WWE NXT 9/7/10

I fully expect this to be brutal.

WWE open, NXT open (with new music, so Bryan Alvarez is happy), pyro and ballyhoo.  Michael Cole and Josh Matthews are the announcers.

Host Matt Striker is in the ring.  He introduces the Pros, who in turn introduce their respective rookies: Kelly Kelly and Naomi Knight, The Bella Twins and Jamie Keyes, Primo and AJ Lee, Alicia Fox and Maxine, and Goldust and Aksana.  The last Pro, Vickie Guerrero, comes out to be obnoxious.  She fired her rookie, the really tall one.  She introduces her new rookie, Kaitlyn.  They got rid of the big one for another generic one.  Brilliant move.  Striker says the fucking show is going to last three months.  That’s WWE raping my brain.  He has them introduce themselves.  Vickie bitches at her rookie for sucking and makes her do it again.  Ugh.  They’re all awful.  Especially Jamie Keyes.  Her voice is nails on a chalkboard.  She should have been Vickie’s rookie.  Striker threatens that a rookie challenge is next.  Commercials.

Striker still has them in the ring.  They’re all forced to dance with Michael Cole, Tony Chimel, or Josh Matthews.  Naomi wins.  This was the worst thing ever.

Kelly & Naomi vs. Alicia & Maxine is next.  Ugh.  Commercials.

Tony Chimel is the ring announcer.

Alicia Fox & Maxine vs. Kelly Kelly & Naomi.  Kelly and Fox do some shit.  Fox does a headscissors and a Frankensteiner for 2.  Naomi tags in and does a sweet springboard sunset flip for 2.  Naomi lands a dropkick and a butt butt for 2.  Fox hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker for 2.  Maxine and Fox get heat on Knight.  Knight gets Maxine with an inside cradle for the pin in 3:03.  They keep wrestling.  Naomi counters a suplex attempt with one of her own and goes for the pin, but the referee tells her the match was over.  This was awful.  Fucking idiots.

A Capture the Flag race is next.  Commercials.

They do their stupid race.  Naomi wins.

Goldust & Aksana vs. Primo & AJ tonight.  Commercials.

Fucking hype for Cena’s movie.

Cole and Matthews hype the Night of Champions card.

Jamie Keyes hype video.

The “main event” is next.  Commercials.

Goldust & Aksana vs. Primo & AJ.  Goldust and Primo start.  Goldust gets a schoolboy for 2.  The girls tag in.  Aksana hits a leg drop for 2.  Aksana hits a backbreaker for 2.  AJ hits a flippy bulldog for the pin in 1:46.  The girls tried hard, but their movements were really clunky.

Vickie Guerrero brings her rookie Kaitlyn back down to the ring, because we haven’t enough of obnoxious fucking Vickie Guerrero on this show.  She wants her to do her introduction fucking again.  Primo argues with her.  AJ tells her to go away.  YES, THANK YOU AJ.  Vickie tells her rookie to attack AJ, but AJ counters and pushes her into Vickie.  Vickie is pissed.  Maybe she’ll quit.

WORST.  SHOW.  EVER.