WWE Friday Night Smackdown! 7/9/10

“Apology Not Accepted”

Video of Jack Swagger fucking up Big Show’s and Rey Mysterio’s ankles over the last 2 weeks.

Smackdown open, pyro and ballyhoo.  Todd Grisham and Matt Striker are the announcers.  Tony Chimel is the ring announcer.  Tonight, Big Show takes on Jack Swagger!

Drew McIntyre is in the ring.  Teddy Long comes out and asks him why he’s there.  McIntyre says his visa issues have been resolved.  McIntyre is kissing Long’s ass now and apologizing.  Long calls him a liar.  McIntyre says he nominated Long for next year’s Hall of Fame.  They talk about WrestleMania XXVII being in Atlanta (where we are tonight).  They talk about the Money In The Bank Ladder Match.  Long wants McIntyre to get on his knees and suck his cock… I mean beg to be put in MITB.  They show the video of McIntyre forcing Teddy to get on his knees 3 weeks ago.  McIntyre gets on his knees and, on Long’s orders, says Teddy is the most handsome, debonair, high class, sharp dressed, and intelligent and that it’s an honor and a privilege to have Teddy as his boss.  Long says Drew still isn’t in Money In The Bank.  Long says is Drew can beat Kofi Kingston tonight, he’ll be in Money In The Bank.  It’s good to see Drew get what he had coming to him.

Up next, MVP vs. Chavo Guerrero vs. Dolph Ziggler in a Money In The Bank Qualifier!

WWE YouTube channel plug.


Triple Threat Money In The Bank Qualifying Match: Dolph Ziggler (w/ Vickie Guerrero) vs. Chavo Guerrero Jr. vs. Montel Vontavious Porter.  Vickie joins Striker and Grisham for commentary and Striker coos over her.  Ugh.  Ziggler and Chavo double team MVP.  MVP fights back and hits an Exploder on Ziggler, then whips Chavo hard into the corner.  Ziggler and Chavo double team MVP again.  MVP sends them both to the floor.  Insta-commercials.  MVP covers Ziggler for 2.  Chavo trips MVP and comes back in to beat him down.  After a long set up, MVP pushes Chavo into the corner to crotch Ziggler on the top rope.  MVP drops Chavo and hits a superplex on Ziggler.  Chavo is the only man standing and looks confused about what to do.  See, he’s supposed to be helping Ziggler win, but he covers MVP for 2.  Vickie gets up and yells at Chavo.  Chavo drops an elbow on MVP for 1.  Chavo and Vickie argue.  Ziggler Pearl Harbors Chavo and kicks the crap out of him.  Chavo fights back and hits the Three Amigos on Ziggler.  MVP wakes up and back body drops Chavo.  MVP gets rolling, fighting off both of them.  MVP throws Ziggler out of the ring and goes for the Ballin’ elbow on Chavo.  Ziggler tries to cut him off, but fails.  Paydirt on Chavo, but Vickie pulls the referee out of the ring.  They argue.  Ziggler locks MVP in the sleeper hold for the win (6:35 shown).  Fun little match.  I like the idea of Chavo turning face.

Tonight, Swagger vs. Show… THE REMATCH!

Australia Tour!

Alberto Del Rio vignette.

Josh Matthews is backstage with World Heavyweight Champion Rey Mysterio Jr. and the doctor who is checking on his ankle.  The doctor speaks some medical jargon.  Jack Swagger comes in and puts Mysterio in the ankle lock and pulls him through the hallway and throws him into stuff.  That dick!  Swagger pulls Mysterio into the arena, then runs away when Big Show approaches.  Interesting segment.  I like Swagger being all crazy and vicious.  Too bad it’s too little, too late.


Moments ago, ^^ happened.

Highlights of the Peep Show segment from last week.

Christian & Matt Hardy vs. Curt Hawkins & Vance Archer.  Hardy and Hawkins start.  Hardy gets the better of it and works over Hawkins’ arm.  Hawkins decks Hardy and powers him to the heel corner.  Archer tags in and they double team Hardy.  Cover gets 2.  Archer beats up Hardy.  Hardy fights back and hits a tornado DDT.  Hardy goes to tag Christian, but Christian yanks Hardy’s arm and pulls him out of the ring.  Archer throws Hardy back into the ring and hits a reverse DDT.  Tag to Hawkins, who hits the diving elbow drop for the pin in 2:55.  Christian turning heel I don’t like so much, but he’ll be awesome at it.

Tonight, Show vs. Swagger!  But next… Kofi Kingston vs. Drew McIntyre!

Raw hype!

Australia Tour!

Non-Title, Money In The Bank Qualifying Match (for McIntyre): Drew McIntyre vs. WWE Intercontinental Champion Kofi Kingston.  Kofi immediately gets a schoolboy for 2.  They lock up and work a headlock on the mat, which I love.  Kofi hits a cross body for 2.  McIntyre applies a rear chin lock.  Kofi hits a big monkey flip for 1.  McIntyre lands a punch for 2.  McIntyre hits an over the knee neckbreaker for 2.  Kofi gets a crucifix hold (incorrectly called a backslide by Grisham) for 2.  McIntyre beats on Kofi.  Kofi hits the rebound corner kick, then tries to springboard, but McIntyre kicks the ropes to knock him down.  Cover gets 2.  Insta-commercials.  McInytre has Kofi in a grounded abdominal stretch.  Kofi hip tosses his way out.  Kofi avoids a leg drop and makes his comeback.  Kofi goes for the S.O.S., but McIntyre blocks it and pounds on him.  McIntyre sets Kofi in the top rope.  Kofi fights him off and hits a frog splash to the back for 2.  Kofi hits the big chop and the Boom Drop.  Kofi sets up the Trouble In Paradise.  McIntyre ducks, then Kofi lands it anyway for 2.  McIntyre hits a reverse Alabama Slam for 2.  McIntyre goes for the Future Shock, but Kofi counters and goes for a DDT.  Kofi ducks a move and dropkicks McIntyre out of the ring.  Kofi lands a tope suicida.  They fight outside and barely beat the count back in.  Kofi tries to do the Boom Drop on the apron, but McIntyre sends him into the post, then hits the Future Shock for the pin (9:39 shown).  Really good match.  McIntyre is growing on me as a wrestler.

They show the thing last week where Serena showed the video of herself drinking to prove to Kane that CM Punk didn’t turn Undertaker into a potato.

Rosa Mendez is randomly exercising backstage.  CM Punk and Luke Gallows walk by and are confused.  They’re heading our way!

Another Alberto Del Rio vignette.

The Straight Edge Society (minus Serena) are int he ring.  Gallows calls for Serena to come out.  Serena comes out talking about being a fuck up and defying Punk’s orders.  She begs for forgiveness.  Gallows bitches at her.  Punk says it’s his decision and he forgives her.  Gallows leaves.  He isn’t pleased about this.  Serena tells Punk she’ll never fail him again.  Punk replies that she better not.  Serena hugs him.  The crowd boos.  Gallows is watching from the stage, not at all pleased with this developments.

Money In The Bank hype.

WWE Magazine plug.

“Dashing” Cody Rhodes vs. JTG.  Rhodes has new music.  JTG works Rhodes’ arm.  Rhodes drops JTG from the corner and goes to work on him.  JTG makes his comeback.  Rhodes cuts him off and hits a front suplex.  JTG tries to fight back again, but Rhodes hits the Cross Rhodes for the pin in 2:40.  Not much of a match, but it got the job done.

Josh Matthews interviews Kelly Kelly.  She’ll be challenging Layla for the Women’s Championship at Money In The Bank.  Layla shows up and is fucking obnoxious.  Kelly starts to choke a bitch, then Michelle McCool jumps her from behind.  LayCool leave Kelly laying.  Tiffany and some refs check on her.

Money is the Money In The Bank song!

Earlier tonight, Jack Swagger further fucked up Rey Mysterio’s already fucked up leg.

Josh Matthews interviews The Big Show.  Show’s ready to fuck a bitch up!

Australia Tour!

Jack Swagger vs. The Big Show.  Swagger shoots for the leg immediately, but Show throws him off.  Repeat.  Show slams Swagger down.  Show yells at Swagger and hits some big chops.  Show chokes Swagger with his boot while continuing to yell at him.  Show hits a running butt to the corner and shoulder block that sends Swagger out of the ring.  Swagger pulls Show’s head across the top rope and rams his leg into the post, then goes for the ankle lock.  Show kicks him out of the ring.  Swagger comes back in and Show shoves him out again.  Show follows outside and kicks Swagger’s ass some more.  I think there’s a double count out in about 4 minutes, but the bell never rings.  Swagger DDTs Show’s leg on the ramp.  Swagger makes his way backstage, where Kane chokes him and throws him into his lair.  Swagger looks like he’s trying not to laugh.  Kane accuses Swagger of turning Undertaker in a broccoli.  Swagger denies it.  He says he has an alibi.  Kane says he better provide his alibi next week, OR ELSE!

Aside from the silliness at the end, I thought this was a terrific little TV show.

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