WWE Superstars 9/30/10

WWE open, Superstars open, Superstars open, pyro and ballyhoo.  Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler are the first announcers.  Justin Roberts is the first ring announcer.

Alicia Fox & Jillian Hall (w/ Maxine) vs. The Bella Twins (w/ Jamie Keyes).  Jillian sings before the match.  It’s awful.  Fox and one of the Bellas lock up.  Bella hits a monkey flip.  The other Bella tags in.  Bellas hit a double flippy leg flip thing for 2.  Jillian tags in.  The Bella hits her with a jawbreaker.  Jillian goes for a cartwheel elbow thing to the corner, but the Bella kicks her.  The Bellas shake their asses at her like they did on Raw.  Fox trips the Bella and pulls her out of the ring.  Jillian throws her back in.  Shit happens.  Fox tags in and works the Bella over.  Jillian and the other Bella tag in.  The Bella runs wild.  A bulldog headlock gets 2.  Jillian hits a Samoan drop for 2.  The Bella goes for a sunset flip.  Clusterfuck ensues.  The illegal Bella gets a sunset flip on Jillian for the pin in 4:05.  This was terrible.

NXT recap.

Next, Orton vs. Jericho from Raw!

WWE bullshit fact of the night.

Randy Orton vs. Chris Jericho from Raw.  Go read that review.  That killed some time.

Tonight, Jack Swagger takes on Kofi Kingston!

Todd Grisham and Matt Striker are now the announcers.  Tony Chimel is now the ring announcer.

Hell In A Cell hype.

Kofi Kingston comes out.  He’ll face Jack Swagger NEXT!

Kofi Kingston vs. Jack Swagger.  They dance around.  Swagger hits a nice arm drag to escape a waist lock.  They fuck around some more.  Kofi lands some leg kicks, then goes for a sunset flip.  Swagger goes for the ankle lock, but fails.  Kofi hits corner punches.  Swagger kicks him in the knee and drops him with a shoulder block.  Swagger holds onto the ropes to avoid a dropkick and goes for the ankle lock.  Kofi flips around and eventually flips Swagger out of the ring.  Swagger comes back in and gets beaten up by Kofi.  Kofi goes for a cross body, but Swagger catches him with a boot.  Insta-commercials.  Swagger chokes Kofi against the bottom rope, so he’d be fired if anybody watched Superstars.  Swagger front suplexes Kofi into the top rope for 2.  Swagger applies an abdominal stretch.  Swagger works Kofi over.  Swagger backdrops Kofi to the apron and applies an abdominal stretch in the ropes.  Kofi fights out.  Swagger goes for the ankle lock.  Kofi drops him with a kick.  Kofi hits the corner rebound kick and a diving chop.  Grisham calls it a Superman punch again because he’s mentally retarded.  Kofi makes his comeback.  Kofi hits the Boom Drop and signals for the Trouble In Paradise.  Swagger avoids it.  Kofi hits a rebound cross body for 2.  Swagger beats on Kofi and goes for the springboard Vader Bomb.  Kofi gets his legs up, so Swagger goes for the ankle lock.  Kofi counters into a pinning predicament for 2.  Kofi counters the Doctor Bomb.  Swagger counters the S.O.S. and locks in the ankle lock.  Kofi gets a rope break.  Swagger refuses to break the hold and gets DQ’d (9;11 shown).  Okay match.  Swagger attacks Kofi after the match and locks in the ankle lock again.

Lame show this week.

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