WWE Superstars 11/25/10

WWE open, Superstars open, pyro and ballyhoo.  Todd Grisham and Matt Striker are the first announcers.  Tonight, Mark Henry takes on The Usos again!  Ashley Valence is the ring announcer.

Curt Hawkins vs. Trent Barreta.  They lock up.  Hawkins backs Barreta into the corner, teases a clean break, but takes the cheap shot just because he’s a dick.  Hawkins hits a suplex for 2.  Hawkins takes Barreta over with a side headlock.  Hawkins lands a shoulder block, then talks shit.  Barreta fights back.  Hawkins beats on him.  Barreta rallies and clotheslines Hawkins out of the ring, then hits a Space Flying Tiger Drop!  Nice!  Hawkins trips Barreta and sends him into the barricade.  Insta-commercials.  Hawkins has Barreta in a chin lock.  Hawkins hits a modified STO for 2.  Hawkins keeps the heat on Barreta with another rear chin lock.  Barreta blocks a suplex, but gets set on the apron.  He lands a knee lift and hits a leg drop to the back of the head across the ropes.  Barreta gets rolling on offense and hits a springboard dropkick for 2.  Barreta gets a reverse cradle for 2.  Barreta avoids Hawkins in the corner.  Hawkins hits a swank spinning suplex thing for 2.  Hawkins hits a backdrop suplex, then goes up top.  Barreta cuts him off and hits a running knee strike for 2.  Hawkins counters Barreta’s tornado DDT and hits a wonky neckbreaker for the pin (7:38 shown).  Good little match.

John Cena video package.

Santino Marella hype video.

Stand up for WWE!

WWE.com plug.

Scott Stanford and Jerry Lawler are now the announcers.

Santino Marella & Vladimir Kozlov vs. Zack Ryder & Primo.  Kozlov tries to lock up with Ryder, but Ryder backs up and says “WOO WOO WOO!”  Kozlov hits an arm drag.  Ryder tags out to Primo.  Primo wants Santino.  Kozlov obliges.  Crowd chants “COBRA!”  They lock up.  Break.  They lock up again.  Primo connects with a knee lift.  Santino takes Primo over with a judo looking throw, then does a roll through front face lock to his corner and tags in Kozlov.  Santino and Kozlov make quick tags and work over Primo.  Ryder tags in.  Santino sends him outside.  Kozlov hits Primo with a shoulder block.  Insta-commercials.  Instead of going straight back to the match, they show a Zack Ryder hype video.  How about you get back to showing the fucking match that Ryder is in?  The heels get the heat on Santino for a while.  They hit a double flapjack.  Primo covers for 2.  Primo cranks on Santino’s arm.  Kozlov gets the hot tag and runs wild.  Kozlov hits a powerslam on Primo.  Ryder saves.  Kozlov clotheslines him out of the ring and tags in Santino in the process.  Santino beats up Primo, then hits the Cobra for the pin (about 8 minutes shown).  I can’t believe that’s a finish.  At least it doesn’t beat anyone who matters.  Match was okay.

Henry vs. The Usos TONIGHT!  Joy.

TLC commercial, which is done with animated stick figures.

Stand up for WWE!

WWE bullshit fact of the night.

Raw Rebound.

The main event is NEXT!

Handicap Match: Mark Henry vs. Jimmy & Jey Uso (w/Tamina).  Henry and (I think) Jey lock up.  Henry shoves him across the ring, then beats him up.  Jey bails.  They lock up again.  Jey gets shoved across the ring again and tags out.  Henry beats up Jimmy.  Jey comes in and Henry runs through both of them.  Tamina kicks Henry behind the referee’s back.  It has no effect beyond distracting Henry, but that allows Jimmy to get the jump on him.  Henry tries to squash him in the corner, but misses.  Jimmy works over Henry.  Jey tags in and continues the working over.  Henry misses a big splash.  Jimmy tags in and lands one for 2.  Jimmy hits what looks like a Sliding D for 2.  Usos double team Henry.  Jey put the boots to Henry.  Henry has a brief hope spot on Jey, who tags out.  Henry makes his comeback on Jimmy.  Henry hits a lariat for 2.  Jey goes for a cheap shot, but gets his ass kicked.  Henry piles the Usos up and kills them with a big splash, then gives Jimmy the World’s Strongest Slam and gets the pin in 6:10.  Somebody got they ass kicked!

Okay little show this week.