WWE Friday Night Smackdown! 11/26/10

WWE open.  Todd Grisham, Michael Cole, and Matt Striker are the announcers.

World Heavyweight Champion Kane comes out and cuts a promo about Edge stealing his father.  He says he won’t press charges or do nasty, violent things to Edge if Edge will return Paul Bearer.  Kane then starts to talk about his feelings.  I check out that this point.  Edge comes out with an empty wheelchair.  He’s a dick and humiliates Kane by making him practically beg.  This shit is so obnoxious.  Edge leaves without returning Paul Bearer.  This shit is horrible.

Kofi Kingston vs. Jack Swagger in a King of the Ring Qualifier is next.

Tony Chimel is the ring announcer.

King of the Ring Qualifying Match: Kofi Kingston vs. Jack Swagger (w/ The Swagger Soaring Eagle).  They lock up.  Swagger does some amateur stuff.  Kofi gets a cradle for 2.  Kofi gets a crucifix hold for 2.  Kofi gets a sunset flip.  Swagger gets the ropes and bails.  Back inside, Kofi misses a dropkick.  Swagger goes for the ankle lock, but settles for catapulting Kofi into the corner.  Kofi catches himself and hits a rebound cross body for 2.  Swagger beats up Kofi.  Kofi tries to leap frog Swagger, but fucks up.  Swagger clips his leg and goes for the ankle lock.  Kofi gets the ropes.  Swagger works Kofi’s leg.  Kofi bails.  Insta-commercials.  Kofi hits a monkey flip.  Swagger backdrops Kofi to the apron.  The eagle trips Kofi.  Swagger knocks Kofi off the apron.  Back inside, Swagger applies a body scissors.  Kofi elbows his way free.  Kofi gets caught with a knee lift.  Swagger goes back to working the leg.  The eagle cheap shots Kofi again and dances.  Swagger does the abdominal stretch in the ropes.  Cover gets 2.  Swagger applies a shoulder hold.  Swagger hot shots Kofi into the turnbuckle.  Swagger sends Kofi out of the ring.  They brawl outside.  Kofi slams Swagger’s head into the steps.  Back inside, Swagger hits a clothesline for 2.  Swagger applies a double arm… thing.  I never know what to call that.  Crowd is solidly behind Kofi.  Kofi makes his comeback and hits the Boom Drop against the ropes for 2.  Kofi goes for a diving cross body, but Swagger catches him and hits a powerslam.  Swagger goes for the Vader Bomb, but Kofi catches him with raised feet.  Kofi goes for the pendulum kick, but Swagger catches it and goes for the ankle lock.  Kofi sends Swagger into the post, then clobbers him with an awesome Trouble In Paradise for the pin (13:26 shown).  This was long and boring.  I like both guys, but they never click when they wrestle each other, which seems to be all the time.

Kane apologizes to Teddy Long for being a dick last week.  Edge appears on the TV.  He has Paul Bearer, who has apparently soiled himself, bound and gagged.  Edge removes the tape from Bearer’s mouth and Bearer insults the fans.  Kane goes to look for them.

Kane goes into a bathroom and finds an empty wheelchair.  This shit is so fucking stupid.

Josh Matthews interviews Alberto Del Rio. who vows to become king.

WWE bullshit fact of the night.

WWE.com plug.

Tony Chimel introduces Ricardo Rodriguez to introduce Alberto Del Rio.

King of the Ring Qualifying Match: Alberto Del Rio vs. The Big Show.  Del Rio attacks Show and tries to come off the top.  Show goozles him.  Del Rio drops to the floor to escape.  Insta-commercials.  Del Rio tries a German suplex and fails miserably.  Show lands the big chop and beats up Del Rio.  Del Rio counters the chokeslam again and goes on the attack.  Del Rio lands an enzuigiri and goes for the Minoru Special, but Show turns it into a backdrop.  Show goes for the KO punch.  Del Rio bails.  They brawl outside.  Show throws Del Rio back inside.  Rodriguez grabs Show’s leg.  Show kills Rodriguez with the KO punch.  Show gets counted out, giving Del Rio win the win (4:58 shown).  Meh.

Edge is up in the cheap seats with the bound and gagged Paul Bearer.  He calls out Kane.  Ugh.  Kane comes out.  They banter.  Paul gets his tapped remove and bashes the people some more.  This shit is so horrible.  Kane says Edge can have another title match.  Edge says he’s taking Paul to the hot dog stand.  Kane pursues through the crowd.  Whoever came up with this angle should be beaten retarded with a tree limb.  Kane finds an empty chair in the lobby.

Survivor Series song plug.

King of the Ring Qualifying Match: Montel Vontavious Porter vs. Drew McIntyre.  They lock up.  McIntyre wins the lock up and talks shit.  MVP kicks his ass.  MVP hits an enzui knee strike for 2.  They brawl outside.  McIntyre stomps MVP’s arm into the steps.  McIntyre attacks the arm.  Back inside, cover gets 2.  McIntyre keeps working the arm.  McIntyre gets bumped off of the apron.  MVP makes his comeback.  MVP hits the Ballin’ elbow and goes for the Playmaker.  McIntyre counters.  MVP lands some punches.  MVP hurts himself trying to catch the ropes.  McIntyre hits the Future Shock for the pin in 5:22.  Fine little match.

Swagger is backstage bitching at the eagle.  Hornswoggle is dressed as an Indian.  Rosa Mendez serves him a burnt turkey.  Skinny women can’t cook!  Hornswoggle decides he’s going to eat the dejected eagle.  He shoots it (off screen) with a bow & arrow.

Michelle McCool and Layla come out to be obnoxious and make me hate wrestling.

Michelle McCool (w/ Layla) vs. Kelly Kelly.  Layla sprays shit at Kelly, allowing McCool to get the jump on her.  McCool goes for the Styles Clash, but Kelly holds onto the ropes to avoid it.  Kelly gets a cradle for the pin in 1:03.  Thank God it was short.  LayCool jump Kelly after the match.  Beth Phoenix makes the save and gives McCool the Glam Slam.

Tonight, Rey Mysterio vs. Cody Rhodes!

Jacksonville!

John Cena video package.

Raw Rebound.

Mysterio vs. Rhodes is NEXT!

King of the Ring Qualifying Match: Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Cody Rhodes.  Alberto Del Rio comes out to do commentary.  Mysterio goes on the attack.  Mysterio rolls through a sunset flip, but Rhodes avoids the kick and bails.  He checks his jacket mirror.  Mysterio follows him outside and goes on the attack again.  Rhodes hits the Beautiful Disaster (springboard kick) off the steps.  Back inside, Rhodes hits the Alabama Slam for 2.  Rhodes puts the boots to Mysterio.  Insta-commercials.  Actually, there are clips of the commercials for some reason.  Rhodes has Mysterio in an arm lock.  Rhodes hits something off the top for 2.  Mysterio rallies and hits a springboard cross body for 2.  Rhodes goes for the Cross Rhodes, but Mysterio counters into a jackknife hold for 2.  Rhodes gets a backslide for 2.  Mysterio connects with a head kick for 2.  Mysterio goes for the 619, but Del Rio warns Rhodes to get out of the way.  Mysterio goes for the seated senton off the apron, but Rhodes moves and Del Rio gets it.  Mysterio sends Rhodes into the barricade.  Back inside, the ref gets bumped.  Del Rio pulls Mysterio’s balls into the post.  Rhodes hits the Cross Rhodes for the pin (about 5 1/2 minutes shown).  Best thing on the show by a mile.

Kane barges into the GM’s office and bitches at Teddy Long again.  He threatens Long again.  Edge appears on the TV.  He has Paul Bearer outside.  He challenges Kane to come out, then says “Jacksonville, Florida” about a half dozen times.  He says he wants to give Bearer back before there is an accident.  Kane runs out to wear they were, but a car runs into a stuffed Paul Bearer thing.  Edge has the real Bearer in the car.  Kane throws a mannequin head at it as it speeds away.  Kane is pissed.  So am I for making myself watch this crap.

Besides the Mysterio match, there is absolutely nothing good about this show, and the Kane/Edge shit is insultingly horrible.

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