WWE Friday Night Smackdown! 2/12/10

“The Edge Factor.”

Pyro and ballyhoo.  Where are the opens this week?  Todd Grisham and Matt Striker are our hosts, TAPED from Baton Rouge, Louisiana!  Tonight, the Undertaker vs. Chris Jericho in a No DQ Match and R-Truth takes on John Morrison!

Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. CM Punk (w/ Luke Gallows & Serena).  They have a little slapping altercation, then Mysterio runs wild on him.  Victory roll gets 2 early.  Mysterio works Punk’s leg.  Match carries on and Mysterio gets 2 off of a swank sunset flip.  Mysterio goes back to the leg.  Punk rocks him win an enzuigiri for 2.  Punk grounds Mysterio with a figure-four head scissors.  Punk sends Mysterio to the outside.  Mysterio avoids the dive.  Mysterio teases a dive but does the original 619.  Insta-commercials.  Punk hits a dropkick for 2.  Punk backdrops Mysterio to the apron.  Mysterio ranas Punk to the floor and hits the Bombs Away off of the apron.  Punk backdrops Mysterio across the barricade.  Ouch.  Back inside, Punk hits the Eddie hilo for 2.  Mysterio is sent out of the ring again and sells his arm.  Punk follows him out and beats him up.  Back inside, Punk applies a bow & arrow surfboard.  Mysterio escapes and tries to rally, but Punk hits a backbreaker for 2.  Punk applies a backbreaker-like hold, but Mysterio fights out and drop toe holds Punk into the middle turnbuckle.  Mysterio goes up top, but Punk hits him, causing Mysterio to be tied to the tree of woe.  Punk goes for a dropkick, but Mysterio moves and Punk crotches himself on the pole.  Mysterio has a flurry and hits a springboard cross body for 2.  Mysterio rolls through a schoolboy and kicks Punk in the head for 2.  Mysterio catches Punk with the a foot in the corner and hits the ropes, but Punk catches him with a powerslam for 2.  Punk hits the knee in the corner, fails the bulldog.  Serena blocks him from hitting the 619.  Gallows gets in a cheap shot.  Punk avoids the 619 and goes for the Go 2 Sleep, but Mysterio counters into a Frankensteiner for the pin (11:44 shown).  Awesome match!  Gallows jumps Mysterio after the match and the Straight Edge Society does the beat down.  Gallows places Mysterio on Punk’s shoulders so he can hit the Go 2 Sleep.

Batista’s explanation, TONIGHT!

Australia tour!

Moments ago, all that awesome stuff I just wrote happened!

The Intercontinental Champion, Drew McIntyre (w/ new music) comes out and cuts a short promo about how he’s unstoppable.  Kane comes out.  McIntyre says he won’t wrestle Kane tonight.  The referee rings the bell anyway.

Non-Title: WWE Intercontinental Champion Drew McIntyre vs. Kane.  Kane kicks McIntyre’s ass.  Kane goes up for the diving clothesline, but McIntyre bails.  Insta-commercials.  McIntyre works Kane’s arm, having gotten in a cheap shot during the break.  McIntyre hits a lariat for 2.  Kane rallies and hits a sidewalk slam for 2.  Kane goes for the chokeslam, but McIntyre counters and goes for the Future Shock.  Kane counters and goes for the chokeslam again.  They go out of the ring together.  They fight to a double count-out (4:06 shown).  Back into the ring, McIntyre takes Kane down with a big boot and hammers on him.  The referee breaks it up.  McIntyre grabs his belt and tries to nail Kane with it, but gets chokeslammed.  Kane lays the belt across McIntyre and does his pyro show.

The Women’s Champion, Mickie James, is in catering.  Michelle McCool and Layla come in to fuck with her.  Mickie tells him it’s done between them.  They bicker.  Will this fucking feud never end?  Vickie Guerrero ends up getting cottage cheese or something thrown on her.

WWE.com plug.

Non-Title: WWE Women’s Champion Mickie James vs. Layla (w/ Michelle McCool).  They lock up and have an awkward brawl.  Vickie Guerrero comes out covered in cottage cheese and changes the match to a Handicap Match, making this…

Handicap Match: WWE Women’s Champion Mickie James vs. Michelle McCool & Layla.  Mickie fights both.  Jackknife hold on McCool, but Layla saves.  McCool and Layla double team Mickie into oblivion.  Mickie takes Layla out of the ring.  McCool hits the Styles Clash on Mickie for the pin in 2:59.  Whoever decided that this feud should continue deserves slow, painful torture… like watching all of these segments on infinite loop.

Batista is headed our way!

Video of Batista’s recent heinous actions.

Josh Matthews introduces Batista.  Matthews asks Batista what his deal is.  Batista takes the mic and walks around the ringside area while a spotlight follows him.  He gets back in the ring, drops the microphone, and starts to leave.  The fans chant “CENA!” so Batista comes back to the ring, picks up the mic… drops it again, kicks it away, and leaves.  Pointless waste of a segment.  WTF are they trying to do with this?

R-Truth vs. Morrison NEXT!  Undertaker vs. Jericho STILL TO COME!

Australia tour!

WWE bullshit fact of the week.

Teddy Long comes out to say that since Batista’s been being so weird lately, he’ll face Edge next week.

Matt Hardy, Great Khali, and Ranjin Singh come out.  Hardy introduces his Valentine, Maria.

Matt Hardy & Great Khali (w/ Ranjin Singh & Maria) vs. The Hart Dynasty (w/ Natalya).  Khali and Smith start.  Smith immediately takes out.  Khali pulls Kidd into the ring and tags in Hardy.  The Harts get heat on Hardy.  Hardy fights back.  Maria jumps on Natalya when she tries to interfere.  Hardy schoolboys Kidd for the pin in 2:09.  Alrighty then.  Maria raises Hardy and Khali’s hands in victory.

Ted Dibiase Hall of Fame video.

Raw Rebound.

Grisham and Striker hype the Elimination Chamber card.

The show the ending of Mysterio/Punk from earlier tonight and the subsequent Straight Edge Society beatdown.

R-Truth vs. John Morrison.  They shake hands, lock up, and go at it.  Morrison rolls over Truth’s back and lands badly on his ankle, forcing a referee stop victory for R-Truth in 52 seconds.  R-Truth helps Morrison up.

Undertaker vs. Jericho No DQ TONIGHT!

NXT commercial.

Tony Chimel introduces Edge.  Edge talks about the people he could possibly face at WrestleMania.  He brilliantly calls CM Punk “the love child of Charles Manson and Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake.  He starts to talk about facing Batista next week.  Chris Jericho interrupts.  He’s mad that Edge didn’t mention him as a potential WrestleMania opponent.  Jericho babbles for a while, then says he’ll beat The Undertaker tonight.  The Undertaker makes his entrance for the main event.

Non-Title, No DQ Match: World Heavyweight Champion The Undertaker vs. Chris Jericho.  Edge does commentary.  Undertaker mauls Jericho.  Taker hits the apron leg drop!  I mark for that move.  Taker continues kicking Jericho’s ass.  Undertaker goes for Old School, but Jericho crotches him.  Jericho hits a superplex and puts the boots to Taker.  Taker fights back with big punches and a clothesline in the corner.  Taker hits Snake Eyes, big boot, and a leg drop for 2.  Taker goes for the chokeslam.  Jericho bails and looks at Edge across the announce table.  Taker goes after Jericho and throws him at Edge.  Edge moves.  Edge and Taker stare at each other.  Taker throws Jericho back in the ring and mows down Edge with a big boot.  Taker gets back in the ring and Jericho hits a DDT for 2.  Jericho puts the boots to Taker and exposes the turnbuckle.  Undertaker goes for a chokeslam.  Jericho schoolboys him for 2, gets sent into the turnbuckle, and takes the Last Ride.  Edge comes in and spears Undertaker.  Edge leaves.  Taker sits up and picks up Jericho.  Jericho hits the Codebreaker for the pin in 7:34.  Fun match.

Edge vs. Batista NEXT WEEK!

Good Smackdown, except for the awful Mickie/Michelle bullshit.

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