WWE Monday Night Raw 9/27/10

WWE open, “last week on Raw” featuring The Miz’s beat down of Daniel Bryan, Raw open, pyro and ballyhoo.  Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler are the announcers.  Tonight, Randy Orton vs. Chris Jericho!  Justin Roberts is the ring announcer.

The Miz and Alex Riley come out.  Miz cuts a promo on Daniel Bryan.  Bryan comes out and Miz makes fun of his music.  Miz wants to know who Bryan’s partner is.  It’s John Morrison!

The Miz & Alex Riley vs. WWE United States Champion Daniel Bryan & John Morrison.  Bryan goes after Miz, who bails, so Bryan beats up Alex Riley.  Bryan lands a running kick for 2.  Morrison tags in and hits Riley with a dropkick for 2.  Riley hot shots Morrison into the top rope and tags in Miz.  Riley chokes Morrison behind the referee’s back.  Miz hits the bottom rope decapitator.  Miz goes for a backdrop suplex, but Morrison lands on top for 2.  Miz and Riley get the heat on Morrison.  Morrison drops Miz and makes the hot tag to Bryan.  Bryan runs wild on Miz.  Bryan goes for the LeBell Lock.  Miz pushes him into Morrison on the apron, then hits Bryan with the Skull Crushing Finale for the pin in 5:13.  Fine little match.  Miz attacks Bryan after the match.  Morrison tackles Miz through the ropes.  Bryan hits them both with a tope suicida.  Bryan beats on Miz, then nails Morrison with an elbow smash.  A three-way brawl between Bryan, Morrison, and Miz erupts.  Either I just got a text on my iPhone or Cole got an email from the iBooker 9000.  It’s the latter.  iBooker announces via Cole that at Hell In A Cell, it’s going to be Bryan vs. Miz vs. Morrison in a Triple Threat Submissions Count Anywhere Match.  Neat.

A divas battle royal is NEXT!  Commercials.

Unified WWE Divas #1 Contender Battle Royal featuring Melina, Gail Kim, Nikki Bella, Brie Bella, Tamina, Eve Torres, Jillian Hall, Maryse, Natalya, and Alicia Fox.  Unified WWE Divas Champions Michelle McCool & Layla come out to do commentary.  Fucking UGH.  The women brawl as McCool and Layla are obnoxious.  Tamina dumps Melina.  Gail tries to eliminate Tamina.  Maryse tries to eliminate Gail.  Gail and Tamina fight on the apron, then go back inside.  Tamina hot shots Gail into the top rope, them dumps her.  Eve beats up Tamina.  Tamina tries to dump Eve, but Eve guillotines her and pulls her out of the ring to eliminate her.  The Bellas dance at Jillian.  They try to eliminate Fox and Jillian, then slide out of the ring and eliminate themselves.  Eve low bridges Maryse out of the ring.  Fox eliminates Eve.  Fox and Jillian jump Natalya and double suplex her.  They try to eliminate her, but she hands on.  Jillian turns on Fox.  Fox eliminates her.  Fox goes after Natalya, but Natalya backdrops her out of the ring to win it in 4:17.  Meh.

They show John Cena doing promo work for his crappy movie.  Meh.  Fast forward.

Tonight, The Cutting Edge with the iBooker 9000!

Slam of the Week: R-Truth & Eve Torres beating Ted Dibiase Jr. & Maryse last week, then the mysterious “I will have you” message on the Tron.

Maryse bitches at Ted Dibiase Jr. because she lost this week.  Dibiase is still mad about her losing last week.  Someone slides a message under the door.  It says “Next week, you will be mine.”  I don’t know where this angle is going, and I don’t care.

Sheamus comes out and tells an old Irish folk story, then issues an open challenge.  Commercials.

Sheamus is still in the ring.  He says no one is man enough to take him on.  Great Khali comes out.  Joy.

Sheamus vs. Great Khali (w/ Ranjin Singh).  Sheamus shoves Khali and yells a battle cry.  Khali shoves him into the ropes and chops him.  Sheamus gets pissed and kicks his ass.  Sheamus takes Khali outside and hits him with the announce table cover and one of the announcers’ chairs to get himself DQ’d in 1:07.  Khali tries to through the big chop, but Sheamus moves and he hits the post.  Sheamus drops him with the pump kick.  Sheamus lands another pump kick and poses.  This did a better job of building Sheamus than the stupid crap they did last week.

Up next, the Cutting Edge with the iBooker 9000!  Commercials.

WWE bullshit fact of the night.

Edge comes out to do the Cutting Edge.  The iBooker’s laptop is his guest.  The laptop can talk now.  Edge argues, then realizes that he’s ARGUING WITH A FUCKING COMPUTER.  He says he’s going to go ask Jericho.  iBooker says Jericho is bluffing and Edge has a match right now against John Cena.  Yeah, that’s new.  Commercials.

Edge vs. John Cena.  The Nexus is shown watching backstage.  They lock up.  Cena takes Edge down with a side headlock.  Edge fights out and puts the boots to Cena in the corner.  Cena hits a drop toe hold and goes for the STF, but Edge kicks him out of the ring.  Edge lands a baseball slide dropkick.  Edge sends Cena into the steps.  Back inside, Edge covers for 2.  Edge beats up Cena some more.  They trade punches.  Cena starts his comeback, but misses the shoulder block or something, so Edge keeps beating on him.  Cena counters a suplex attempt with one of his own.  Cena goes for the Attitude Adjustment, but Edge counters and hits the Edgecution for 2.  Cena hits the Throwback.  Cena tries to set up a middle rope Attitude Adjustment, but Edge escapes it.  Edge avoids Cena in the corner and hits the spear for the pin in 6:56, but Cena’s foot was under the bottom rope.  iBooker says Cena’s foot was under the rope.  The show a replay.  iBooker says the match continues.  Edge pounds on Cena, then goes for the spear.  Cena counters into a drop toe hold and locks in the STF.  Edge gets the ropes.  Cena pulls him to the middle and locks the STF in again for the submission win in 8:46.  Okay match.  Edge beats up the laptop.  I’m serious.

Tonight, Orton vs. Jericho!  Commercials.

Moments ago, ^^ happened.

Justin Gabriel & Heath Slater (w/ Wade Barrett, David Otunga, & Michael Tarver) vs. Mark Henry & Evan Bourne.  Slater and Gabriel work over Bourne.  Bourne drops Slater with a jumping knee and makes the hot tag to Henry.  Henry runs wild on Gabriel.  Bourne tags in and goes up for the Shooting Star press, but Slater intervenes.  Slater attacks Henry’s leg on the outside.  Gabriel goes for the 450 splash on Bourne, but Bourne avoids it and hits the Shooting Star press.  Slater pushes them over to reverse the pin, so Gabriel pins Bourne in 3:18.  Kind of a weird match.  It was okay, I guess.  Nexus send Henry into the steps, then beat down Bourne.  Tarver hits the big punch.  Slater hits his Zig Zag thing.  Barrett hits the Wasteland.  Gabriel hits the 450 splash.  Barrett promises to beat John Cena and force him to join The Nexus.  Otunga says they’re invading Smackdown this week.  Tarver says they’re bad news.  Like the bears?

WWE Tag Team Champions Cody Rhodes & Drew McIntyre are headed our way!  Commercials.

Next week, Johnny Knoxville guest stars on Raw.  Fucking ugh.

WWE Tag Team Championship Match: “Dashing” Cody Rhodes & Drew McIntyre (c) vs. The Hart Dynasty (w/ Natalya).  The Harts get another shot despite losing their rematch on Smackdown.  Yes, I know they taped the shows out of order.  That’s not my problem.  Oh well, at least the belts are being defended on TV.  Ah, they explain that the iBooker ordered this match BECAUSE of the cheating in the Smackdown match.  Holy crap!  Yay for quality control!  Rhodes and Kidd start.  Cole talks shit about the Harts.  Kidd does a cool reverse cradle for 2.  Rhodes hits his rebound kick.  Rhodes and McIntyre take turns beating up Kidd.  Smith gets the hot tag and runs wild.  Smith hits Rhodes with a backdrop suplex, but McIntyre saves.  Smith throws McIntyre out of the ring.  Harts go for the Hart Attack, but McIntyre trips Kidd before he can springboard.  Rhodes hits the Cross Rhodes on Smith for the pin in 3:12.  Okay little match.  Smith bitches at Kidd because Kidd accidentally hit him when he got pushed.  Smith leaves.  Why the hell are they breaking up the Harts?

Orton vs. Jericho is NEXT!  Commercials.

John Cena is in the locker room.  R-Truth comes in and they chat about Sunday.  Cena says he’s also going to show up on Smackdown this week.

Hell In A Cell hype.

Chris Jericho comes out and cuts a promo.  He starts to list all of the people he’s beaten: Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock, Triple H, Kane, Shawn Michaels, Eddie Guerrero, Rey Mysterio, JBL, Big Show, Edge, Undertaker (x2), MVP, CM Punk… Commercials…

… Invader 1, Invader 2, Villano I, II, III, IV, & V, Juventud Guerrera, Apolo Dantes, Ringo Mendoza Jr., Great Muta, Masahiro Chono, Funaki, Fuyuki, Jado, Gedo, Yoshi Tatsu, Perry Saturn, Dean Malenko, Lex Luger, Sting, Ric Flair, Bill Goldberg, Booker T, Stevie Ray, Scott Norton, Buff Bagwell, Flash Flanagan, Flash Funk, Kevin Nash, Diesel, Oz, Scott Hall, Razor Ramon, American Starship Eagle… Randy Orton’s music interrupts.  Dammit!  That was EPIC!

Non-Title: Chris Jericho vs. WWE Champion Randy Orton.  Jericho goes on the attack.  Orton drops him with a clothesline.  Orton slides to the floor and beats up Jericho on the apron, then beats him up back in the ring.  Jericho drops Orton with a punch behind the referee’s back.  Jericho beats up Orton.  Orton clotheslines Jericho out of the ring.  Jericho reverses Orton into the barricade.  Commercials.  Orton drops Jericho with a clothesline and stomps on him.  Sheamus comes out.  Orton gets distracted and Jericho hits an enzuigiri for 2.  Jericho hits the bottom rope decapitator.  Orton avoids a charging Jericho against the ropes and fights back.  Orton goes for the RKO, but Jericho counters and gets a backslide for 2.  Jericho lands a dropkick for 2.  Jericho applies a rear chin lock.  Jericho lands another dropkick for another 2.  Jericho hits a knee drop for 2.  Orton hits a backdrop suplex and makes his comeback.  Jericho hits a bulldog headlock and goes for the Lionsault.  Orton avoids it and hits the 3.0.  Jericho blocks the RKO again and hits the Lionsault for 2.  Jericho kicks Orton to the apron and goes for the springboard dropkick.  Orton avoids it and goes for the DDT OF MURDER.  Jericho counters and locks in the Walls of Jericho.  Orton kicks him out of the ring to escape.  Orton hits the DDT OF MURDER and humps the mat.  Sheamus runs in and gets his ass kicked, which for some reason causes Orton to win by DQ in 13:15.  Really good match.  Orton gives Sheamus the DDT OF MURDER, then goes for the punt.  Jericho hits Orton with the Codebreaker.  Jericho brings in a chair.  Orton avoids the shot and drops Jericho with the RKO.  Crowd chants “PUNT!”  Orton gives Jericho the PUNT OF DOOM to send him out of WWE for a time, which makes me a sad panda.  Orton glares at Sheamus, then surveys his handiwork.

Lots of stupidity on this show, but at least Jericho had an awesome promo and a really good match in his last hour.

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