WWE Friday Night Smackdown! 7/30/10

WWE open, “Last week on Smackdown…” video.

World Heavyweight Champion Kane is in the ring cutting a typical weird Kane promo with creepy music in the background.  There’s a casket in the ring.  Kane says Undertaker came out of his coma and spoke the name of his assailant… Rey Mysterio.  Well, Mysterio was the one who broke Taker’s orbital bone and started this stupid shit.  Kane talks for approximately 17 years.  He’s gonna put Mysterio in the casket, he says.

WWE bullshit fact of the night.

Todd Grisham and Matt Striker are the announcers.  Tony Chimel is the ring announcer.  Grisham and Striker talk about Kane’s convoluted promo.  Tonight, Rey Mysterio faces Jack Swagger in a No DQ Match!

Christian vs. Drew McIntyre.  Christian tries a go behind, but McIntyre takes him into the corner.  Christian goes for a sunset flip, but fails.  McIntyre applies a shoulder hold.  Christian escapes and backdrops McIntyre to the floor.  McIntyre avoids a baseball slide dropkick, but gets dropkicked into the side of the ring.  McIntyre hides under the ring and suckers Christian in to pull his shoulder into the metal beams under the ring.  McIntyre takes Christian back into the ring and works his shoulder.  McIntyre clotheslines Christian off the apron and Christian takes a bump to the floor.  Insta-commercials.  Christian barely beats the count back into the ring.  McIntyre coves for 2.  During the break, McIntyre hit a shoulder breaker onto the steps.  McIntyre keeps working the shoulder.  McIntyre hits a chokeslam for 2.  McIntyre hits a hammerlock slam.  Christian rolls to the apron.  McIntyre beats him up some more and rams his injured shoulder against the apron.  Cover gets 2.  McIntyre rams Christian’s shoulder into the turnbuckle and applies another shoulder hold.  Christian fights out and makes his comeback.  McIntyre backdrops Christian to the apron.  Christian pulls McIntyre against the ropes.  Christian hits a diving cross body, but McIntyre rolls through for 2.  Christian counters the Future Shock.  McIntyre counters the Killswitch.  Christian hits the reverse DDT, but hurts his shoulder in the process.  McIntyre hits an arm ringer for 2.  McIntyre stands on the injured shoulder.  McIntyre goes for a diving stomp, but Christian catches him with a raised boot.  Christian hits the diving sunset flip for 2.  Christian hits the diving European uppercut.  McIntyre throws Christian’s shoulder into the post and goes for the Future Shock.  Christian counters into an inside cradle for the pin (9:59 shown).  Really good match.

Tonight, Tiffany vs. Layla for the Women’s Championship.  Ugh.

“Dashing” Cody Rhodes gives grooming tips.  He’s wearing that green crap on his face.

WWE.com plug.

Tonight, Mysterio vs. Swagger No DQ!

Alberto Del Rio vignette.

The Straight Edge Society is backstage.  Punk bitches at everyone for being failures.

The Big Show is in action NEXT!

Smack of the Night: Big Show taking of CM Punk’s mask 2 weeks ago and Joey Mercury’s mask last week.

The Big Show vs. Luke Gallows (w/ CM Punk, Joey Mercury, & Serena).  Gallows takes the fight to Show.  Show kicks his ass.  Show has Tony Chimel put the microphone up for one of his loud chops.  Show applies a front face lock and throws Gallows across the ring, then shoves him out of the ring.  Show follows and Punk attacks Show from behind to cause the DQ in 1:42.  The Straight Edge Society gang attack Show and send him into the steps.  Punk stomps Show’s hand into the steps.  Serena stomps Show’s hand with her heel.  Punk leaves his sling with Show.

Moments ago, ^ happened.  Show’s hand is all fucked up!

Non-Title: WWE Intercontinental Champion Kofi Kingston vs. Dolph Ziggler (w/ Vickie Guerrero).  They lock up.  Kofi takes Ziggler down.  Ziggler gets up and takes Kofi down.  Sweet mat wrestling.  They brawl a bit, then Kofi hits a monkey flip and the corner punches.  Kofi covers for 2.  Ziggler slams Kofi a couple of times for 2.  Kofi hits a nip up rana to send Ziggler outside.  Ziggler drops Kofi across the middle rope with a cravat neckbreaker for 2.  Ziggler puts the boots to Kofi.  Cover gets 2.  Ziggler applies a rear chin lock.  Kofi breaks free and fights back.  Ziggler avoids a splash in the corner and hits a sweet reverse powerslam for 2.  Ziggler applies a rear chin lock again.  Kofi fights out again.  Ziggler hits a jumping elbow drop for 2.  Insta-commercials.  Ziggler hits a snap mare and applies a neck and shoulder hold.  Ziggler beats on Kofi’s shoulder.  Ziggler hits a neckbreaker for 2.  Ziggler locks in a cool bridge chancery.  Kofi fights out.  Ziggler goes for another neckbreaker, but Kofi counters with a jawbreaker.  Ziggler goes for the Zig Zag.  Kofi catches his legs, trips, and catapults Ziggler into the corner.  Kofi makes his comeback.  Idiot Grisham calls a clothesline a Superman punch again.  Ziggler hits the Fameasser for 2.  Ziggler chokes Kofi with the bottom rope.  Vickie slaps Kofi behind the referee’s back.  Kofi snarls at at Vickie, then tackles Ziggler and beats the shit out of him.  The referee DQ’s Kofi for refusing to stop beating on Ziggler in the ropes (10:32 shown).  Kofi rams Ziggler’s face into the announce table and beats the shit out of him some more.  Kofi throws Ziggler into the barricade.  Referees finally come out to break it up.  By virtue of this “victory,” Ziggler gets a shot at the title next week.  Okay match, but the crowd was pretty dead for it.

Tonight, Mysterio vs. Swagger No DQ!

Corpus Christi, Texas!

Raw Rebound.

Grisham and Striker hype the SummerSlam card.

Josh Matthews interviews Jack Swagger.

Kelly Kelly and Tiffany are walking backstage.  They walk past Rosa Mendez in Rosa’s weekly random exercise cameo.

Next week, Kofi Kingston vs. Dolph Ziggler for the Intercontinental Championship!

Before the horrible Women’s Championship Match, the horrible Vickie Guerrero comes out and horribly says that the horrible Michelle McCool will be the one defending the horrible Women’s Championship against the horrible Tiffany.  That sounds horrible.

WWE Women’s Championship Match: Michelle McCool (w/ Layla (c)) vs. Tiffany (w/ Kelly Kelly).  Michelle does push ups.  Tiffany dropkicks her and kicks her ass.  Tiffany hits a superplex.  That seems dangerous for someone who doesn’t know how to wrestle, especially when the one taking the bump doesn’t either.  Cover gets 2.  Layla trips Tiffany.  Kelly and Layla brawl.  Tiffany dropkicks Layla.  Tiffany goes up top.  Michelle cuts her off and hits the Styles Clash for the pin in 2:38.  This was fucking abysmal.  Teddy Long appears on the screen and orders LayCool to decide which of them is going to be the Women’s Champion by next week or he’ll decide for him.  Maybe he’ll fire them both!  That sounds like an excellent decision.

Alberto Del Rio vignette.

Mysterio vs. Swagger No DQ is NEXT!

No DQ Match: Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Jack Swagger.  Swagger beats up Mysterio.  Mysterio avoids the Vader Bomb and lands a dropkick.  Swagger bails to avoid the 619.  Mysterio goes for an Asai moonsault.  Swagger catches him and locks in the ankle lock.  Mysterio counters Swagger to send him into the steps.  Insta-commercials.  Swagger goes for a superplex, but Mysterio knocks him down and hits the Bombs Away.  Swagger ducks a springboard cross body.  Mysterio low bridges Swagger out of the ring and hits a sliding headscissors to send Swagger into the barricade.  Mysterio goes for his flippy bulldog, but Swagger plants him chest first into the barricade.  They fight in the crowd.  Mysterio tries a diving rana from a guardrail, but Swagger catches him and powerbombs him into the rail.  They fight through the gimmick table and out of the arena when Swagger throws Mysterio out a door and down a flight of stairs.  They fight in front of the building.  Mysterio jumps off a bridge to hit Swagger with the Bombs Away.  They brawl some more.  Swagger tries to throw Mysterio into the Gulf of Mexico.  Mysterio counters with a headscissors and sends Swagger into the water.  Swagger screams for help, so apparently he can’t swim.  Kane appares and chokeslams Mysterio into the Gulf of Mexico.  Awesome.  The match is a no-contest.

Alright show aside from the horrid diva bullshit.

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