WWE NXT 9/14/10

WWE open, NXT open.  Michael Cole and Josh Matthews are the announcers.  Tony Chimel is the ring announcer.

Vickie Guerrero and Kaitlyn come out so Vickie can open the show by being obnoxious and Cole jizzes in his pants in a way he usually reserves for Miz.  Vickie introduces her man, WWE Intercontinental Champion Dolph Ziggler.  Pros Alicia Fox, Kelly Kelly, Goldust, and The Bella Twins are already on stage.  They show the stupid bullshit from last week.

WWE Intercontinental Champion Dolph Ziggler & Kaitlyn (w/ Vickie Guerrero) vs. Primo & AJ.  Ziggler and Primo start.  Ziggler gets dropkicked in the face and tags out.  Kaitlyn and AJ tag in.  They wrestle a bit, and it’s actually not awful.  AJ hits a cross body for 2.  Kaitlyn hits a move and tags in Ziggler.  Ziggler knocks Primo off the apron and stalks AJ.  AJ tries of this shit and slaps the shit out of him, then makes the hot tag to Primo.  Primo runs wild and hits a leg sweep for 2.  Ziggler avoids Primo in the corner and hits the Zig Zag for the pin in 2:48.  Not a bad little TV match, believe it or not.  Kaitlyn was a way better base for AJ than the chick she wrestled last week.  Vickie is upset, even though her team won.

Maxine hype video.

Up next, a JOKE OFF!  Commercials.

WWE.com plug.

Matt Striker is in the ring with AJ and Kaitlyn.  He introduces the other rookies: Aksana, Maxine, Naomi (who won both contests last week), and Jamie Keyes.  It’s time for a JOKE OFF!  All of their jokes are lame.  Maxine doesn’t even try, she just talks shit to AJ, leading to a CATFIGHT!  Kaitlyn slaps AJ for her joke and another CATFIGHT erupts.  Jamie wins.  None of them were funny.

Michael Cole bangs on a gong and throws a fit.

Next, Aksana vs. Jamie.  That’s gonna be a barn burner.  Cole keeps banging his gong.  Commercials.

Jamie Keyes (w/ The Bella Twins) vs. Aksana (w/ Goldust).  They’re doing that stupid “people stand on the ring during a singles match,” which I hate.  They trade arm locks.  Aksana scores a knockdown with a shoulder block, then body slams Jamie and misses an elbow drop.  Jamie works Aksana’s arm some more.  They shove each other, then lock up.  Aksana throws Jamie and hits some clotheslines.  Jamie avoids Aksana in the corner and gets a schoolgirl for the pin in 2:03.  Not the worst little match I’ve ever seen.

Naomi hype video.

Tonight, untrained women run the NXT obstacle course!  It’s gonna be legendary!  Commercials.

Undertaker/Kane history video.

Cole and Matthews hype the Night of Champions card.

Earlier tonight, Dolph Ziggler and Kaitlyn hugged after they won, which pissed off Vickie the warthog.

Dolph and Kaitlyn chat backstage.  Vickie comes in and puts them over, then sends Kaitlyn away and bitching at Dolph.  Vickie assures Dolph that he can rid of her by doing that again.  He should go hug Kaitlyn right now and get rid of that warthog.

Obstacle Course is NXT!  Commercials.

Obstacle Course time!  Kaitlyn is to go first, but Vickie Guerrero comes out to make my ears bleed some more.  She’s going to run the obstacle course to show up Kaitlyn.  OMG.  She does it well enough, which sucks, because I can’t make fun of her.  Haha!  She trips for no reason after clearing most of the obstacles.  I feel better now.  Vickie throws a fit and cries.  Maybe she’ll quit!  Commercials.

Moments ago, ^ happened.

Now it’s time for the other divas to do the Obstacle Course.  Kaitlyn wins.  Vickie comes out to celebrate with her.  Cole bangs his gong again.  He buries the show and quits.  Yay!

I never expected to say this even once this season, but… fun show.

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