WWE Superstars 4/29/10

WWE open, Superstars open, pyro and ballyhoo.  Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler are announce team #1.  Justin Roberts is ring announcer #1.

Gail Kim vs. Jillian Hall.  They lock up.  Jillian knocks Gail down and misses a flipping leg drop.  Jillian drops her again and goes up top.  Gail meets her and hits a Frankensteiner off the top!  Gail goes for a victory roll, but Hall turns it into an electric chair drop for 2.  Jillian keeps the heat on Gail.  Samoan drop gets 2 for Jillian.  Jillian continues to dominate.  Gail hits a head scissors and makes her comeback.  Gail hits a cross body, but Jillian rolls through and gets a 2 count.  Jillian hits a handspring elbow to the corner.  Gail avoids a charge and hits the Eat Defeat for the pin in 5:26.  Not a bad little match.

Draft recap.

WWE.com plug.

Tonight, the NEW Unified Tag Team Champions The Hart Dynasty will be in action!

WWE bullshit fact of the night.

Zack Ryder (w/ Rosa Mendez) vs. Primo.  Holy shit, Primo is still employed?  They lock up.  Ryder works Primo’s arm.  Primo responds in kind.  Primo back drops Ryder out of the ring, fakes a dive, then hits a dive.  Back inside, cover gets 2.  Ryder puts Primo on the ropes and hits a knee life that knocks him out of the ring.  Insta-commercials!  Ryder has Primo locked in a body scissors.  During the break, he whipped Primo into the side of the ring.  Primo escapes and gets a jackknife hold for 2.  Ryder hits a flapjack for 2.  Ryder knocks Primo out of the ring with a sliding dropkick, then sends him into the side of the ring again.  Ryder works a shoulder hold back in the ring.  Primo fights out, but gets whipped and takes a front bump into the turnbuckles.  Primo avoids a diving leg drop and makes his comeback.  Primo gets some cradles for 2.  Primo connects with some kicks and hits a leg drop for 2.  Primo goes up top.  Rosa distracts him and the referee.  Ryder knocks Primo off the top and hits the Zack Attack for the pin (8:15 shown).  Really good little match.

The Hart Dynasty doing something, TONIGHT!

Triple H/Sheamus Extreme Rules highlight video.

Todd Grisham and Matt Striker have taken over announcing duties.

They show the Hart Dynasty beating The Big Show & The Miz for the Unified Tag Team Championship on Raw, and Show’s subsequent KTFO’ing of Miz.

The crowd is ROARING for the Hart Dynasty’s entrance!  The main event is NEXT!

Non-Title: Unified WWE Tag Team Champions The Hart Dynasty (w/ Natalya) vs. The Dudebusters.  Caylen Croft now looks like the love child of Primo and Alex Shelley for some reason.  Barreta and Kidd lock up.  They do some good wrestling.  Dudebusters manage to get the advantage on Kidd.  Kidd is concentrated awesomeness in a wrestler’s body.  Smith tags in and throws Croft around.  They manage to get the advantage on Smith through cheap shots.  Insta-commercials!  Barreta holds Smith in a grounded side headlock.  Smith makes a comeback and tags in Kidd, who runs wild on Croft.  Barreta DDTs Kidd on the apron.  Fucking ow.  Croft gets Kidd back in the ring and covers for 2.  Kidd plays face in peril for a long time.  Smith gets the hot tag and runs wild.  Smith hits the stall suplex on Croft for 2.  Barreta saves Croft from taking the running powerslam.  Natalya slaps Barreta.  Smith backdrops Kidd out of the ring and onto the Dudebusters.  Springboard Hart Attack of Croft.  Kidd gets the pin (10:52 shown).  Awesome little match.  The Harts are fucking OVER right now.

After suffering through Impact and NXT today, this show did a lot towards redeeming Pro Wrestling for me.

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