WWE NXT 8/3/10

WWE open, “Last week on NXT…” video, NXT open, pyro and ballyhoo.  Michael Cole and Josh Matthews are the announcers.  The awful Jamie Keyes is the ring announcer.  We’re TAPED from Laredo, Texas.

The Pros are on stage: WWE Intercontinental Champion Kofi Kingston, Mark Henry, John Morrison, Montel Vontavious Porter, Cody Rhodes, Zack Ryder, WWE Women’s Champion Layla & Michelle McCool, and WWE United States Champion The Miz.

Matt Striker introduces the rookies: Alex Riley, Kaval, Percy Watson, Lucky Cannon, Michael McGillicutty, and Husky Harris.  Striker bitches at them about the brawl last week.  Striker says tonight’s contest will be a kissing contest.  Are you fucking serious?  Striker calls Layla and Michelle McCool to the ring.  LayCool babble about what the fuck ever.  A fucking kissing contest for real?  LayCool finally say they aren’t going to kiss these geeks.  They bring out a fat, middle aged trailer trash woman with herpes sores on her mouth.  Husky actually kisses her.  He’s disgusted.  It must be like kissing my ex-wife.  McGillicutty licks her face and is also disgusted.  Well what the fuck did he expect?  Lucky kisses her and actually smiles.  Percy doesn’t want to do it, but McCool pushes his head down into the grossness.  Layla kisses Kaval to save him from that horrible fate.  Oh no, he has to kiss her anyway.  He MANS UP and plants one on this horrid woman.  Alex Riley plants a BIG ONE on her, then feigns being lovestruck and falling down.  Margarete rules that Lucky Cannon is the winner.  LayCool says everyone won a bunch of diseases.  Riley goes back for me.  Cannon seems to want to fight him for this unfuckable hag.  And I’ve fucked some hags in my day.  Fucking horrible shit.  This show is off to a great start… commercials…

Kaval (w/ WWE Women’s Champion Layla & Michelle McCool) vs. Husky Harris (w/ “Dashing” Cody Rhodes).  They lock up.  Harris backs Kaval into the corner and slaps him.  Harris takes Kaval down.  Kaval fights out and lands some kicks.  Kaval awesomely balances on Harris’ shoulders, then hits him with a dropkick.  Harris bails.  Kaval attempts a dive, but Harris catches him and rams him into the barricade.  Back inside, Harris covers for 2, then puts the boots to Kaval.  Kaval fires back with chops.  Harris tries a catapult, but Kaval catches himself and hits a double stomp for 2.  Harris avoids Kaval in the corner and hits a uranage slam.  Harris hits the senton for the pin in 3:16.  Mediocre match and Kaval jobs again.  Boo.

The Miz talks about Michael McGillicutty in a pre-taped segment.

Ashley Valence interviews Michael McGillicutty (w/ Kofi Kingston).  McGillicutty wants Miz tonight.  Lucky Cannon and Mark Henry show up.  Lucky and McGillicutty argue about who is going to wrestle Miz.  In the arena, Miz says Lucky and McGillicutty can face each other tonight, with Miz maybe wrestling the winner.  Kofi challenges Miz to face the winner… TONIGHT.  After some taunting, Miz agrees.  Commercials.

WWE bullshit fact of the night.

Michael McGillicutty (w/ WWE Intercontinental Champion Kofi Kingston) vs. Lucky Cannon (w/ Mark Henry).  They lock up and do mat wrestling.  Yay!  McGillicutty avoids a monkey flip and dropkicks Cannon in the face.  McGillicutty hits the neckbreaker (McGillicutter) for the pin in 1:00.  Pretty good for a one minute match, but you can’t do much in a minute.

Tonight, Percy Watson vs. Alex Riley!  Commercials.

The SummerSlam song is some crappy song by some crappy band!

Cole and Matthews hype the SummerSlam card.

Striker asks the Pros which Pro they think is doing the worst job.  Kofi says LayCool are the worst Pros.  That is a fact.  LayCool I think says Kofi as a receipt.  Henry says it’s Ryder.  Rhodes says it’s Kofi.  Miz interrupts Ryder before he can answer and says it’s all of them.  Miz and Morrison bicker.  Riley vs. Watson is NXT!  Commercials.

Alex Riley (w/ WWE United States Champion The Miz) vs. Percy Watson (w/ Montel Vontavious Porter).  We get a “WWE.com Exclusive” promo from Watson.  Doesn’t it stop being internet exclusive when they show it on TV?  Riley starts with a fucking kick the gut, because apparently in FCW they don’t teach fuckers how to lock up.  Watson leapfrogs Riley and hits an elbow smash for 2.  Watson hits an enzuigiri, then dances.  Riley hits a modified DDT OF MURDER on the apron.  Cover gets 2.  Riley applies a shoulder hold.  Watson fights out, but gets dropped again.  Watson fires back, loses the stupid glasses, and hits some dropkicks.  Watson gets a sunset flip out of the corner for 2.  Watson hits corner punches.  Riley hits a Manhattan drop and pulls Watson down into the middle turnbuckle.  Riley hits the TKO for the pin in 3:30.  Decent little match, I thought.  Miz vs. McGillicutty is NXT!  Commercials!

NXT week is elimination week!

Non-Title: WWE United States Champion The Miz (w/ Alex Riley) vs. Michael McGillicutty (w/ WWE Intercontinental Champion Kofi Kingston).  They lock up.  Miz pushes McGillicutty into the corner and gives a dirty break.  They lock up again and McGillicutty takes Miz down.  Mat wrestling!  Yay!  McGillcutty gets a schoolboy for 2.  Miz hits a knee lift and kicks McGillicutty in the gut.  Miz punishes McGillicutty against the ropes.  McGillicutty gets an inside cradle for 2.  Miz kicks McGillicutty out of the ring with a sliding dropkick.  Kofi helps McGillicutty up.  McGillicutty rams Miz into the side of the ring.  Miz boots McGillicutty in the face.  Miz throws McGillicutty into the ring and covers for 2.  Miz applies a rear chin lock.  McGillcitty comes back and kicks Miz’s ass.  McGillicutty is rolling.  Miz avoids a basement dropkick and boots McGillicutty in the face again.  Miz stares at the other Pros, then hits the Skull Crushing Finale for the pin in 4:34.  Not a bad little match.

The opening segment was fucking awful WrestleCrap bullshit.  The rest of the show wasn’t bad.

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