beats on Flair in the corner, and Kiniski pulls him away by his hair.  Race goes for a suplex, but Flair reverses it into a suplex of his own.  Ref bump.  They should have knocked him out 20 minutes ago.  Flair hits a cross body off the top rope for the win at 23:49.  The ring fills up with people celebrating with Flair.  This match was probably considered good by 1983 standards, but by my standards it was slow and boring, with a referee who really hindered the match.

More Solie and Caudle chatter.

There’s a party in the babyface locker room!  We get Flair’s post-match interview.  Dusty Rhodes congratulates Flair, but he wants the title too.

Solie and Caudle talk again.

Barbara Clay interviews Harley Race.  He says he’s not done with Flair yet.

Schiavone has one last interview with Flair, Steamboat, and Youngblood.

Solie and Caudle close the show.

Man, what a boring show.  Sorry 1983, but this was lame.  Besides Piper/Valentine.  I still enjoy that match.