WWE Superstars 1/21/10 (Repost)

WWE open, Superstars open, pyro and ballyhoo.  Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler are our opening hosts.

Jillian Hall comes out and rapes our ears with a horrible rendition of a horrible song by a horrible singer.

Jillian Hall vs. Kelly Kelly.  Kelly does her flippy stuff, then Jillian stretches her and beats her up.  Kelly makes her comeback.  Jillian squashes a victory roll attempt for 2.  Jillian goes for a handspring elbow to the corner, but Kelly dropkicks her then hits her half asses Fameasser for the pin in 3:45.  A not very good, but very forgettable match.

In tonight’s main event, Chris Jericho takes on Kane!

Josh Matthews and Byron Saxton take over commentary for the next match.

Shelton Benjamin vs. Vance Archer.  They lock up, then brawl.  Shelton counters the British Fall into an inside cradle for 2.  Benjamin takes Archer out of the ring with a headscissors.  Commercials.  Archer has a rear chin lock.  Shelton escapes and eats Archer’s boot.  Archer uses another rest hold.  Shelton escapes again.  Archer boots him again and hits some mounted punches, then covers for 2.  Archer cranks on Benjamin’s neck.  Shelton escapes the hold again and makes his comeback.  Shelton hits the Dragon Whip for 2.  Shelton hits a German suplex hold for 2.  Archer avoids a dropkick and whips Benjamin into the corner.  Benjamin hits a dropkick, then catches Archer with an Oklahoma roll for the pin in 11:22.  Slow and uninspiring.

Ask The Divas.

The main event is still to come!

Video package on The Miz, for some reason.

Todd Grisham and Matt Striker have taken over announcing.  They hype the Royal Rumble.

Chris Jericho heads out for his match, which is NEXT!

Chris Jericho vs. Kane.  They stall a lot to start.  Jericho slaps Kane, and Kane responds by kicking his ass.  Kane works a hammerlock.  Jericho low bridges Kane out of the ring, then does the springboard dropkick to the apron to knock Kane to the floor again.  Commercials.  Naturally, Jericho has the advantage.  Jericho rocks Kane with an enzuigiri for 2.  Jericho, who’s been watching Kane’s recent matches with Dolph Ziggler on Smackdown, clamps on a sleeper hold.  Kane rams him against the turnbuckle to escape it.  Jericho hits a dropkick for 2.  Jericho hits the bulldog.  Kane avoids the Lionsault and hits the big boot for 2.  Jericho goes for the Walls of Jericho, but fails.  Kane counters the Codebreaker as well.  Jericho counters a chokeslam attempt and bails.  Kane wins by count-out in 16:16.  Match was ok.

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