WWE Superstars 6/24/10

WWE open, Superstars open, pyro and ballyhoo.  Todd Grisham and Matt Striker are the first announcers.  Tony Chimel is the first ring announcer.

JTG vs. Caylen Croft (w/ Trent Barreta).  They lock up.  Croft denies a clean break.  JTG hits a quick series of moves.  Croft sends JTG outside so Barreta can get his cheap shot in behind the referee’s back.  Back inside, Croft covers for 2.  JTG hits a spinning neckbreaker and some clotheslines and a dropkick.  JTG hits the Mugshot, then drops Barreta with a baseball slide dropkick.  JTG hits the Sling Blade on Croft for the pin in 2:50.  There wasn’t much too it, but what there was wasn’t very good.  JTG dances with kids.

Tonight, R-Truth takes on William Regal!  I’m down with that.  Commercials!

WWE.com plug.

Luke Gallows (w/ Serena) vs. Chris Masters.  They lock up.  Gallows beats up Masters.  Masters works Gallows’ arm a bit.  Gallows slams Masters, then misses an elbow drop.  Masters hits a suplex.  Gallows bails.  Commercials.  Masters goes for the Master Lock, but fails.  Gallows kicks him off of the apron and whips him into the barricade.  Back inside, Gallows hits a big splash to the back for 2.  Masters tries to slam Gallows, but Gallows lands on top for 2.  Gallows beats on Masters.  Gallows hits a suplex for 2.  Masters ducks a big boot and lands some chops.  Masters drops Gallows with a shoulder block and hits some clotheslines.  Masters hits a diving shoulder block for 2.  Gallows connects flush with a kick to Masters’ chin for 2.  Gallows goes for the Gallows Pole, but Masters counters and goes for the Master Lock.  Gallows counters.  Serena distracts Masters, leading to Gallows hitting the Gallows Pole for the pin in 9:39.  This sucked.

NXT recap.

The Bella Twins are headed our way!  Commercials!

Please, don’t try this at home.

WWE bullshit fact of the night.

Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler are now the announcers.  Justin Roberts is now the ring announcer.

Jillian Hall vs. Brie Bella (w/ Nikki Bella).  Jillian sings “OLE!” before the match.  It hurt.  They lock up.  Jillian takes Brie down.  Brie tackles Jillian.  Cat fight.  I do not care.  Jillian beats up Brie.  Jillian tries a handspring splash, but Brie gets her knees up and makes her comeback.  Bulldog headlock gets 2.  Brie tries a victory roll, but Jillian squashes it for 2.  Brie takes a spill to the outside.  The Bellas try to pull the switcharoo, but that annoying as fuck referee judges which one is sweaty to decide who is Brie.  The Bellas pull the switch anyway and Nikki schoolgirls Jillian for the pin in 3:40.  This also sucked.

Tonight, R-Truth vs. William Regal.  This show has killed my excitement for it.  Commercials.

WWE Classsics on Demand plug.

Sheamus hype video.

Footage from the destruction of Vince McMahon on Raw.  The iBooker 9000 promises appropriate consequences.

The main event is next.

R-Truth vs. William Regal.  They lock up and do stuff.  Truth hits a series of moves, but injures his knee.  Regal works the leg like the vicious motherfucker that he is.  Truth hits a monkey flip to break away from Regal.  Regal fucks up Truth’s leg some more.  Truth makes his comeback and hits a DDT for 2.  Regal hits an Exploder.  Truth hits the Lie Detector for the pin in 4:52.  Regal and Truth get HALF THE TIME THAT FUCKING LUKE GALLOWS AND CHRIS MASTERS GET?  That’s fucking criminal.  They did what they could with the time they had.

Horrible fucking show.

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